A Series of Stolen Quotes from Douglas Coupland

Cover art of Hey Nostradamus! by Douglas CouplandThe Morning News is running an interview with Douglas Coupland. He designed the cover of his latest book, Hey Nostradamus!, himself (and did a fine job). I recently read All Families Are Psychotic (an apt title that is both timely for me and absolutely true). Microserfs is one of my all-time favourite books. I look forward to reading the new book.

The following are some quotes I’m liberally swiping from the interview at The Morning News (pushing the limits of fair use). Thanks to the Morning News for the fine interview and for being a fine site all around (despite breaking my cardinal rule of bullet lists).

When asked why he didn’t seem concerned with theorizing about the cause of shootings like this, Coupland answers:

“I think the killers get far too much attention.”

When asked about the international perception of Canada in light of our recent legal moves for marijuana and same-sex marriages, he opines:

“We went from being boring little Canada to a sexy country of sin overnight? We are not used to being trendy or hip.”

He also tells a remarkable story about how an ATF agent described the sound of cell-phones ringing at the Columbine scene as sounding like “tropical birds”. Coupland turned the idea into a powerful performance art piece during some of his speaking engagements.

“Yeah. So without telling anyone in the audience why, I said ’Okay, who’s got a phone’ and called them up. ’Now go to your neighbor and find out their number and phone them and they’ll phone you back or whatever. House, could you dim down the lights?’ Everybody thought it was ’hee hee, really funny.’ Or whatever, David Byrne-postmodern. And then it went on for a minute and it had its own texture. And then the lights came up and the phones turned off and I told them what I was basing this on. And there was this reaction like everyone had been kicked in the gut. Then in Paris, at the Parisian Literary Festival, I did the same thing except I told people in advance why I am doing it and they did it and then the lights came up and everybody was in tears. There was this gasp of astonishment. Like how often do you hear the singing voice of the human soul? That’s one of the few instances where visual stuff and written work have dovetailed so neatly.”

He calls The New York Times “the paper Google” and describes The Simpsons as “a New Yorker cartoon that goes on for 13 years”. He says that Law & Order is “like drinking. You know how you are going to feel. When you watch Law and Order you know how you are going to feel.”

On the state of creativity:

“If someone decides to be a musician now, it means because there is no hope of money at the end of it, it means they really want to be a musician. And if someone is writing now, there is no hope for money at the end of it.”

 

Shoes in the Sky

A photo taken from a parasail, 500ft in the airMy brother’s bachelor party gave me the opportunity to go para-sailing. I had thought of it as some kind of extreme sport. It is neither a sport, nor is it extreme. That said, if you ever get the chance, try it.

We floated 500 feet above the water on the end of 1,000 feet of cord. It was surprisingly quiet and peaceful. The view of the New London bay around was wonderful.

In keeping with my mission of a world in which each person has one, and only one, pair of shoes, I wore my stylish leathers up into the sky – oh, and I took my camera up too.

 

Why I didn’t buy a hybrid car

Toyota Echo Hatchback ReviewUPDATE: I’ve writen a more complete and up-to-date review of the Toyota Echo Hatchback after having owned it for seven months. Read the full review: silverorange stuff review of the 2004 Toyota Echo Hatchback

Echo HatchbackI’m as much a conspiracy theorist as the next guy. However, I tend to think the slow adoption of electric vehicles has more to do with consumers (like myself) being cheap/lazy/stupid/greedy than it does with an evil oil oligarchy propping up the traditional auto industry.

That said, let’s take a look at hybrid cars. I consider myself a lazy/opportunistic environmentalist. That is, I’ll make the better environmental choice if it is easy and obvious. I’ll even spend a bit of extra cash, but it doesn’t go much further than that.

I had looked at the latest round of hybrid gas/electric cars and was generally disappointed. First of all, they are mostly absurdly designed (they look stupid, with the Honda Insight and the Toyota Prius roughly equal in their ugliness). This is improving. The next model of the Prius (2004) is much better looking (though still odd), and Honda made the seemingly obvious, but oddly unique, move of making their Civic Hybrid look exactly like a normal Civic.

