Halloween by the numbers

  • Total trick-or-treaters: About 75
  • Costumes that might have been “prostitute”: 2 or 3
  • Dads dressed as Hank Scorpio: 1
  • Dogs that terrified my kids: 2
  • Dogs that delighted my kids: 2
  • Dogs dressed as hot-dogs: 1
  • Chihuahuas wearing sombreros: 1
  • Ninjas that needed to use our bathroom: 1
 

4 thoughts on “Halloween by the numbers

  1. Elizabeth: Oh, it wasn’t me that dressed as Hank Scorpio – it was a trick-or-treating Dad. I was dressed as a web developer wearing t-shirts and hoodies from 8 years ago.

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