Naming things is hard: The Russian Dragon

Naming things is hard, so I like to recognize clever and effective names for things. I’ve previously noted Ingrid the crossword app and WordTsar the WordStar clone.

Today, I acknowledge the punny genius of a vintage metronome/rhythm device for recording studios I learned of via a YouTube video. It was called the Russian Dragon. When you’re off-tempo in music, you’re either “rushing”, or you’re “dragging”. Get it?

 

Our long provincial license plate nightmare is over

1981-1992: The Good Old Days

For my formative years growing up on Prince Edward Island, our vehicle license plates looked like this:

White license plate with dark green block lettering reading PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND on the top, a plate number of FEK 192 in the middle, with a stylized emblem on PEI featuring a lion, three small trees, and a large tree, and the word CANADA at the bottom.
Prince Edward Island license plate from the golden age of PEI plate design: 1981 – 1992 (image from Wikipedia, CC BY-SA 4.0)

As we tend to do with things from our formative years, I consider this the golden age of license plate design for Prince Edward Island. With a family that would travel to the United States by car, we would often have people ask about the plate. They could clearly read the large lettering, and as many weren’t familiar with PEI, the inclusion of “CANADA” was helpful. The design was informative and an effective, uh, vehicle, for promoting our province.

I suspect cost and complexity kept the design as simple as it was, but whoever designed this did a great job within the boundaries (Let me know if you know who it was).

1993-1997: The Clip-Art Years

In 1993, things took a dark turn on the back of PEI cars.

White license plate with red stylized text reading PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND along the top, a plate number of QC 854, an illustration of Anne of Green Gables and Green Gables House and the phrase 'Home of Anne of Green Gables' at the bottom.
The PEI plate from 1993-1997. (image from Wikipedia, CC BY-SA 4.0)

The 1993 redesign did keep the large “PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND” lettering, but lost the helpful “CANADA” qualifier. It also included the addition of a low-quality illustration of Anne of Green Gables and Green Gables House.

I have no objection to the reference to Anne of Green Gables. When I tell people I’m from PEI, the Anne character is often their first or only reference point. It’s also a pretty good book. I object to the illustration, which is somehow too detailed for the scale, and not detailed enough, and gives of a 1,001 Clip Art CD-ROM vibe.

I heard first hand many years ago from one of the graphic designers who worked on the project. They were asked to provide a quick mock-up and were surprised to see their incomplete draft (it’s missing windows/bushes) ended up on the final product.

1997-2022: The Photoshop Years

In 1997, the PEI license plate was redesigned again. This time, it included the wild addition of gradients. There were variations featuring the historic Province House in Charlottetown and the remarkable Confederation Bridge.

White license plate with green gradient at the top and blue gradient at the bottom and the text Confederation Bridge at the top, and stylized text Prince Edward Island at the bottom. In the middle is a stylized illustration of the Confederation Bridge.
The PEI plate from 1997. (image from Wikipedia, CC BY-SA 4.0)
White license plate with photo of wind turbines on a red-soil cliff and the text Prince Edward Island at the top, and stylized text Canada's Green Provice www.peiplay.com at the bottom.
The PEI plate from 2007. (image from Wikipedia, CC BY-SA 4.0)
White license plate with stylized image of Province House and the text Prince Edward Island at the top, and stylized text Birthplace of Confederation at the bottom.
The PEI plate from 2013. (image from Wikipedia, CC BY-SA 4.0)

The 1997-2022 era included several redesigns and variations on PEI plates. Again here, I have no issue with the topics. The Confederation Bridge is an incredible engineering feat and I still marvel at it 25 years after it was built. Highlighting the early adoption of wind power on PEI is also great (despite setbacks, PEI has done well with wind power generation).

All three major design variations are just too complicated for an object that is usually seen covered in dirt, moving at high speeds, and at a distance. Simplify, man!

2022-: The Glorious Redemption

Finally, after over a quarter-century of Photoshop feathering, gradients, and clip-art collages, things got better! The Province of PEI introduced a new redesign of the PEI license plates.

The redesign revealed in 2022 is finally a worthy successor to the 1981 classic. This design is simple, readable at a distance, and includes the key information in the largest font size possible. The “Canada” qualifier has returned with an improvement: the simple and recognizable Canadian flag.

The coat-of-arms of PEI, with its imperialistic lion, and three small and one large oak trees is featured as it was in the 1981 design, but this time with much more detail. This is a case where the added detail helps. While you won’t discern the details of the crest at a distance, it simplifies into a recognizable shape. This is a textbook case of Edward Tufte‘s principle: To simplify, add detail.

