A Math/Physics Word Problem

If you are walking from point A to point B in the rain, do you get more or less wet depending on how fast you walk?

Sounds stupidly simple, doesn’t it. Not so (for me, at least). Here are some things we can assume for the sake of the problem:

  • let’s assume you are rectangular – let’s say, 1 meter, 0.5 meters wide, and 0.5 meters deep
  • forget about dripping rain – any drop that hits you counts as one drop
  • the rain is evenly distributed and falls at a constant and consistent speed

The qestion is, over a given distance, does the rate at which you move (in a straight line, you can assume) affect how many drops of rain you come in contact with?

If you run fast, you’ll “run through” more drops, right? However, you’ll also be in the rain for less overall time (remember, we’re going a set distance).

It might help to think through the problem in two dimensions.

 

Highlights from a Modern Workplace

I have spent much of the last five years working with a fine team of like-minded people. Fools and geniuses, we have managed to accomplish quite a bit. It has been, and continues to be, an interesting ride. Here are some random highlights:

  • There was a time when our CEO IM’ed in late to work several times citing a “laundry emergency”.
  • We spare no expense of corporate shwag (we now even have business cards that can stand up to the punishment of being in my wallet – not that I ever show them to anyone).
  • We play The Final Countdown by Europe really loud when launching significant websites. We really do.
  • In the heady dot-com days, we narrowly dodged two acquisition bullets, both of which were exciting at the time, but would have seen us living in a big city working as dish-washers by now.
  • We go out for a fine curry lunch every Friday (a tradition that started with Fajitas, before our local faux-tex/mex motif restaurant was replaced with a faux-east-side-NY motif and we were forced to seek more authentic lunchables).
  • We punctuate special occasions with low-quality cakes from local grocery stores (e.g. Exhibit A, Exhibit B).
  • We spend a weekend each December playing video games, eating fine food, and planning the next year out in Cavendish.
  • We don’t do all-nighters anymore, unless there is a hurricane or something (well, most of us don’t).
  • We take pleasure in smashing obsolete electronics (example photo).
  • We have met Jakob Nielsen. Some of us have shaken his hand. (I didn’t make this trip)
  • Our current vice is Madden NFL 2004 for the XBOX on a large LCD projector. Previous (and possibly future) vices include Counter-Strike and Mario Cart for the GameCube.
 

Acts of Volition Radio: Session 15

Acts of Volition Radio: Session Fifteen I had already accumulated a great list of songs to share, so session 15 of Acts of Volition Radio comes out hot of the heels of theprevious session. No musical theme this time, but all great songs.

Acts of Volition Radio: Session Fifteen (42MB MP3)
More good music. Recorded Wednesday, September 29, 2004 by Steven Garrity. Run time: 42min.

Session Fifteen Playlist:

  1. Gordie Sampson – Sunburn
  2. Gandharvas – First Day of Spring
  3. Green Day – Holiday
  4. Smashing Pumpkins – 1979
  5. U2 – Vertigo
  6. Aunt Bettys – Jesus
  7. Fleming & John – Love Songs

For more, see the previous Acts of Volition Radio sessions.

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Acts of Volition Radio: Session 14

Acts of Volition Radio: Session Fourteen The fourteenth session of Acts of Volition Radio searches the barren wasteland of “adult contemporary” radio music and comes back with a few worthwhile songs by artists that deserve a second listen. The speech recording is a little weak on this one, so I boosted the signal between songs – the songs sound fine, but the speech is a bit rough. It’ll be better next time.

Acts of Volition Radio: Session Fourteen (33MB MP3)
Adult contemporary music that doesn’s suck. Recorded Sunday, September 26, 2004 by Steven Garrity. Run time: 32min.

Session Fourteen Playlist:

  1. Joan Osbourne – St. Theresa
  2. Counting Crows – Angels of the Silences
  3. Travis – Last Laugh of the Laughter
  4. The Wallflowers – I’ve Been Delivered
  5. The Cranberries – Go Your Own Way
  6. Smashing Pumpkins – Landslide

For more, see the previous Acts of Volition Radio sessions.

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Conan O’Brien will take over the Tonight Show in 2009 – cool, he’s a comic genius

 

My Brush With Micro-Celebrity

Screenshot from Canada Now interview
Download the interview: Firefox Interview on Canada Now (33MB 5 minute DivX)

The crowning moment of my recent Firefox local media blitz was an interview on Canada Now, the local CBC Television evening news. Local anchor, Bruce Rainnie (brother of Matt Rainnie, who conducted my recent radio interview – thus confirming all assumptions that everyone on Prince Edward Island is related), came by our silverorange offices to conduct the interview.

Here are some assorted thoughts on the experience:

  • I prefer radio over television. The visual aspect of television might add a lot to some stories, but it really just seemed to detract from this one (especially since my ugly mug was the primary visual)
  • I am not, as was mentioned in the piece, the “head man”, at silverorange. We didn’t discuss my role at silverorange, so it was likely an honest mistake. I probably exuded too much confidence.
  • Television is all a big lie. Ok, this isn’t a big surprise, but this was my first real exposure to the fabrication that is television. Since there was only one camera man, the interview was filmed with me in front of the camera, and the interviewer behind it. Then, after the interview is over, we trade places, mix up the background props a bit so it’s not too obvious, and the interviewer “re-asks” (apparently an industry term) the questions for the camera. That said, it still fooled me when I watched it.
  • TV requires visuals. We didn’t have many, but was kind of cool to see my Linux desktop on TV.
  • The camera (and its operator) prefer LCD screens over CRT screens, as they avoid the dreaded flicker effect on camera.
  • No matter how comfortable you are with your appearance, watching yourself on television will make you self-conscious.
  • They did a good job. It’s easy to mix up a technology story when dealing with a general audience. Bruce Rainnie did a good job of setting up the questions.
  • Fame, no matter how small in scale, is a cruel mistress.
 

Audio interview with Joel Spolsky on ITConversations.com

 

SpreadFirefox.com Likes Me

Slice illustration

Being as humble as I am, it can be difficult for me when I’m showered with praise. However, it does soften the humility blow when the praise is written cleverly and with wit. Such is the case in my selection as Volunteer of the Week at SpreadFirefox.com.

SpreadFirefox.com, is a community site focused on promoting the Firefox browser through a variety of campaigns. They’ve been tracking the progress as 2 million copies of Firefox Preview Release 1 have been downloaded in the last 10 days.

The best part (after, of course, the illustration of myself in the style of the Slice of the Month) is being referred to as the “Martha Stewart of Web Browsers”.

Thanks!

 

Firefox on Local CBC Radio

CBC Radio’s head geek, Tod Maffin, did a great piece about Firefox for CBC Radio today. I was invited into the local evening CBC Radio show, Mainstreet with Matt Rainnie to talk about the local connection we have to Firefox.

Today, Mainstreet played Todd’s piece and followed up with my interview. Listen to the two pieces together (6.4MB MP3 – 16 minutes).

I’m reluctantly becoming a local media representative for all things Firefox. I’m talking to the evening TV news tomorrow afternoon. It’s not a full-page spread in the New Zealand Herald, but it’ll do.

 

CBS Memos and Weblogs on CBC Radio

Tonight on As It Happens, a daily current affairs show on CBC Radio, the lead story was the CBS George Bush National Guard memos. It is weird to hear weblogs discussed in the “real world”. I feel like someone found out about our secret club…

Listen to the piece from As It Happens on CBC Radio (5.6MB MP3)