now what will i listen to?

… is what millions of preteens and teenyboppers are asking themselves as the poor Backstreet Boys seem to be having some problems according to Salon.

As far as I can tell as an innocent bystander, boybands (unlike the Moffats) are still all that and a bag of chips among hip young people and I know that genres don’t just vanish, but, could this indicate the beginning of the end of the boyband era? Or are the Backstreet boys getting too old and ugly?

 

a limerick


There once was a man from Chicoutimi
Who was kind enough to lend his canoe to me
But when I fell in
I couldn’t swim
Because canoeing was new to me

 

“it must be something in the ink, or something”

I have recently been informed by an avid AOV reader that for some reason (no doubt chemical or theological) when you burn a cup from McDonalds, you get a greenish blue flame.

I anxiously await my next campfire experience.

 

our world is an interesting place

While summer doesn’t officially start for seven days, it may as well have. It is beautiful where I live. While Matt from MetaFilter plays in the sun, I’ll toil in a stuffy basement (I love it here).

Nothing marks a beautiful pre-summer day like a set of random links. Enjoy:

 

actos de la volición

Fun with Babelfish. Robots translating aov to Spanish. Rob Fletcher becomes Robo Fletcher, I apparently work for “el silverorange”, and thegeniuses@actsofvolition.com are losgenios@actsofvolition.com.

Keep up the good work, robots.

 

“you are encouraged to bring the holy book of your choice”

My Holy Book comes with a CDROM
A friend of mine recently cast off his American birthright to become a Canadian citizen (actually, he just became a dual citizen, but casting off birthright sounds very cool). He was given the choice of either swearing or affirming the oath of citizenship. He was told that “you are encouraged to bring the holy book of your choice”.

He put it nicely: So politically correct, it offends everyone. Does this not seem a little odd? Mind you, I don’t have any better suggestions. It’s just interesting to see that we have no universal standard to hold each other too.

In the same super-politically-correct, you have to pledge allegiance to the Queen of England!? It is just plain bizarre. I was born in Canada and have apparently tacitly agreed to all of these things.

Swear to your god. If you do not have a god, just promise.

 

TV to couch dweller, “i know how you like it”

I found this link on Slashdot, and found it interesting.

There is work going on to make our TVs push ads that target us individually. I guess we’ll fill out forms, dial a number when we see something we like, or something like that until the Man figures out what we we’re most likely to buy, then shows it on TV.

At first I didn’t like that concept. But. I realized, commercials are much more tolerable if they are amusing. Could I convince the Man that I’m all about beer and need thier comercials? Could I request commercials, say, by writing them a letter saying “I’d sure love a powerful, singing toaster that can download toast recipes at 128kps” and get the cool commercials?

As long as we have to watch commercials, they might as well be tailored to suit us.

 

red robot alert!

I am the Red Robot

 

hard drive icons: now and then

Behold a visual history of Hard Drive icons in the parallel worlds of Windows and Mac. Notice how they get more and more realistic without becoming more meaningful. Personally I prefer the balance between abstraction and a tactile feel found in the Win9x/W2k and MacOS 9 versions.

hard drives and hard drives - all full of porn

The old Mac (v6 and before, I think) icon is pretty impressive and to someone who hasn’t opened up their computer, just as meaningful as any of the other icons.

Photorealism is the dumbest idea of all. So that’s what a hard drive looks like.

UPDATE:
Here’s the equivalent chart of folder icons. Very similar parallels, problems, and progression to the hard drive icons.

folders and folders - all full of porn
 

Timothy McVeigh Executed

A reminder that we are not marching towards a blissful and peaceful future: The U.S. executed Timothy McVeigh today.

What do you think of that?