There are a few variations of this plate design tied into current PEI government campaigns, but I’m just happy the simplest version exists.

The announcement doesn’t credit the designers. To whoever designed this and whoever had the authority to commission and approve it: Thanks, it looks great.


Thanks to those who maintained the Wikipedia page about Prince Edward Island license plates for the history and photos.

 

The Crushing Coffee Line

To oversimplify in order to make a point, there are two types of people: crumblers and rocks.

Imagine a coffee shop with a lineup growing faster than orders can be served. Some of the customers are getting frustrated as it’s take a long time to get their coffee fix.

Rudimentary sketch of two stick people at a counter. One looks stressed in front of a mess of spilled mugs, the other looks calm in front of an orderly row of mugs.

Behind the counter serving coffee are these two types of people:

Crumblers are the people (like me), who crumble under the cumulative pressure of the needs of others. We feel the weight of the impatience (perceived or real) of every person waiting. Rather than working more quickly, the pressure gets us flustered. We make mistakes and end up helping even fewer people.

Rocks are the people who let the needs flow over them. They make coffee as quickly as they can, but they don’t take it personally that there are too many people in line. They keep working calmly, knowing that this is the best way to help as many people as possible.

Let’s be rocks!

 

Characters of the ShopTalk show

One of the many charms of the ShopTalk Show (a podcast all about Web design and development) is the cast of zany characters who drop in.

Off the top of my head (and in addition to the regular hosts Chris Coyier and Dave Rupert) there’s:

Colonel Standards – the hapless Southern gentleman of Web Standards

Bernie Standards – the shaggy Vermont socialist for the people’s Web Standards

and recently:

Barack Shadowdomobama – the President of Web Components

Davatron5000 the AI bot

Who am I missing?


Thanks to Paul Robert Lloyd for noting these glaring omissions:

  • Hip Hop Dad
  • Tswiftinator
  • Macho Man Randy Standards

And to Greg Robson for the Web Standards Sommelier

 

AIn’t

I’ve decided that only things I don’t care about can be automated by AI. Everything else needs to be careful crafted by artisans.

The manual for some dishwasher? Sure, have a robot whip it up. The manual for my dishwasher? That had better be hand-written by the engineers who built it.

 

Hey fellow Prince Edward Islanders, our $60 million windmills are broken

On clear days at our family’s cottage on the eastern end of PEI’s North Shore, we have a view of the Hermanville / Clearspring wind farm. I take a small bit of comfort against climate nihilism when I see any of the large wind turbine installations and the spread of residential solar panels on PEI.

We’d been noticing that most of the windmills at the Hermanville installation haven’t been spinning this year. I was dismayed to read that, according to the CBC, “6 of 10 turbines out of commission” at the site.

I give the civil servants that are responsible for the operation of the site the benefit of the doubt that they’re doing what they can to get the turbines working again. In the meantime, though, it’s frustrating and sad to see such an important piece of public infrastructure sitting idle.

Photo of a large wind turbine with a minivan parked near the base.
This photo was taken back in 2017. Honda Odyssey minivan for scale.
 

The thoughtful power utility

Maritime Electric (“a Fortis company”, as they like to remind us) needed to replace an aging power pole near our family cottage (the one with all of the woods). We weren’t around when they came to replace it, and we didn’t realize our clothesline was affixed to the old utility pole.

Instead of leaving our clothesline down on the lawn, which would have been understandable, the thoughtful crew left just enough of the old pole to hold up our clothesline.

Photo of a new utility pole next to the bottom portion of an old utility pole with a clothesline attached, grass in foreground and trees in back.

I’ll be even more grateful tomorrow when we return from the beach with sandy wet towels and bathing suits in need of hanging.

 

2023 and still no electric minivans in North America

Back in 2021 I wrote up a summary of the prospects for an electric minivan in Canada (and the US, as the market is similar). I added an update back in 2022 about how not much has changed.

Here’s your July 2023 update: no change.

There is still Toyota’s hybrid with their Sienna, but not a plug-in hybrid or full EV, and Chrysler’s plug-in hybrid version of the Pacifica, though availability is extremely limited.

For me today in Canada, there is still no feasible all-electric minivan.

Instead of waiting for a mythical EV minivan, we’re starting to relax our requirements and consider other (smaller) EV types.