Don’t worry, this wont turn into a baby-blog, but for the time being, that is my world. In looking at cloth diapers, I’ve stumbled across another delightfully odd branding sub-culture. It seems the world of cloth-diaper branding rivals the generic-brand cereal names in delightful absurdity.

Here’s a list of actual cloth diaper brand names:

• Fuzzi Bunz
• Bum Genius
• Monkey Doodlez
• Kissaluvs
• Happy Heiny’s
• Thirsties
• Tiny Tush
• Bumkins

I thought of a few of my own:

• Itty Bitty Shitties™
• Wise Old Bowel™
• The Dirty Turdies™
• Crev-Ass™
• Fant-Ass-tic Fannies™

(trademark symbols used for levity only)