So this may not be the greatest website in the world (although we have made some of them). You do have to realize that you are not in the company of millions as a visitor to this site. Despite the statistics and better judgement, we have decided to be nice to you. We'll try and keep the news up-to-date and try to keep the rest of the site interesting. You do have to realize that we are doing our best here.

To keep you happy for now, we have a few goodies for you. Perhaps you would like to see us commiting a crime? We have also included a visual that exhibits the trust that the members of Horton's Choice have in each other