Great Band Names that Don’t Exist

I have been in two bands in my sorry rock and roll career (it’s been years since I’ve played in a band, but I still talk about it like I’m Gary Benchley). The bands were named, in order of obscurity and irrelevance, Buddy and Horton’s Choice.

Don’t ask what either name means. Asking what a band name means is the second worst music journalist question ever. For the record, the absolute worst music journalist question is “what kind of music do you play?” Asking a band to classify their music almost guarantees and inane answer. The only good, but unfortunately rare, answer to this is “rock and roll”.

My collegue at Delta Tango Bravo already has a fine post and thread about great band names that exist. So, in the interest of awsome, I thought I would cover the range of great band names that do not (to my knowledge) exist.

Great Band Names that Don’t Exist:

  • Goblin Nob (say it out loud a few times)
  • The Unionized Sherpas (or The Sherpa Union)
  • Attorney’s General
  • Accidental Moguls
  • The Bank Managers
  • The Mongol Hoard
  • The Beatitudes
  • The Rhythm Method

Any of these would look great up on the marquee.

 

399 thoughts on “Great Band Names that Don’t Exist

  1. Maybe not a great name, but for an new band trying to lure in an audience “50 Cent Beer and Bar Shots” would look great outside a bar. Although I am not entirely sure if that is my own idea, for some reason I think Bare Naked Ladies might have been called something similar, or joked about it once. But my mind is so cluttered I have trouble discerning fact and fiction.

  2. My addition to the list is for that underground hiphop-country crossover artist in all of us “G Willakers”…word!

  3. Yes, I know that this is in poor taste… all the moreso, because I have lived here in Israel for the past 25 years. Nevertheless, for the longest time I’ve had this yearning to open a decadent, techno-punk-goth dance bar called the “Alcoholocaust”.

    OK, so sue me.

  4. I’ve been trying to come up with a band name for something some friends and I are working on and Alcoholocaust rules! I also like the bank managers but it reminds me of “Jeff from accounting” that was from and played one show in Charlottetown years ago.

  5. Straight-forward rock band:
    “Pompeii Dogs”
    (If you’ve ever been to Pompeii, you know the place is populated by a bunch of feral [yet quite peaceful] dogs)

    Punk band:
    “Bathroom Trash”

    Don’t know if these exist, but always thought they sounded good!

  6. That song by Bryan Adams, summer of 69, is about a band starting out, right?
    Bryan sings:
    Jimmy quit
    Jody got married

    And I always heared:
    Jimmy Cliff
    Jody Got Married

    And I never took the trouble listening to the rest of the song (I’m Dutch, by the way, so for me songs in English don’t come naturally), and I thought those lines were about the covers they were playing. I thought they covered Jimmy Cliff and some band called Jody Got Married.
    Well, it could have been a band i’d never heared of. Being Dutch and all.

    Also: my in-laws were on vacation in Ireland, and they followed the Santa Anna Coastal Drive.
    Could be the name of a band playing Eagles-kind-of-music.

  7. The greatest all-girl punk rock band in the world—PENIS ENVY AND THE TAMPONS–name is copyrighted. sorry.

  8. A few years ago i thought about starting a band up with some friends and i don’t know if these are already taken but this is what we came up with…

    Narcotic Oxygen
    Idol Minds
    Purple Weasles (don’t ask where we came up with that, it was more of a joke)
    Strife Scenario

  9. Um, how about
    Rigid Jello
    Soft Rockies
    Ginormous Ants
    The Round Blockheads
    Lacerated Ghost
    Beneficial Lies

    These are most likely crap but I made them up off the top of my head. Hey it would be fun to do this for a living! I could think up hundreds if i wanted. . . . but im not going to.

  10. Hey, I was just wandering if someone can help me get a good girls band name, My friends and I are thinking about it, but we can’t agree on a name, I want it to be unique, but not stupid, and something that girls would like. (NO GOTH! I don’t want anything with death in the name!) It most likely will be rock, but not sure. Anyways! Please email me if you have any suggestions, I don’t know if I will be returning to this site! Thank You.

  11. the late night gamers?

    Bill does Windows?

    Chilled for your pleasure?

    Burn that Plastic (for the newage all girl punk band πŸ™‚

  12. Wow! What fun! I’ve been making up and collecting ficticious band names for a while. Here’s a few.

    The Wet Dreams
    Dead Meat Disciples
    Tall Cats
    Captains of Industry

  13. ok i have been thinking of some band names that are pretty sweet… ( i think)

    unknown soldger
    cold minds
    going knowwhere
    NoRmAl
    The Rebels
    Die Alone
    Nation of Wonders

  14. ok, i need a name for my band. it is a heavy metal/punk band. I like words like death and voodoo and torture but if anyone could think up of some awesome names could you please email me.