On top of being ugly, they are very expensive. If you’re Mr. Moneybanks and want to save your soul from 20-years of driving a giant Cadillac, the price of a novelty hybrid may not bother you much. However, the hybrids so far are compact cars. The base price (MRSP) of a Honda Civic is $16,000.00 (Canadian funds) while the Civic Hybrid weights in at a hefty $28,500.00. This isn’t a totally fair comparison (the hybrid has a fancy transmission and other features not available in the ordinary Civic) – but still, and extra $12,500? I could buy a Kia for that much.

Enter the 2004 Toyota Echo Hatchback. It is not a hybrid – but it is very good on a gas. This table shows how the Echo hatchback stacks up against some of the hybrids:

mpg city/hwy
Echo Hatchback (2004) 37/45
Civic Hybrid (2004) 47/48
Prius Hybrid (2003) 45/52
Honda Insight (2003) 61/68
IMPORANT NOTE:

When originally posted, I listed the Echo Hatchback milage as 42/54 mpg (city/highway). I got this info from the Toyota.ca website. However, it was misleading and innacurate as I posted it in comparison with the other figures. The Toyota.ca figure was using imperial gallons while all of the other model figures were using US gallons. An astute reader corrected me in the replies to this post. I have updated the figures to to US gallons so the comparison to the other models is accurate. While these more accurate figures show that the Echo Hatchback is less fuel efficient than I had originally though, I think it is close enough to the hybrids that my original point stands. Sorry for the confusion.

The fuel economy of this generation of hybrids is not yet worth (to me) the premium.

So, for now, I’ve leased a silver, four-door, 2004 Echo Hatchback. See some photos, and a 360° QTVR. I’m also pleased to report that it has a CD/MP3 player that is not ridiculously designed, as most are (photo).

 

BBC to Open Radio and Television Archive Online

Scripting.com points the BBC’s own story on their plans to open up their archives of BBC radio and television programming on the Internet. This is fantastic. As long as the cost is reasonable, this just makes sense.

I can only hope that our own CBC will take a cue from the BBC. Does anyone in our fine readership know if there are any plans to this end?

One main question comes to mind: how current will the archive be? Will all new content be continuously added? If so, this is a great step for bridging the traditional and digital media. If implemented well, this could effectively give all radio and TV bits a permalink.

A related post from earlier in the year worth revisiting: Brester Kahle talks about Universal Access to All Human Knowledge.

 

Sloan, Geeks, and Rock and Roll

Sloan PhotosIn 1996, I went to see Sloan and Thrush Hermit play on their One Chord to Another tour at “The Barn” at UPEI. It was one of the greatest concerts I’ve ever seen. When Sloan’s last album came out, I wrote about it here on Acts of Volition.

Now, seven years later, their new album, Action Pact has been released (today, August 19), I’ve had the honour of working on the redesign and redevelopment of the official Sloan website. Along with the rest of the team at silverorange, we’ve developed the new site with the fans in mind. Fans can post show reviews in the Tour History and post photos of the shows they’ve seen. The response has been great.

On the geeklier side, the site is valid XHTML strict with a completely table-free CSS-based layout (big ups to Daniel B. who did most of the design and CSS work). The site makes use of The silverorange Weblog Platform and the silverorange Photo Gallery System. As a result, it was easy for us to generate RSS feeds for the regularly updated content on the site, including the news (RSS) and recent photos (RSS).

Check out the new site at SloanMusic.com.

And so the line between work and life fades even more.

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silverorange frisbee golf tournament for charity

Our man Daniel Burka is organizing the first ever silverorange frisbee golf tournament. The tournament will take place on Saturday, September 6th at Strathgartney Provincial Park (Prince Edward Island, Canada, that is – come visit us).

silverorange frisbee golf tournament

Get your team together now and register as soon as possible. The tournament works with teams of six, but if you don’t have a full team, sign up and we’ll put you on one.

The money goes to Habitat for Humanity. Sign up soon.

