Remember Skype?

Skype was Zoom before Zoom was Zoom, but how far it has fallen. I opened up Skype for the first time in a while and was bombarded with a wall of “news”. Is anyone going to Skype for their news!?

Screenshot of Skype app for macOS including a 'Discover' pane fill of news, with headlines line '23 US things that make the rest of the world jealous'.
 

Window Management Experience

I’ve been reviewing resumes and job applications as part of my job recently and was reflecting on what I do these days.

I put together a quick summary of my current skills (PDF) that I suspect many of you may relate to.

Steven Garrity Window Manager

SKILLS
Window management
Updating Zoom
Closing tabs
Intermedia tab management
Advanced tab management
Muting / unmuting
Rebooting
“Threebooting”

Profile
I’ve been sitting in front of computers, often using them, occasionally for business purposes, for thirteens of years. I could sit in front of a computer for your business purposes.
Experience
Remote Window Manager — 2019–2021
Pivoted to remote window management, managing Zoom screen sharing controls
Window Manager — 2016–2018
Managed applications windows across both macOS and Microsoft Windows platforms
Education
Printing in Computer Labs, UPEI - 2000
Printed several university papers to a shared printer in a computer lab, and subsequently found which printer my paper came out of with a 80% success rate
Skills
Command-tabbing, full-screen view, maximizing and minimizing windows, scrolling (vertical and horizontal), right clicking on single-button devices
 

Well done Statistics Canada

It’s so easy to complain about poorly-designed and poorly-built systems, and just as easy to forgot to note (or even notice) when they are well done.

I filled out the 2024 Census Test from Statistics Canada yesterday and it was pretty good. The interface was simple, understandable, fast, and allowed for a combination of mouse and keyboard input.

Well done.

 

The camera sometimes lies

Is (are?) Aurora Borealis the only phenomenon that actually looks better when photographed than in real life?

 

We respect books & instruments

There was a minor internet brouhaha over an Apple iPad ad where they crush a bunch of musical instruments and creative tools. It was just a video in (very slightly) poor taste. No one got hurt.

I also didn’t really like the ad – it felt like if Amazon made an ad where they burned thousands of books, and dumped the ashes into a Kindle. Burning books is never good a good look (unless it’s The Day After Tomorrow and you need to keep warm), neither is crushing pianos.

That said, I’m not sure apologizing is a necessary or appropriate step. I’d save the apologies for when people get hurt.

 

Indistinct Chatter by brainrust

A co-worker of my, James, released a new album with his band brainrust. Creating an album is a top-tier life achievement in my books.

Abstract art with faces made from cut-out paper.

The album sounds great and feels like a fitting, if unintended, tribute to Steve Albini, who died this week.

It is available on Spotify, Tidal, and other streaming services. There’s a video for the track ordinary on YouTube.

Screenshot of YouTube player with animated collage including a cat with the the text 'brainrust - ordinary (official video) - Watch on YouTube'.
 

CSS Masonry: We have enough ways to arrange rectangles

In the world of those who build out the web platform, and CSS in particular, there’s some drama.

  1. The Webkit team at Apple have put forth a compelling proposal for how to make the Pinterest-style layout (aka, ‘masonry’) by building on CSS grid.
  2. The Chrome team at Google have an alternative approach to the same problem, introducing a new ‘masonry’ display type as a peer to flex and grid.

The folks at the ShopTalk Show talked through the state of the debate with a Google rep in episode 614.

My take is lukewarm:

  • “Masonry” layout is too specific a use case and not valuable enough to build in to the web platform.
  • I needed grid and flex a million times before they came along. I don’t think I’ve ever found myself needing masonry layout.

If you need it, that’s great. It doesn’t have to be for everyone. There is a cost to adding to the platform though.

 

Come design with me at silverorange

I posted last year about hiring designers at the lovely company I work with, silverorange. Well, we’re doing it again!

As I said last time, it’s a great place to work. We’re looking for a Senior Web & App Designer able to work remotely from within Canada who can help us design great systems for our clients.

Our company blog is a great way to get a sense of who we are.

Orange slice logo with diversity rainbow colors and text reading: "silverorange designs and develops simple and powerful web and mobile applications."
 

Blue Teeth

What color are my teeth supposed to be? According to Crest’s YouTube ads, the same color as a kleenex.

Screenshot of YouTube website with still image from video ad showing a woman holding a while kleenex up by her teeth to compare the shade of white, and making a displeased face.
 

Garrity’s Law of Timer Responsibility

We have a law in our house that I think should be a universal law:

A person who stops a kitchen timer bears the responsibility for resetting the timer (if additional time is required) or taking the item out of the oven.