What do you call the children of your work -friends?

I asked my coworkers today: We have terms for the children of your siblings, or the children of your children. What do you call the children of your work -friends?

I was satisfied with one colleague’s suggestion of “Coworker once removed.”

Then, many hours later, it dawned on me: Businiece (or the slightly less perfect, Businephew).

All in a day’s work.

 

Trivial Tragedy #8: The coconut

This post is one of a series called Trivial Tragedies. Each installment is a small story of minor heartbreak that has stuck with me from my childhood.

When I was a child, our family bought a coconut from the grocery store. It was a rare and exotic novelty.

We all gathered to try and access the strange and nourishing coconut milk trapped inside the huge hairy stone.

In a time before YouTube, we had to resort to our own ingenuity to open the coconut. We moved the operation out into our garage where we tried a hammer and nails. We tried a drill and screwdriver.

Eventually, we smashed the coconut open and watched as a tiny splash of coconut milk trickled out onto the dirty garage floor.

 

“AI outputs can be misleading or wrong”

AI features keep popping up in all of the digital products I use. Figma, Photoshop, Notion, Zoom. These products tend to prompt acceptance of vague privacy terms that may or may not feed your private/company data into the AI slurry.

Figma added some AI generation tools into their FigJam product under a “Beta” caveat. I’m both impressed at how candid they are and troubled at how they are comfortable shipping a feature that requires such a warning:

“AI outputs can be misleading or wrong”

— FigJam product, which uses AI…

Also, if you ask the Photoshop’s AI-powered “Generative Fill” feature to draw something “with a transparent background”, it renders a messy checker-board background that is sometimes used to illustrate transparency.

Lots of power, lots of potential, lots of problems.

 

Naming things is hard: The Russian Dragon

Naming things is hard, so I like to recognize clever and effective names for things. I’ve previously noted Ingrid the crossword app and WordTsar the WordStar clone.

Today, I acknowledge the punny genius of a vintage metronome/rhythm device for recording studios I learned of via a YouTube video. It was called the Russian Dragon. When you’re off-tempo in music, you’re either “rushing”, or you’re “dragging”. Get it?