Abstaining from Attendance

During a report on the local TV news program about sex education in schools, one high-school student was asked what they had been taught about sex. “Mostly absenteeism,” she replied.

I guess you can’t get pregnant if you don’t even show up.

 

The Pants Index

A suggested addition to the daily weather report. It is a scale that goes from 1 to 2, with 2 being “pants”.

The Pants Index
1 (low) Don’t Wear Pants
2 (pants) Wear Pants
 

On Turning Thirty

The graph below illustrates a change in my enjoyment of the MuchMusic TV channel and CBC Radio over the past 15 years.

Chart of Enjoyment of MuchMusic vs. CBC Radio

Note that there was a brief period around the age of 21 where I enjoyed both media outlets equally. Also, I think this chart would still hold true if the Y-axis indicated the frequency of Jian Ghomeshi appearances.