Armagetron: best game ever

My pod is fuscia
A strange phenomenon has been sapping valuable time from our lives at my office in the last week.

It’s called Armagetron. It’s an open source (freeware) arcade-style game that plays like a cross between the movie Tron (“Where love and escape do not compute.”), and the Snakes (aka Worms aka Nibbles) game that came with Microsoft QBasic back in the day.

All you need to know to enjoy the game is that ‘Z’ and ‘X’ are your left and right controls and that the closer you are to an opponents ‘wall’, the faster you will travel. Works well over a LAN – team play is a must. I have to, uh, go back to work now.

 

angsty rocker brings dignity to Coronation Street fan

You can't even tell them apartI am no longer embarrassed to admit that lately I have started watching Coronation Street. Why am I no longer afraid? It is because I have noticed that Thom Yorke (apparently) sneaks off tours, takes a stage name, and performs the role of Martin. This means Coronation Street is cool. Lets all watch it now and discuss it.

 

good web radio almost exists (thanks for nothing)

Last week I told a heart-warming story about my family trip Disney World and the resulting discovery of Bad Religion and interesting radio. I also ask for some advice: where can I find good web radio? What resulted was a great thread about music, but few answers to my question (thanks to those few).

LaunchCast screenshot
Failed by you, the reader, I set out to discover the truth myself. Where can I find good web radio? A few days later, I am pleased to report that Launch.com’s LAUNCHcast is a pretty good service.

The idea is brilliant. It works much like Amazon’s recommendations. Here is my synopsis of how their system works (in a bullet list to make it easier for your bite size brain to ingest – as digestion is too lofty a goal):

  • I tell LAUNCHCast that I like radiohead
  • LAUNCHcast knows that others who like radiohead also like Travis
  • It plays Travis for me with out ever being told explicitly
  • A new artist comes out that fans of music I currently listen to like, and it will play me the new artist

This simple concept is very powerful and overcomes the simple drawback of ‘on-demand’ media delivery – that you only find material you already know about (I’ve complained about this before).

In practical terms, the service has it’s flaws. It requires patience while it learns about your musical preferences. It takes a while for it to figure out that you know that you don’t like Mariah Carrey (btw, she it on my list of beautiful woman that are so skanky that they are not attractive – more on that later).

LAUNCHcast lets you rate song, album, and artist on a scale of 1 to 100. A rating above 50 means it will be more likely to be played. A rating of below 50 means it will be less likely to be played.

There is a nice ‘never play this again’ feature that stops the current songs, skips to the next and remembers never to play that piece again. This feature is particularly important for the first few days you use LAUNCHcast, as it will guess wrong a fair amount until it has more data about your musical preferences. I had to go through the Launch.com Top 100 and tell it that I hated most of the artists. This improved my playlist dramatically.

Another cool feature, LaunchCast asks “How much new music would you like to discover?”. Choose a low rating and it will play only music you have explicitly told it you like. Choose a high number and it will play more new music it thinks you will like, but that you haven’t explicitly asked for.

I did have some trouble with the music skipping occasionally or dropping (very frustrating). The playlist is usually quite good, but it still throws something really odd, like Winger, occasionally. The idea here is good. Remember search engines before Google? The sort-of worked. This sort-of works too. I eagerly await the Google of web radio.

I’ll never understand how, after I told it I like radiohead, it knew I’d like Lisa Loeb and Sweet Child O’Mine by Guns N’ Roses. Perhaps I’m not alone.

 

New Music: The 80’s by Dennison Witmer

Dennison Witmer looking photogenic
Second hand music recommendation from my friend Dennis via my friend Dan. Dennison Witmer may appeal to fans of Elliot Smith and Damien Jurado (btw, Damien has a new disc out).

Listen to Dennison Witmer’s single, The 80’s (2.63Mb MP3).

 

the independent web

The future of the independent web
Jeffrey Zeldman & Co. help celebrate the independent web content producer with a new essay every 6 hours at the project, IndependentsDay.org.

Nice site design (but boo to tiny text that wont resize).

 

Homepage Usability: 50 Websites Deconstructed – sort of reviewed

Jakob Nielsen, love him or hate him*, preaches a core set of web-usability values are that are so ridiculously simple, they are practically irrefutable. Make a search box big enough to type a full word into, make pages accessible to users with disabilities, make your pages load quickly, avoid marketese – hire an editor. This just makes sense.

Some very smart people dislike Nielsen. He shits on Flash. He says users don’t read (they “scan”). They say he thinks users are stupid. I encourage his detractors to read his book Designing Web Usability. You will probably still dislike him, but you will be able to do so with a new depth and fervour. You will also avoid making a bunch of really stupid web-design mistakes.

