I’ve never felt so old in my life*. The Sum41/Treble Charger concert at The UPEI Barn was like being at a junior high sock-hop (only with more piercings and pot). The opening band, Sum41 can be summed up as: Blink 183. They couldn’t have been more than eighteen years old and judging by their appearance, this is what the kids came to see. They actually looked like the audience: spiked/dyed hair, big pants, and novelty t-shirts. To call them unoriginal, while true, would be to miss the point completely. They were fine entertainers. The drummer lit his drumsticks on fire, literally. It was amazing.

Treble Charger’s set was good, as always, but seemed like a bit of an act. They are a smart and quirky pop-rock band. Unfortunately, their latest album and tour find them focusing more on the “pop-rock” and less on the “smart and quirky”. They pandered to the young crowd successfully, but it was transparent. Sum41 can get away with juvenile-behaviour-as-entertainment because they are actually juveniles. Treble Charger, on the other hand, came across like smart old guys pretending to be young and stupid.

That said, hearing the old Treble Charger songs from self = title is always a pleasure. A few years of touring have turned songs like Red and Morale beautifully polished pieces.

What’s this? Eminem and Limp Bizkit on the P.A.? When I was a kid we listen to real rock and roll. I’m going to go listen to Siamese Dream now.

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Living in the world of Napster has an unexpected side effect. The Blinking Search Effect (I’m still working on the name – email me if you have a better suggestion). You find yourself staring at the blinking cursor in the search field and draw a blank. You can find anything your greedy little heart desires but you can’t think of a single thing to search for. It’s overwhelming.

This paradigm (well, it is a paradigm, isn’t it?) is not conducive to finding new artists (since you can’t search for something you haven’t heard of).

Thanks to Jevon Mac for breaking me out of my slump with a tip to check out Dashboard Confessional. If you can get past the vocalist’s remarkable similarity to the singer from the Ghandarvas this is a great album. The songs are simple and the voice is always on the point of breaking, but doesn’t. The album is called Swiss Army Romance and I recommend starting with Age Six Racer.

Our logs are a constant source of amusement. Here are a few words that led people to aov through the search engines:

• “Odd Penis”
• “I’m afraid of Americans”
• “Arguments”
• “Athlete advertisements”

I can’t explain the “Odd Penis” but I think the “Athlete advertisements” may have something to do with matt’s affinity with Joanne Malar.

The search engines are always humorously misleading people to our site. View some previous keywords.

me: “I cleaned out my wallet.”
you: “Oh?”
me: “It was in my pants, in the wash.”
you: “I see.”

Ad seen on Excite:

For a general explanation of this post’s title, go here.

For a specific explanation of this post’s title, go here. Caution: This will require reading.

If you are entirely uninterested in the title and the entire post, go here.

Thank you.

The following is from NullSoft’s Developer website (maker of the wonderful WinAmp). These guys rule (rather, they “kick the llama’s ass”). Amidst dot-com turmoil, they got rich on a handy little utility that works as it should. AOL-TimeWarner (warning: this is one of those incredibly annoying sites that doesn’t let you use the back button in your browser) owns them and probably doesn’t even know it.

Enjoy their amusing call for new employees:

Yes, it’s true. Nullsoft is hiring. We need someone to bolster our developer relations team. What does this mean? Well, aside from plowing our fields and trimming our nose hairs, our new recruit would get to write official Nullsoft plug-ins both for us and for tutorials for the poor starving plug-in developing masses. You would get the power to make direct changes to the Winamp API’s and serve as another liaison to our coding brethren. Check out the following prerequisites.

TEN MAGIC THINGIES:

1. Thou shalt have experience with Winamp plug-in and/or Win32 development.
2. Thou shalt be willingest to movest toest the Sanest Franciscoest Areast.
3. You kan talk en rait gud, nat laik us. (Excellent expository and documentative writing skill.)
4. Must be able to instantly learn any game after a quick 50 hour warmup.
5. Must be able to speak, read, and write in 1337, but saves it for special occasions, like Canada Day.
6. Easy bake oven experience a BIG PLUS! No, seriously.
7. Must suffer from permanent “case of the mondays”.
8. Must have some sort of “Instant Messaging” experience.
9. Can identify this “quote”: “I’m sorry, I do not know nuthin about the money launderin'”.
10. Skinning experience a very hot, large, sexy, sweaty, “plus”.
11. Must not EVER use “finger quotes”.

If you think you’d make a good fit, send your resume to nsdn@winamp.com.

-Denny, wants to go to Chotchkie’s

Thanks to mastah programma Isaac for the link.

Snatch is, of course, the new Guy Ritchie movie (insert pre-requisite mention of Madonna here). If you’ve seen Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels you know what to expect. Snatch is even more frenetic, fast-paced and violent than it’s predecessor, but doesn’t really cover any new territory.

See this movie anyway, if for nothing else than Brad Pitt who spends the majority of the movie covered in either soot, blood, bile or alcohol and speaks in a hilarious and indecipherable Irish dialect. Snatch is funny, it looks absolutely amazing, but there just isn’t anything beneath the surface.

Babe: Pig in the City, on the other hand, has a lot going on. While Snatch merely feigns social commentary, the second Babe contains almost nothing but. Class warfare, the loss of cultural identity and social decay are the primary topics. I’m not kidding here, the first Babe movie, is nothing like Pig in the City – which has to be the most disturbing movie to ever be labelled “General”. The movie includes a dog being hung and nearly drowned, a poodle prostitute and any number of other characters and scenes that are entirely inappropriate for a “children’s” movie. Hampered only by a weak ending which feels out of place, this movie both looks incredible and has a lot to say.

Read this bizarre review of Babe: Pig in the City by a group called the “ChildCare Action Project: Christian Analysis of American Culture.” Among the areas they rate are “Offense to God,” “Sex/Homosexuality,” and “Impunity/Hate.”
This site rates a lot of movies, and is usually both entertaining and frightening.

The oil slick in the Galapagos is covers over 300 square kilometres.

I was trying to think of a good comparison to illustrate how large that actually is, but nothing suitable came to mind.

Picture it: 300 square kilometres!