Beach Offsides

I have invented a new rule for swimming at the beach:

When swimming at the beach, you can never be the furthest from the shore.

Illustration depicting a sandy shore from above, showing a RECKLESS DUDE in the water, an OFFSIDE person out past them, and an ONSIDE person between them and the shore.

Frequently asked questions (probably):

  • Q: What if I’m swimming with a friend?
    A: Worry about yourself!
  • Q: What if there’s no one else swimming?
    A: Then you’d be the furthest from the shore. OFFSIDE!
  • Q: What if the furthest-out person swims in past me?
    A: OFFSIDE!

 

Duck Race

I must have made some good choices in my life, because I have a duck reserved for the harbour run rubber duck race more than a week ahead of Naufrage Harbour Day.

 

You want ghosts?

Underwater photo of decomposing shipwreck with orange fish swimming around, and probably some ghosts.

CBC: Underwater images reveal 1st look at Quest, the final ship of Antarctic explorer Ernest Shackleton

You want ghosts? Because that’s how you get ghosts.

 

The Goalkeeper’s Parent

The most difficult position in soccer must be the goalkeeper’s parent.

 

Uber for Dogs

My friend and colleague at silverorange, Jacky, is a great designer and a great writer. For years, we’ve used “Uber for Dogs” as a shorthand for a hypothetical example of a solution coming before the problem.

I love Jacky’s writing style, and found this article to be a lovely serving of human thought without AI blurring the edges. Read Jacky’s article: Uber for Dogs: How to Stop & Think for Design.

 

AI floss

Saying “I always review what the AI gives me and I don’t let it write for me” is the new “yes, dentist, I do floss every day.”

 

Connections Band Names

When playing the New York Times Connections game, it occurred to me that it would be a good band name generator.

Screenshot of a web game with a grid of squares with text reading: OCTOPUS BREEZE THUNDER MESSENGER MOON SADDLE BULL WALTZ BUNK GOLD HOBO MOSEY BILGE CROSSBODY STROLL BALONEY

This day in particular had some great band names:

  • Octopus Breeze
  • Thunder Messenger
  • Moon Saddle
  • Bull Waltz
  • Bunk Gold
  • Hobo Mosey
  • Bilge Crossbody
  • Stroll Baloney

I’d go see Hobo Mosey opening for Octopus Breeze.

 

Countdown Standard

I endorse this Countdown Standard proposed by XKCD:

ONE... TWO... THREE! X Deprecated
ONE... TWO... THREE... GO! X Deprecated
THREE... TWO... ONE... GO! ISO Standard

First two are labelled as "too easy to mix up".

Caption: If I were in charge of ISO, the first thing I'd do would be to standardize the way people count out loud before doing something in sync.
 

Sound design of old

I was talking about sound design for user-interfaces with some colleagues today and remembered this gem. Back in 2004, I asked Brad Sucks to help with some sound design for the open-source instant messaging app, Gaim.

The sounds he came up with hold up well even 22 years later. I remember an interesting debate around whether the send or receive sound should have an “upward” tone (like asking a question), or “downward” tone. It depends whether you consider it a notification if your receipt, or the other persons sending (also see moving meetings “ahead” or “back”).

Hat tip to Brad for keeping his post about the sounds alive to this day. Cool URIs don’t change!

(and yes, I’ve reached the “blogging about my own old blog posts” stage)

 

The Web is a Guitar Amp Now (Literally)

I’ve been working with the web platform for years – and I was pretty blown-away to be able play my guitar through a website, and have it processed like a vintage amp.

Diagram showing three steps: 1. a guitar, 2. an audio interface, 3. the Tone3000 website

I wrote about it over at the silverorange blog.