Jonathan Torrens for Governor General

Can you make nominations for Governor General of Canada? I nominate Jonathan Torrens. He taught me in the 90s on Street Cents that combination-shampoo-and-conditioner does neither well (I use it anyhow). Also, he’s buddies with the old drummer from Our Lady Peace. These seem like qualifications a’plenty.

 

Mount Washington

Reading about the extreme conditions recorded at Mount Washington in New Hampshire today (wind-chill of -77 Celsius) reminded me of my experience with Mount Washington.

I was on a hiking trip with a youth-group. We hiked to the summit, which felt pretty impressive until we saw that there were people who had driven their cars up the other side.

In the observatory at the peak, they played this great video of an outdoor breakfast on Mount Washington that I still remember almost 30 years later.

While it wasn’t -77, we did hit an extraordinary low of a -43 wind chill in Charlottetown last night. We were safe and warm in our home, but the weather felt dangerous in a way that reminded me of Hurricane Fiona.

 

Come design with me

We’re hiring designers over at silverorange, the company I helped found over 23 years ago.

Orange slice logo with diversity rainbow colors and text reading: "silverorange designs and develops simple and powerful web and mobile applications."

It’s a great place to work. We’re looking for people able to work remotely from within Canada. There are two positions:

Senior Web & App Designer – We’re looking for an experienced designer who can help us design great systems for our clients.

Junior Web & App Designer – We’re looking for someone earlier in their career who wants to join our team, design and build great stuff, and get even better at it.

Our company blog is a great way to get a sense of who we are.

 

Cistercian Numerals via Kottke

Kottke.org shared an interesting numeral system: Cistercian numerals. It only takes a minute to understand how it works in a way where you could decode any numeral. I wonder how long it would take to internalize the system, see a shape, and just know it’s 1979.

 

Talking to kids

Saturday Night Live has a good skit about how to talk to kids. I’ve got my own tip for talking to kids.

Take whatever the kid has written in their shirt and read it to them on the form of a question. Here are some helpful examples:

Kid: [has a shirt with a surfer that reads, “Surf’s Up!”]
You: “Surf’s up, eh?”
Kid: […] “Huh?”

Kid: [has a Batman shirt on]
You: “You like Batman?”
Kid: [doesn’t recall which shirt they’re wearing]

 

Do you bring the temperature up or down?

The attribute I value most in those in a position of leadership is the ability to bring calm to a difficult situation, rather than ramp up the tension.

This doesn’t mean you shouldn’t react at all, or pretend a disaster is just fine. It means you don’t make it worse, and you do what you can to help.

Last year I was dealing with a bit of a catastrophe at work. No one was going to get hurt, but clients were affected and urgency was high. A colleague who was better able to address the situation arrived on the scene. When he showed up, there was no panic. Instead, there was a calm assessment of the situation, and then a methodical approach to diagnosing and fixing the issue.

The level of calm this person brought to the situation made us all work more effectively to get things fixed. It was clear that they understood the severity of the situation and of the urgency to get things fixed — they didn’t need to dwell on it.

When you arrive on the scene of a metaphorical fire, some of us ramp up the urgency, and start yelling “FIRE! Somebody do something!”. It doesn’t help anyone. Then there are those who arrive on the scene, take a moment to figure out what matters most, and use this context to guide their actions.

Is there anyone in the burning building? If not, you probably shouldn’t run in to it (I’m not sure you should ever run into a burning building — don’t take your firefighting advice from me). If the building is lost, don’t waste your energy throwing handfuls of water on an inferno. Get to safety. Get others to safety. Maybe there are other structures nearby that can be saved.

Next time you find yourself in a difficult situation, take a moment to consider if you are making it better.

 

Efficiency over performance in Web development

Bike emoji, greater-than symbol, race car emoji

I’ve written a short post over on the silverorange blog about how ‘efficiency’ is a better concept in Web development than ‘performance’

 

Garrity’s Law of Photoshop Jokes

A good rule of thumb: The less time you spend on a Photoshop joke, the better.

I’m still working on a law that governs how to name laws after oneself, but I don’t have a good name for it yet.

 

People who pretend to be jerks are usually jerks

I’m only just starting to catch on to what is an obvious pattern: if a person’s thing is being a jerk, they are a jerk.

When someone’s public persona is primarily defined by being the one who will ‘say what no one else will say’, or ‘isn’t afraid to step on toes’, they’re probably just a jerk.

Jerks can get a lot done quickly. They don’t have to consider others, or explore other perspectives, or learn and grow from their own mistakes.

I’m not passively-aggressively writing about a particular person. I’m fortunate to not cross paths with many jerks in my life.

This is my extension to Maya Angelou’s “When people show you who they are, believe them the first time.” My humble addition is that when people pretend to be something all the time – they may well be what they pretend.

If we someday find out that Larry David was an awful person (I don’t actually know), then my theory will be validated. Hopefully I’m wrong.

 

My Yamaha Pacifica 102S electric guitar

Much as I documented my life in cars, I’m writing here mostly for my own benefit. I have this guitar that I love, but there is limited information about it available online. I want a canonical place to link to when I write about this guitar. This post will be that canonical link, for myself at least.

