talkin' 'bout the weather
I am amazed at how much white noise and white light a small city like Charlottetown generates*. As I drove down Grafton Street on my way to my apartment last night I watched the whole city flicker and die out; A remarkable sight.
Of course I don't own a flashlight or a candle. Picture me navigating my apartment via the faint green glow of my cell phone keypad (see artists conception to right) - I'd rather you not picture me trying to use the bathroom though.
Like most who have grown up with The Learning Channel and Discovery Channel, I am not easily impressed by weather in our temperate maritime climate. Last night, however, I was impressed.
By the way, if you don't know what I'm talking about, we had a storm here in the Maritimes last night.
*I was also amazed at how much white noise a few computers can generate. I knew it was bad, but until it went silent, I hadn't realized how bad. It's almost enough to make you wanna buy an iMac.
Driving home we stopped for a red light near That's Entertainment on Belvedere Ave. Sitting there we watched a large chunk of the city and university flick on and off like some strange Christmas display. Every 5 to 10 seconds the lights would flick. All the lights. Street lights, traffic signals, buildings and signs.
Everythings normal.
Complete darkness.
Everythings normal again.
Complete darkness.
It tricked us into thinking you were seeing lightning.
We drove slowly, expecting transformers to explode or poles to come down. They never did, but it was one of the strangest and most interesting things I have ever seen. I considered going back out and driving through the park to see the waves. Today everything is fairly normal, but they haven't lifted the wind warning yet.
Maybe tonight will be another show.
If you can get hold of the video from TED 8, there's an amazing speech cum epic poem by Godfrey Reggion that includes mention of how, when they were filming Koyaanisqatsi, they found themselves shooting in Times Square at the exact start of the famous New York blackout. He talks about how the effect was something like watching the erasure of history happen before his very eyes.
When I was just on ThinkGeek looking for that link, I think I found the first clever anti Bin Laden shirt.
Then again, moving my office out of the server room would probably help with the white noise a bit too.
While some macs run with quiet hard drives and no fans, no manufacturer can eliminate that awful barely-sensible hiss of electrics. You know the feeling, and it is just that - a feeling, when someone in the house turns on a TV. That spooks me good.
I can't help but think that we'll tell our grandchildren that we did this (much to their horror) just like our grandparents would play with the mercury from a broken thermostat.
My longing for a flat-panel display is 90% techno-lust and 10% ambiguous health concerns.
On the topic of quantum theory, The One sucked.
