“Goat starts fire; cat warns family”

by Steven Garrity

The headlines on CNN.com have long been a source of morbid delight for me. Today is no exception:

  • Student-teacher sex ruled OK … sometimes
  • Obamas oozed love long before WH
  • Goat starts fire; cat warns family
  • Co-ed’s virginity selling for over $3.7M
  • Lisa Marie Presley shows off her twins

I’ve seen a few sit-coms that could use writing like that.

 

5 thoughts on ““Goat starts fire; cat warns family””

  1. Not CNN, but my favourite news headline so far today:

    “275-Pound Woman Says Hospital Told Her to Use Zoo MRI”

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