Buying as the last step rather than the first

When starting a productive or creative project, I find myself exaggerating the need for new tools, gear, or equipment before making any actual creative output.

  • I’d probably write some great songs if I just had that new guitar or amp.
  • It would be fun to do a podcast. Now, what are the best microphones.
  • I would get more exercise if I had a nice new pair of running shoes, or maybe an Apple Watch.
  • I could really get some great writing done if I had a new workspace, or a new desk and chair.

It’s obvious procrastination. Goods tools are important, but I often have what I need already. I at least have what I need to get started.

I’ve been enjoying playing guitar more again in the past year or two. I even started a bit of recording.

Next thing I knew, I had to have a bass guitar. Precious evenings were lost to scouring the internet for just what bass I should buy. Recognizing my premature leap to tool acquisition, I’ve tried to reverse the process by making a deal with myself.

Rather than thinking, if only I had a new bass guitar, I would write all these songs, I’m trying this instead: If I write and record five actual songs, then I will buy a bass.

They don’t have to be good songs, but they have to exist. As Chris & Dave repeat in the opening of each episode of their ShopTalk Show podcast: Just! Build! Websites! (replace building websites with whatever it is you want to do).

I can write and record songs without a new bass. If I never end up writing or recording anything, then I know it would have been a wasted purchase anyhow.

It’s been about six months so far, and I’m about 10% of the way to my goal. For those doing the math, that means I’ve got about half of one song. It remains to be seen if I’m someone who writes and records songs, or just a person who thinks of themselves as someone who writes and records songs.

 

Five-stars for not asking

If I recently bought a product or service from you or interacted with your sales or support staff online, and you did not send a follow-up email asking me to rate the experience: Thank you.

You get five-stars: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

 

The 432,210 KM selfie

Artemis I Flight Day 13: Orion, Earth, and Moon
Artemis I Flight Day 13: Orion, Earth, and Moon by NASA

I love this photo from NASA’s Artemis I mission. It has all of the elements of a great selfie: the subject in the foreground (showcasing both the worm and meatball logos), and some friends off in the background (in this case, all of humanity).

 

Broth conspiracy

My last two web searches were:

  1. “when was the last time someone was convicted of seditious conspiracy?”
  2. “chicken bouillon vs. chicken broth”

Our brains were not made to live in so many worlds at once.

For the record, the last successful seditious conspiracy charge in the US was in 1995 and bouillon and broth are interchangeable.

 

Instant web dev classic

For many web developers, A Complete Guide to Flexbox from CSS-Tricks.com is a pillar of our web developer reference material. It’s my externalized memory on how the flex feature of CSS works. I don’t have to remember how it works because I know I can look it up there. You can even download a poster version to hang on the wall.

Cartoon image of a smiling person with the text "An Interactive Guide to Flexbox"

Now there’s another great reference An Interactive Guide to Flexbox by Joshua Comeau. An instant classic.

 

Rough winter

Canada’s central bank is warning us to “brace for a rough winter”, so I’ve lined up snow-removal service for my driveway with Steve’s Snow Removal (no relation).

 

New (to me) music: Expert In A Dying Field by The Beths

Today I stumbled across (via the YouTube algorithm, I think) a song I immediately loved. The song is called Expert In A Dying Field by a band called The Beths.

My preferred musical formula: heavy + melodic. While I wouldn’t call their music ‘heavy’, they combine fuzzy guitars with sweet melodies, which does the trick.

The jumping in-and-out of falsetto reminds me of Regina Spektor, the lyrical style reminds of me Kathleen Edwards (bonus recommendation: Change The Sheets), and the fuzzy buzzing guitars remind me of, me!

 

Only Wallpapers in the Building

The TV-series Only Murders in the Building is fun for a few reasons. It makes fun of true-crime podcasts and the combination of Steve Martin, Martin Short, and Selena Gomez is perfect.

What I was most surprised to find myself enjoying about the show: the literal wallpaper.

Frame from the show Only Murders in the Building with a person climbing out of an air duct into a room with dark floral wallpaper.
Frame from the show Only Murders in the Building with two people standing in a lushly decorated apartment light floral wallpaper.
Frame from the show Only Murders in the Building with three people talking in front of a geometric wallpaper pattern.
 

How many pizzas should I order?

For all its sordid history, the gossip-news site Gawker left us with a lasting gem: The “How Many Pizzas Should You Order” formula. It’s elegant in its simplicity: (# of people) × 3/8.

What if some of the people are adults and some are kids? Large pizzas or Medium? No more questions! Just use the formula, and round up to the nearest pizza. It works. Your quality of life will improve.

 

Know what PHP stands for?

The company I helped to found over 23 years ago, silverorange, is thriving in a way I couldn’t have imagined back in 1999. Getting to work with and learn from new team members of all different backgrounds is the best part.

We’re hiring for a few different positions, the most recent of which is a PHP-focused Web Developer position. It’s a great group of people to work with.