I have invented a new rule for swimming at the beach:
When swimming at the beach, you can never be the furthest from the shore.

Frequently asked questions (probably):
- Q: What if I’m swimming with a friend?
A: Worry about yourself! - Q: What if there’s no one else swimming?
A: Then you’d be the furthest from the shore. OFFSIDE! - Q: What if the furthest-out person swims in past me?
A: OFFSIDE!