I got my copy signed - seriously
Nielsen’s latest book, co-authored by Marie Tahir, landed in my lap courtesy of my travelling friends just in time for me to cancel my Amazon pre-order. Homepage Usability: 50 Websites Deconstructed is as much a criticism of the way brain-dead PR departments of Forture500 companies present themselves as it is a criticism of web design issues.

The book itself is a thing of beauty – it is a large format, glossy, colourful, and elegantly designed print worthy of prime real-estate on your nerdy coffee table. The writing has a smart and straightforward style that contrasts nicely with the marketing-tripe-writing on many of the criticised homepages. The leading chapters are worthwhile reading for anyone interested or involved in web development.

The chapters that follow, a criticism of 50 popular website homepages interested both for it’s criticism of common design blunders and for the eye candy on being able to flip through 50 popular homepages at once. The appendix reads: “Throughout this project, we frequently had the pictures of all 50 homepages spread out on our office floor. We found it quite powerful and visually stunning to be able to see all of the sites side-by-side.” (see an old aov post where I put together the top 50 sites at the time)

For a good overview and introduction to the book, read the interview with the authors at the publisher (New Riders) website.


* disclosure: I love him.
 

talkin’ ’bout the weather

I am amazed at how much white noise and white light a small city like Charlottetown generates*. As I drove down Grafton Street on my way to my apartment last night I watched the whole city flicker and die out; A remarkable sight.

Matt... Is that you...?
Of course I don’t own a flashlight or a candle. Picture me navigating my apartment via the faint green glow of my cell phone keypad (see artists conception to right) – I’d rather you not picture me trying to use the bathroom though.

Like most who have grown up with The Learning Channel and Discovery Channel, I am not easily impressed by weather in our temperate maritime climate. Last night, however, I was impressed.

By the way, if you don’t know what I’m talking about, we had a storm here in the Maritimes last night.


*I was also amazed at how much white noise a few computers can generate. I knew it was bad, but until it went silent, I hadn’t realized how bad. It’s almost enough to make you wanna buy an iMac.
 

new measurements.

Sixty-two Yards on Forget.

On Five Feet of Dirt:
Day 13 of the 31 Days of Kelly Gruber
Scene 7 – The Plan

And let me tell you, just for clarification: Sixty-two yards is a long goddamn distance.

 

in search of good web radio

When I was about 16 years old, I went with my family on the quintessential trip to Disney World in Florida. For my two younger siblings it was great trip. For myself, however, it was not. I was at the age when what I wanted least of all in the world was to be with my family. I bought a refurbished Sony Walkman at a RadioShack on the trip down and buried myself in the headphones.

Having grown up on Prince Edward Island, I was not used to having interesting music on the radio. I was amazed at what I discovered with that little yellow walkman while travelling down the eastern seaboard of the states. Discovering Bad Religion’s album Stranger Than Fiction stuck with me for years after. What I’ve missed since then is that feeling of discovering new music. MuchMusic and local radio just don’t cut it (although I do have MuchMusic to thank my discovery of Copyright).

Now that audio has come of age online (as opposed to the sketchy low quality realaudio we had two years ago) I want some new music. I spend my day at in front of a computer with a good set of speakers and a very fast permanent internet connection. The trouble is, I can’t find the music! There are loads of streaming audio sites out there (including biggies such as WindowsMedia.com and Launch.com) but I have a very hard time finding something I can listen to for more than a few minutes.

I want music that fits my tastes, but I don’t want to hear the same music. I have access to a 10,000 song MP3 collection (collected legitimately, for the most part) but that doesn’t help me discover new music. I’m overwhelmed with choices and the blinking cursors has erased my mind (it doesn’t help that the internet fried my brain either).

So help me out. What do you listen to?

 

uCommerce, my ass

I got my copy signed - seriously
So I’m flipping through Jakob Nielsen’s new book, Homepage Usability:
50 Websites Deconstructed
(he scratches my back, I scratch his), when I come across his criticism of the consulting behemoth Accenture’s homepage. While lambasting the site for its ambiguity, with just cause, Nielsen and his co-author Tahir, applaud Accenture for using the heading “eCommerce” to link to a section about what Accenture calls uCommerce (Ubiquitous Commerce). Nielsen’s point is that people won’t understand jargon your organization has made up itself.

Accenture made this animation, not me
Ok, this make sense so far, but, uCommerce!? I made that shit up! I don’t know how long Accenture has been hawking that bologna, but I made a post last January on this very site describing the concept of uCommerce or Ubiquitous Commerce.

The lesson I took from this and recommend you take from it as well is as follow:

Beware, the people that run the world are no smarter than you and the bullshit they create is no better than the bullshit you create.

I wonder if posting on your blog is the same as mailing myself a sealed envelope…