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An excellent book review on Salon today concerning a new book on network security and its inevitable failure by Brendon I. Koerner. The review touches on one of my more frequent complaints about computer software in general:

There are an average of five to 15 bugs in every thousand lines of code, which means that Windows 98 is riddled with somewhere between 90,000 and 270,000 oopsies. Since software vendors cannot be held liable for faulty code, thanks to those licenses they make users agree to, they have zero incentive to create better products — much to the delight of computer criminals, who revel in exploiting bug-ridden programs.

This is a slight overstatement. In theory at least, software developers attempt to improve their code so they don’t lose out to competing developers. Nonetheless, it has always seemed bizarre to me that a user is required to sign a licensing agreement before they have ever used the program. Can you imagine any other industry operating this way? “Sure we’ll sell you this car. But first please sign this agreement stating you won’t sue us when something goes wrong. Would you like Firestone tires with that?”

I certainly don’t pretend to know how things should work, but it seems clear to me that any industry which has an exemption from customers taking it to task for failing to live up to its own promises will not produce as high quality a product as it would otherwise.

 

Apple (seeds) and Oranges

A beautiful look into the history of the desktop operating system: Check out these hand drawn prototype sketches of the Apple Desktop Interface starting in 1979.

Meanwhile, in a parallel universe billg was working on Microsoft Windows Version 1, Version 2, Version 3, and Version 3.1.

thanks to mastah programah isaac for the links.

 

the colour of excitement

The images in the news photo section of excite.com are helpfully divided by keyword. Thus one can click on blimp, or profile for example, and see appropriate images.

Currently the black images contains three images of black Americans, as well as a picture of a black bear. The white image section, on the other hand, contains five images of the Eisenhower Executive Office Building.

This means something.

 

To Kill 15 Minutes

Matt suggested I try something, so I spent a few minutes doing this and I discovered something odd. Goto your favorite domain registering place and type three letter acronyms totally at random. I did this for a significant amount of time and never got a single three letter domain.

I was so depressed by this I went home and ate four bags of marshmellows.

 

More Microsoft Madness

A few amusing details about Rob’s ‘Hello Microsoft’ post below:

  • Their server name was tide70.microsoft.com. How’s that for brand synergy?
  • They were using Netscape 4.x.

Don’t worry, we only publicize your personal information when it amuses us.

 

Hello Microsoft

While scouring our hightech counter information, it has come to our attention that somebody from microsoft.com is visiting us. I would like say “Hello!”.

I would like to give you big ups on some of your fine software products such as Notepad and Minesweeper. Neither have crashed on me and have made my life easier in some way.

I encourage you to continue visiting, and to encourage your friends to visit also. I also look forward to our first hits from cool .org’s.

 

Steve’s Age Increases

Here’s to you, Steve. I’m raising a glass.

 

free wisdom on the internet

Normally when I talk about how I am an unappreciated genius no one takes me seriously which I can understand in my wisdom but perhaps you could take me a little more seriously as I discuss another unappreciated genius who is not myself: Kirby Ferguson.

Kirby’s final issue of IslandEdition is up and it is so good it has me shaking my head. Don’t get me wrong. I do think IslandEdition has done well, but after reading Kirby’s Web Publishing Advice, I can’t help but mourn Prince Edward Island‘s loss (Kirby is moving to TO).

In particular, read Kirby’s Web Publishing Advice. It may seem odd to say that it is brilliant, since the advice is so simple, but is it indeed brilliant. Every web developer, designer, and writer should read and obey.

We’ll miss you Kirby and we look forward to the future of IslandEdition.com

 

a few quick (i.e. poorly done) reviews

Magnolia:
Long + Involving + Depressing + Very long + Inexplicable events + Extremely well written, and acted = Pretty damn good really

Documentary on Canadian Women’s Waterpolo:
I don’t care what anyone says, CBCTV rocks. It does not however rock quite as hard as the Canadian Women’s Waterpolo team, medal favourites for the Sydney Olympics. I’m not kidding about this. Inexplicably good. Really.

Boxlor (see steve’s post below):
Inexplicable, and yet good.

Repeated use of the Word Inexplicable:
Fun in small doses.

 

this is why I love the Internet*

Mike from Superfunk.com earns my respect with picnic table art.

Check out Boxlor while you’re there. I have reason to believe that I made these shorts in grade 7 Home-Ec class.

* I do not actually love the Internet.