a limerick

There once was a man from Chicoutimi
Who was kind enough to lend his canoe to me
But when I fell in
I couldn't swim
Because canoeing was new to me

Replies to Steven Garrity’s post: a limerick
There once was a man from Boghat,
Whose ass was so big and so fat,
Each time that he farted,
It had to be parted,
And propped wide apart when he shat.
Dr. Baconite []
There once were some writers from AOV
Whose limericks quite annoyed me
so I tried to be a clever dick
And write my own limerick
but I was worse as you can see.
there once was a man from enis
...woah wait, I can't tell that one....
A weblog called Island Edition,
Announced that it's off to Perdition
This is really too bad
But we can't be too sad,
As we still have Acts of Volition!