A snippet of a conversation overheard in line at the grocery store – one annoyed girl says to another:
“…and I was like, Andrew, I can’t be snoring. I’m awake.”
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A snippet of a conversation overheard in line at the grocery store – one annoyed girl says to another:
“…and I was like, Andrew, I can’t be snoring. I’m awake.”
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The funny thing about persons who live sole – whether in a relationship or not – is that they consider such comments odd when in fact they constitute 27% of all conversations between co-habitants.
Conversation at a Swiss Chalet in Orillia:
Frederic (Server): How was your soup?
Senior (Customer (Female)): Not home made.
Frederic (while walking away): That’s true.
Overheard at Cafe Diem:
Guy 1: Cain was the first vampire.
Guy 2: With each generation of vampire descending from Cain the blood lust decreases.
Girl: Oh.
Guy 1: Well… actaully yes and no. Their are two schools of thought.
Nick, thats still the best overheard conversation ever.
Overheard conversation at the corner store:*
Girl 1: I hear they are putting in a Ponderosa!
Girl 2: Thank goodness, when i go to Moncton, I always do three things – Ponderosa, Canned Pop and Canned Beer.
* For international veiwers i apologize for how local this is.
Well, my best one was overhearing a present day CBC TV personality in midst of trying to pickup someone in Halifax bar ten years ago – “no, no…you can hear us on AM and FM.”
OVERHEARD ON THE LOFTERS:
DANNY: “Sex to me? Well you know: Sex is sex! It’s something I need…and it’s like extra cardio…”
overheard at the local pub,
guy sitting at the bar to the waitress: “i work in the meat department”
Is it just me, or has this place been dead the past few days…?
I blame land ownership. I say we have a sit-in at Steve’s place until he starts being diversely funny and thought provoking in his thread making. I don’t know if there is a 60’s style sit-in chant for that. Maybe we should check with “Adbusters” as Steve is now part of the problem…land master. Bet he clear cuts his lawn.