Well designed waste bins

It’s easy to identify and criticize bad design. When an object is well designed though, you often don’t notice it (by design).

There are two monoliths that stand outside by house. One green and one black. These waste and compost bins, distributed by the provincial government, are well designed.

Photo of green waste bin and black waste bin on driveway, with text 'PROPERTY OF IWMC' on each.
What a waste!
  • They are durable. It’s rare to see one that has broken. In my 20+ years of using them, they’ve never failed. Even the “moving parts” like wheels and lid hinges hold up.
  • They are stable. It takes a very strong wind to blow them over, and when they have some weight in them, they almost never tip.
  • They’re big. They hold a lot of… stuff.
  • They are manoeuvrable. They’re big enough that if you fill them with dense materials, they can get much heavier than what a person could ever carry. When rocked up on their one set of wheels, a single person can move a huge weight.
  • There’s a small version. You can request a smaller version if you don’t need the size. They take up less space and are easier to manoeuvre.

They aren’t perfect. They can build of water (or worse, “garbage juice”) at the bottom and turn rancid. They are waste bins.

Thanks to those who designed these bins and those who identified procured them in our province.

After all, one person’s trash is another person’s, uh, metaphor!

 

More home recording: Idle Junior

I previously shared the result of an exercise in home recording: my lament for Niel Gow’s Lament for the Death of his Second Wife. I have a second such exercise to share.

In this recording exercise, I wanted to try something I feel is more difficult: recording loud over-driven guitars. Getting a recorded clean guitar tone to sound okay is relatively easy. Getting a loud, fuzzy, distorted/over-driven guitar to sound good on a recording is a whole other task.

I was aiming for the buzzing guitar sounds like those on Over It by Dinosaur Jr. and Out of Routine by Idlewild. I didn’t have to get close to those – but it was helpful to have a starting direction.

I also drew on an approach to composition I recalled from an interview with Crystal Method. I couldn’t find the source, but from my fuzzy memory, when asked how they built a song, they said something like this (heavily paraphrased):

Keep adding stuff until they get bored, take stuff away until they miss it, then add it back.

The result is a minute-and-a-half of guitars I’ve called Idle Junior:

Idle Junior (1:29 MP3)

The biggest challenges continue to be the paralysis of choice. When you can dial up any guitar effect, amp, or sound you can imagine, where do you start? Setting some constraints helps. For this exercise, I wanted something at least a minute long, but not a full 3 or 4 minute song. I knew I wouldn’t have any lyrics/vocals, and I knew I wanted to try out some loud/fuzzy guitars.

Recording music is an art that I barely understand. For every minute of playing music, there must be an hour of arranging, adjusting, experiment at the computer.

A few implementation details:

  • I played my old Yamaha Pacifica 102S electric guitar through the Fender Mustang Micro as an audio interface on my laptop.
  • I recorded into GarageBand.
  • The guitar is using Bias FX 2 amp and effects modeller – the settings I used can be found in the “ToneCloud” under the name Grunge Garden Jr. (naming things is hard).
  • The quacking “wah” sound on the lead guitars is from the Wah HD effects unit in Bias FX 2 (on pretty much default settings).
  • The drums are all faked auto-drummers from GarageBand. This is an obvious weak point, but they serve the purpose of getting something basic in place.
  • The bass is just my guitar run through a Octaver effect to drop the pitch, and then piped into a modelled bass amp in Bias FX 2 (settings in the ToneCloud under the name First Bass Fuzz).
 

The richness of Song 2

YouTube Guitar-Guy Paul Davids does a great dive into how rich the seemingly simple tones of Blur’s Song 2 really are. Davids doesn’t address the distorted bass, which is a big part of the sound, but his video will still make you enjoy Song 2 even more.

Screenshot from Paul Davids YouTube video showing four images of a guitar being played.
Look at all those Telecasters!

I saw the amazing Nova Scotia band Sandbox play in Charlottetown PEI some time in the late 90s and they did a blistering cover of Song 2.

These types of YouTube channels have such high levels of production quality that it’s almost unsettling.

 

Lego Remote Workspace

I made a Lego build I felt proud enough to share, including some great help from the kids (the Dad figure was all them).

Fake Lego set called "Remote Workspace" showing a desk with computer workstation made of Lego
Banana for scale.
Photo of computer desk made of Lego, with labels of each component, and an overlap with a Lego figure labelled "Dad with chair"
This dad just got a rare haircut.
 

Recording music at home: Steven’s Lament for Niel Gow’s Lament

I’ve been playing around with some simple home recording recently and am impressed with the state of the tools.

GarageBand comes is “free” (with an expensive computer) and is remarkably capable. I’ve been playing guitar quietly into my headphones via the Fender Mustang Micro. I realized I could plug the Mustang Micro into my laptop and start using modelled (‘virtual’) guitar amps and effects.

When I lasted checked in with digitally modelled guitar gear around fifteen years ago, it was still mostly a novelty. Now, they sound great. If anything, they give you an immediately paralyzing paradox of choice by offering you every guitar amp and effects pedal ever made.

