Branding Bums

Don’t worry, this wont turn into a baby-blog, but for the time being, that is my world. In looking at cloth diapers, I’ve stumbled across another delightfully odd branding sub-culture. It seems the world of cloth-diaper branding rivals the generic-brand cereal names in delightful absurdity.

Here’s a list of actual cloth diaper brand names:

  • Fuzzi Bunz
  • Bum Genius
  • Monkey Doodlez
  • Kissaluvs
  • Happy Heiny’s
  • Thirsties
  • Tiny Tush
  • Bumkins

I thought of a few of my own:

  • Itty Bitty Shitties™
  • Wise Old Bowel™
  • The Dirty Turdies™
  • Crev-Ass™
  • Fant-Ass-tic Fannies™

(trademark symbols used for levity only)


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