- Total trick-or-treaters: About 75
- Costumes that might have been “prostitute”: 2 or 3
- Dads dressed as Hank Scorpio: 1
- Dogs that terrified my kids: 2
- Dogs that delighted my kids: 2
- Dogs dressed as hot-dogs: 1
- Chihuahuas wearing sombreros: 1
- Ninjas that needed to use our bathroom: 1
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Funniest thing I ever read! I hope you got a picture of the dog with a hat!!!!!
So if you were Hank Scorpio, was J dressed as Mrs Krabappel?
Hilarious! No dogs with hats at our house. 100 kids……5 girls dressed as a bunch of bananas.
Elizabeth: Oh, it wasn’t me that dressed as Hank Scorpio – it was a trick-or-treating Dad. I was dressed as a web developer wearing t-shirts and hoodies from 8 years ago.