As a way to try out getting something recorded, I conceived of an intentionally simple and limited recording project. I made a simplified arrangement of Niel Gow‘s Lament for the Death of his Second Wife. Gow composed the original in 1805 at 78 years old. The piece has been haunting me since I heard Tim Chaisson play it on a piano at the Zap Your PRAM conference in 2008.

My arrangement is much less nuanced than Tim’s. It was a quick proof-of-concept to see how recording guitar with digital gear can work.

Steven’s Lament for Niel Gow’s Lament for the Death of his Second Wife (1:21 MP3)
Screenshot of Bias FX2 guitar amp and effects simulator showing an array of effects pedals and guitar amps.
The gear looks fancier than it sounds. The amps were virtual, but the guitar was real!

While I’m trying not to focus too much on the technical details and enjoy making music, I do have some implementation details for anyone interested:

  • I played my 20ish-year-old Yamaha Pacifica 102S guitar – one of my favourite things.
  • The Pacifica goes through the Fender Mustang Micro as an audio interface on my laptop.
  • I recorded into GarageBand.
  • The lead guitar is using Bias FX 2 amp and effects modeller – the settings I used can be found in the “ToneCloud” under the name Dumble Glass.
  • The organ is a the “tonewheel organ” virtual instrument that ships with GarageBand. It’s a an emulated Hammond B3 organ. I didn’t actually play anything on keys – I just clumsily entered the notes of some simple three-note chords into the “Piano Roll” feature in GarageBand with my mouse.
  • The bass is just my guitar run through a Octaver effect to drop the pitch, and then piped into a modelled bass amp in Bias FX 2.
  • There’s some quiet acoustic guitar in there too – that’s the beautiful Taylor GS5 (mostly wasted on me) recorded hastily through an SM57 mic.
 

Rename big or rename home

The premier of our little province has proposed renaming our very big bridge from the Confederation Bridge to Epekwitk Crossing. Epekwitk is the original name the Miꞌkmaq People gave to this island.

I appreciate the gesture and would like to see it happen. If we’re going to rename things, though, let’s rename the province itself.

 

I was radicalized by the YouTube algorithm

I started watching guitar videos on YouTube this year. This led me to discover more guitar-focused YouTube channels. Like for any topic, there’s a whole parallel universe on YouTube populated by guitar players, gear reviewers, and customizers.

Screenshot of YouTube video with banner that reads "Includes paid promotion" with an icon of a hand holding money.
They tell you that there’s paid promotion, but they don’t always tell you which aspect of the video is paid promotion.

I’ve had the same electric guitar for 20 years, and the closest I’ve ever come to modifying it was adding a strap made it out of a seat belt and changing strings way too infrequently.

As you watch more of these videos, you begin patterns emerge. You can clearly see when a major company sends out new products. All of the sudden, every channel has a ‘review’ of the new Yahama Revstar guitars with a Includes paid promotion notice.

After watching YouTube channels like DBG talk about how locking tuners and a graphite nut will help your guitar hold tune, I took the bait and bought both. I can’t just be that person without locking tuners, right?

I knew I was buying a little indulgence, and was ok with that. It was a fun toe-tip into the world of improving my guitar. I was buying the learning experience of doing this upgrade as much as I was buying the actual products.

What struck me was how I was drawn into this little world, and how it turned into an actual transaction.

This is how it happens. I was radicalized by the YouTube algorithm.

 

Electric Minivan Watch update for March 2022: No News

About a year ago, back in March of 2021, I wrote a summary of the prospects for an all-electric minivan. At the time the options were sparse.

It’s not a year later and little has changed. The Volkswagen ID.Buzz has gone from a hypothetical future vehicle to one that will be actually introduced in Europe, but for North America, it might as well not exist.

Toyota still gets credit for going hybrid-only with their Sienna, and Chrysler for offering a plug-in hybrid version of the Pacifica. For me today, in Canada, there is no feasible all-electric minivan.

Maybe next year.

 

Seat belt guitar strap

About twenty years ago, I fashioned an old car seat belt into a guitar strap. It’s still holding up. This may be my greatest triumph.

Electric guitar with strap made from a car seat belt.
 

Clear communication doesn’t mean easy answers

I like to be clear. Who doesn’t? Clarity is a form of kindness – or if you really want to fit it onto a coffee mug, “clear is kind“.

I find my lack of clarity in communication tends to correspond with a lack of empathy. If I really understood the perspective of the person I was communicating with, I’d understand what about my communication was lacking.

A lack of clarity can stem from fear, insincerity, or worse.

So, we’re all in agreement: we should be clear.

Where I’ve found myself getting stuck is in expecting clarity to mean simplicity, ease, or comfort. It don’t. Clarity and honesty can involve explaining how messy and complicated a situation is, or how you don’t know the right answer. As Rachel Smith sums up so well, the answer is often: it depends.

Clear communication doesn’t mean easy answers. Clarity is kindness, but so is honesty about when things are muddy.