 

Fight Spam with FOAF

FOAF LogoThere is a new acronym floating around that has at least two things going for it, it sounds cool, and it has a cool logo. FOAF stands for Friend of a Friend and is a file format intended to express identity and relationships. Basically, it’s a computer-readable file that identifies you and the people you know (by pointing to their FOAF files). A computer can then go grab their files, and so on.

The practical applications haven’t really been figured out yet – but people seem to be in agreement that having this type of info available could make for some interesting applications. The TypePad service is the first major weblogging platform to create FOAF files by default – this should spread adoption beyond XML-nerds.

Right now my FOAF file says I know three other FOAF-enabled friends (Dan James, Peter Rukavina, and Ben Wright are the lucky trio). If you follow Peter’s FOAF trail, he “knows” 14 people, most of whom I also know, some of whom I don’t. If you were to follow the trail a step further, I would likely know fewer.

Overlapping circles of friends and acquaintances form a web. The further someone is away from you on the web, the less you are able to trust them solely based on relationships. I trust my friends. I would trust a friend of a friend. I would trust a friend of a friend of a friend, but less so.

So what can we do with all of these social connections? Block spam. I propose a FOAF-powered super-whitelist.

The usual “whitelist” in an email program is basically a list of people that you have explicitly told the program are not spammers. You can usually do this manually, or by a few other semi-automatic means (anyone in your contact list or anyone you reply to, can be added).

The whitelist works well, but it’s not a very good way to make new friends. What if I want to send a legitimate email to someone I’ve never emailed before?

What if your “FOAF-knows“ list was your email whitelist – and people further away from you on the web of FOAF could have something along the lines of “whitelist” points according to their distance from you on the chain.

For example, anyone on my FOAF-knows list gets on my email whitelist (call them Group A). Anyone on the FOAF-knows list of anyone in Group A gets on my email whitelist (call this pack Group B). Anyone on the FOAF-knows list of Group B could be given some level of “whitelist point”, and so on.

Make any sense? Wanna implement it? Please do.

 

Our home from space

I’m not sure where this photo came from originally (beyond space, that is). It was passed on to me via email and I thought it might serve those who don’t know where Acts of Volition lives and be of interest to those who do. If anyone knows the origin of the image, please let me know.

PEI from space

The pointed-crescent-shaped island roughly in the middle of the photo is Prince Edward Island, our island province of Canada. Our Island is wrapped by Nova Scotia and Cape Breton on the south and the east. New Brunswick, Québec’s Gaspe Penisula, and the mouth of the St. Laurence river frame us from the west and north-west. In the top right you can see the south-western tip Newfoundland.

For those that still aren’t oriented, Boston would be somewhere near the center of the very bottom of the photo.

I suspect those arms in the foreground are those of our soon-to-be robot overlords.

 

Do Friends let Friends Blog?

I started this weblog (three years ago this month) with friends. Over the life of this weblog, I’ve made friends and acquaintances through the web. Some of these friends from the web also became meat-space friends while others have remained connected only through the web.

Meeting people through the web and weblogs is nothing new. Weblogs are great at forming connections, and when geography or travel allows, solidifying these connections face-to-face is only natural. However, in recent weeks and months, I’ve seen the tide moving in the other directions. Real-world friends, family, and acquaintances are coming in to the world of weblogs.

It started a few months back, when my old friend and business partner, Dan James, started his weblog, CEOBlues.com (what a great name). Dan was a natural weblogger from day one. This was cool, but not really groundbreaking for me, as I already knew Dan in the digital sphere.

Then, more recently, my real-world friend Melda started a weblog. Also, my father experimented with a weblog of his own. Now, worlds are starting overlap. Another wise old friend, Ben Wright came out of the blue and is now a budding weblogger at the cleverly named Occasionally Wright (a TypePad powered weblog, on the recommendation of myself and others).

This blurring of worlds, real and virtual, is indicative of the beginning of a truly broad adoption of the web and of weblogs. We don’t think of ’telephone friends’ – we just call our friends on the telephone. So too shall it become on the web. I will meet friends from the web in the real world – I will meet friends from the real world on the web.

It’s all good.

 

Snail Spam: A Definition

Snail Spam
Real-world paper junk mail. Snail-mail spam.