new measurements.
On Five Feet of Dirt:
Day 13 of the 31 Days of Kelly Gruber
Scene 7 - The Plan
And let me tell you, just for clarification: Sixty-two yards is a long goddamn distance.

Is that 3-day novel contest submission thing you mentionned before available anywhere in its entirity? I liked the chapter that was put on display. Who won the contest anyway?
The Rash is not available anywhere in its entirety. It will eventually be available to the public at an as yet unspecified date in a yet to be determined format.
More on Gruber presently.
Day fifteen is now available.
Legal Action is being taken against the people responsible for Five Feet of Dirt/31 Days of Kelly Gruber.
And don't follow the link to http://www.kellygruber.com, bad flash site, and it scared the hell out of me when some random guy shouts "Pllllaaay Balllll!!!!".
- Kelly Gruber is a good christian man
- Kelly Gruber is a family man with children
- One of his kids read it.
- Kelly doesn't want his kids to know he swore, took drugs, or had sex.*
- Hence, the fiction is trash, so start the lawsuits.
* - I'm not saying these things are true, although i did hear him swear once.
I used to like Kelly Gruber. I have a poster somewhere here that has him fully horizontal making a hero of a catch. He was a 1992 hero.

