Have you ever:

• …changed the radio station to one you want the next driver of your car to think you were listening to before getting out of the car?
• …picked out what you think are your coolest clothes before a hair cut so the hair dresser will know how cool you are, and give you a cool haircut?
• …hoped a new song you’re enjoying on the radio ends up being by someone you think is cool?
• …sung along with a song you think is cool on the radio so those around you know that you know it?
• …caught your own reflection while wearing a mask and thought you look kind of cool in a mask?

Me neither.