Office Survival Tip #1

The first in a series of (possibly only one) office survival tip(s).

You’re in the office. Coffee has been made. You have a clean mug (a topic for a future tip). You have sugar. You don’t have a clean spoon to stir in the sugar.

  1. Place the desired amount of sugar (or carcinogenic sugar substitute) in the empty mug.
  2. Poor a few teaspoons of coffee into the mug.
  3. Swoosh the mug around in a circular motion, creating a rich coffee/sugar slurry.
  4. Poor in the rest of your coffee.

Now, enjoy a cup of coffee with relatively evenly distributed sugar without having resorted to stirring with a pen.

 

12 thoughts on “Office Survival Tip #1

  1. Nothing wrong with using a pen as a coffee stir stick – just remember, pen point up, not in the coffee.

  2. Would the past-tense then be “ClusterShat”?

    Reminds me of election-night coverage on CBC TV. I kept waiting for Susan Ormiston to say “Twat” during her Twitter coverage.

Comments are closed.

To respond on your own website, enter the URL of your response which should contain a link to this post's permalink URL. Your response will then appear (possibly after moderation) on this page. Want to update or remove your response? Update or delete your post and re-enter your post's URL again. (Find out more about Webmentions.)