Yamaha Pacifica guitar with light finish, single-cutaway body shape, and dark rosewood fingerboard on a stand on a hardwood floor.
Look at all that wood!

My guitar is a 1990s-era Yamaha Pacifica 102S. It isn’t some rare gem. You could buy one like it, or similar, at most music stores in the 1990s. You can still buy a modern Pacifica from Yahama today, but only in Stratocaster-shape (double-cutaway) or a signature model variation, still in the single-cutaway shape.

The basics

The Axebition reference page has the basic specs of the 102S. Wikipedia has some general info about the entire Pacifica lineup. The basic specs of the guitar, as far as I can tell, are as follows:

  • Body is a single-cutaway Telecaster-style body shape in alder (I can’t confirm this) with a natural finish (I can confirm this with my eyes).
  • The two pickups are both single-coil (probably cheap-ish in-house pickups from Yamaha) with a three-way pickup selector (bridge, both, neck).
  • The bridge is fixed with a string-through-body arrangement and six individually adjustable saddles.
  • Th controls are a volume & tone knob that both always sit at 10 for me.
  • The neck is maple with a rosewood fingerboard.
  • According to the specs on Axebition.com, the fretboard has a 13.75 inch radius, and the guitar a 25.5 inch scale-length. I can’t confirm these measurements, but they do match the specs on the modern models.
  • According to a difficult-to-read label on the back, this guitar was “Made by Kaohsiung Yamaha Co., Ltd. in Taiwan in accordance with specifications of Yamaha Corporation” and mine is stamped with model number MI02314.
Close-up of guitar body from fingerboard
Intimate close-up

Of all of these, the specs that matter the most to me and that I would look for in other guitars include:

  • The neck feel and shape – I’m used it it, and I like it. I presume this has to do with the scale-length, fretboard radius, neck shape, and string spacing. I also love the rosewood fingerboard. I’m not sure I could pass a blindfolded taste-test challenge, but don’t care, I like the feel of rosewood.
  • The fixed bridge – it’s solid, stays in tune, and is easy to adjust (which I do once every 20 years, apparently). I don’t need your fancy whammy bar (especially on a cheap guitar, where there’s no way it’ll stay in tune). If I even need to duel the devil, I’ve got a wah-wah pedal.
  • The body shape – I love a basic single-cut Telecaster-style body. I also like the look of an off-set or offset-tele, like those from Reverend, but haven’t played one.

My customizations

I’m not one for too much customization. In my digital work setup, I like to swim with the stream with as many of the default settings as possible and only change what really matters to me. There’s a cost to customization. You ‘own’ the change – maintaining the change, ending up with a unique set-up that makes it harder to work in other environments.

It’s the same for me with my guitar. Over the 20+ years I’ve had this guitar, I have made a few small changes. I’m not confident doing anything that involves cutting, filing, sanding, or anything else that isn’t easy to un-do.

Electric guitar headstock with light wood finish reading "Pacifica YAMAHA" with locking tuners
I didn’t buy it for the typography

I have made these small changes:

Close-up of locking guitar strap on electric guitar body

I don’t regret any of these changes, but none were dramatic changes to the playability of the guitar. They did reduce my wanderlust for buying another guitar though.

What is it to me?

The basic specs and my trivial modifications aren’t what make this guitar special to me. Rather, it was the story of how I bought it and the music I made with it that have made this guitar special to me.

I bought it from the long-defunct Matthew’s Music in Charlottetown. I remember seeing it, playing it, loving it, and then proceeding with a characteristically-bad price negotiation on my part. It was listed for $370. I asked the clerk if he would take $400 including taxes. He instantly replied: “Sold! Now that’s how to do business!”

I obviously left money on the table.

I paired this guitar up with a Fender Hot Rod Deville 4×10″ tube amp (it was so loud), and a few pedals (most importantly, a Big Muff Pi pedal) for most of the playing I did with my high-school band, Horton’s Choice. This same setup was used for the recording of our ill-fated (but special to me) album, The Borden-Carleton Sessions.

I later traded that amp down to a Traynor YCV40 40-watt tube amp that I hoped would be more manageable for playing around the house. This was still way too big and loud, as most of my playing happens when kids are sleeping these days. I later tried out a Fender Mustang Micro headphone amp (good), and settled on a Positive Grid Spark 40 modelling practice amp. This works well as a plenty-loud-for-the-living room amp, a digital interface for recording and modelling on the computer, and as a headphone practice amp.

I’m still happy with this old Yamaha Pacifica 102S guitar and haven’t played a guitar I’ve liked better. It’s got another good 20+ years in it yet.

Close-up of guitar body from fingerboard
Electric guitar headstock with light wood finish reading "Pacifica YAMAHA" with silver locking tuners, a black nut, and dark fingerboard
Close-up of back of guitar body with sticker reading: YAMAHA Made by Kaohsiung Yamaha Co., Ltd. in Taiwan in accordance with specifications of Yamaha Corporation
Back of electric guitar body with dents and scratches
Back of electric guitar headstock with light wood finish and locking silver tuners
Yamaha Pacifica guitar with light finish, single-cutaway body shape, and dark rosewood fingerboard on a stand on a hardwood floor.