The Pants Index

A suggested addition to the daily weather report. It is a scale that goes from 1 to 2, with 2 being “pants”.

The Pants Index
1 (low) Don’t Wear Pants
2 (pants) Wear Pants
 

8 thoughts on “The Pants Index

  1. I actually think there could be a whole series of these. I wanted one specifically for umbrellas as well. Shouldicarryanumbrellatoday.com …

  2. I have vivid memories of yelling down the stairs as a kid: “Mom… shorts or longs?”

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