overheard at the grocery store

by steven  []  -  9 replies

A snippet of a conversation overheard in line at the grocery store - one annoyed girl says to another:

"...and I was like, Andrew, I can't be snoring. I'm awake."

Replies to Steven Garrity’s post: overheard at the grocery store
Alan []
The funny thing about persons who live sole - whether in a relationship or not - is that they consider such comments odd when in fact they constitute 27% of all conversations between co-habitants.
Matthew []
Conversation at a Swiss Chalet in Orillia:

Frederic (Server): How was your soup?
Senior (Customer (Female)): Not home made.
Frederic (while walking away): That's true.

Nick Burka []
Overheard at Cafe Diem:

Guy 1: Cain was the first vampire.
Guy 2: With each generation of vampire descending from Cain the blood lust decreases.
Girl: Oh.
Guy 1: Well... actaully yes and no. Their are two schools of thought.

Isaac []
Nick, thats still the best overheard conversation ever.

Overheard conversation at the corner store:*

Girl 1: I hear they are putting in a Ponderosa!

Girl 2: Thank goodness, when i go to Moncton, I always do three things - Ponderosa, Canned Pop and Canned Beer.

* For international veiwers i apologize for how local this is.

Alan []
Well, my best one was overhearing a present day CBC TV personality in midst of trying to pickup someone in Halifax bar ten years ago - "no, no...you can hear us on AM and FM."
KJB []
http://forgetmagazine.com

OVERHEARD ON THE LOFTERS:

DANNY: "Sex to me? Well you know: Sex is sex! It's something I need...and it's like extra cardio..."

nrf []
overheard at the local pub,
guy sitting at the bar to the waitress: "i work in the meat department"
Garrett Murray []
garrett@maniacalrage.net
http://www.maniacalrage.net
Is it just me, or has this place been dead the past few days...?
Alan []
I blame land ownership. I say we have a sit-in at Steve's place until he starts being diversely funny and thought provoking in his thread making. I don't know if there is a 60's style sit-in chant for that. Maybe we should check with "Adbusters" as Steve is now part of the problem...land master. Bet he clear cuts his lawn.