    • Anonymous Cowards (good in a Gen X kind of way)
    • Not Top Dog
    • Tainted Llama
    • Rabid Cabbage (Any thoughts, Tim?)
    • The Pixie Styx (Certainly acclectic, probably a legal nightmare as well.)
    • Clonic Tonic (Techno of some ilk: Tonic-clonic describes a seizure, Clonic Tonic would be an abnormal movement that is relaxing. Otherwise, it’s just another legal nightmare.)
  15. Toxic Waist

    Putz and The Schmucks

    Udder Contempt

    Et Al

    No Pepperoni (female punk band)

    Happy Who-er

    Oral Retentive (acoustic Latin/Celtic fiddle and claves with frilly shirts and no pants)

    The Gift That Keeps On Giving

    Print Screen (band that doesn’t work any longer, like the key)

    Right Wing And The Left Tern (politically incorrect bird’s rights activists)

    Sand In Their Schlitz (surf rock)

    Spam Session

    Useless Digit and the Little Toes

    Had Enough.

  16. How about a one to two word name…mostly want a 2 syllable name for a hard rock band of men ranging in age from 30-is to 45-ish. The band is geat but needs a serious update from the 80’s. They also play the fresh stuff, classic stuff & even great blues.

  17. In college, those of us without recognizable musical talent entertained ourselves with future band names like:

    Schlitz & Giggles (for a Buffet-Cliff summertime cover band)

    Ffffttt! (Sounds better when spoken. Sound effects were also popular potential band names)

    The Beef Wellingtons

    The Plougmen

    Scratch & Sniff

    Sawzall (a tribute to the outstanding reciprocal saw)

    [Orange scent] (the idea being that if Prince could have once been a symbol, the next step beyond would be a scent)

    Note: Toad the Wet Sprocket was taken from Python sketch.

  18. hey, im looking for a band name for my friends and i…it cant be grusum like with death for anything and it cant be gross, and we’re a punk band so WE NEED A NAME QUIKE…oh yah and we have 2 guys in our band and 3 girls including me!

    email me back if you have any good names

  19. Help urgent! Me and a few mates are in a all girl alternative rock band, and for some reason our guy mates have decided to make a competition about our band names because they have a band too. All i’ve come up with is Fudd Ruckers but the other girls dont like it, any suggestions? Nothing to do with death but something quick, clever and something to out do these guys! thanks!

  20. Here is a short list of some of the bands I have been in:

    Sex Dogg and the Wayne Newton Lovers

    Puppy Enema

    Cum Chowder

    Sex Dogg and Horney D

    The John Thomas Injection
    Um…I forgot (this was cool when they would introduce us “And now welcome Um…I forgot”)

    Anyway, fun and games.

  21. ***SERIOUS***
    I need a band name real bad
    my band is incredible and im sure we will get a record label withing 6 months but we have no name *sigh*
    we need sumthing (preferable 1 or 2 words)serious and not all gothic please email me any names u got i will reply i promise- ty

    I think these would be funny names-

    *The four skins*

    *Feed us feetus*

    I would have used them my self but im in a serious band we hve a real zepplin type sounf (we were kinda influenced)

  22. This is to ReNaTo what type of band are you in
    If its pop rock like Busted
    Try Acess Or Backstage or backpass

  23. i have a band looking for 2 boys 13-17 and need a good name for my band boy need to be from michigan please email me if you can be in my band and for more info. looking for name too! EMAIL IS GOTHICBABE6996 @YAHOO

  24. I’m in an all girl band and we are looking for a name. But we can only come up with rediculous sick names. But the Traveling Menstrals is amazing!!!!!!!!!

  25. For the Zepplin-inspired band, how about “Zeppelinoids”? (with or without the “curiously strong”)

  26. girl bands? how bout:

    Angels of the Asylum
    Don’t Tell Mama (a bar in Manhattan, and a play, but not a band.)
    TNA (What’s it stand for? TNA – Don’t let anyone tell you different!)
    Tattletale (or Tattletail)

  27. The noun-phrase band name is so 20th century. How about an adjective or an adverb or both? “Tangibly tangy”

  28. The phrase came up at an AED training over a year ago. It needs to be a band name — lots of good graphics suggested by the little icons and the big foil stickers on those things, too.

    Shockable Rhythm

    And in the soon-to-be-popular mummy goth genre:

    Flax Thorax

  29. here is a good band name for you NOTHING. you know how slipknot has PULSE OF THE MAGGOTS and the crowd is THE MAGGOT CORE. well be called NOTHING and the crowd THE EMPTINESS

  30. Man, I had a friend from Montana who was in a band called “Olive Stipple Muffin Seed”. We used to sit there stoned and think up good band names….Sirens of Mud…that was a fave. Also,
    -Resurrection Mary (after the famous Chicago ghost)
    -The Cereal Kamikazees
    -Fat Ed & the Donuts
    -Love Stitch, Love Gun
    -The Book Nazis

    If I find any of my old diaries, I’ll post more.

  31. hi – i’m in a pseudo-band with a bad name..currently, my doctor/nurse friends and I are the “the flying speculums”…that name is derived from a real account of a certain female exam gone terribly/humourously wrong…”pap smear queen” is our only hit so far…

  32. Here are some names that I have used then scrapped to find something better. Hopefully they will help you. By the way none of the names are for a perticular style or sex, so go for gold. But if you do want to use one of these names just Email me on jfunk09@hotmail.com to let me know which one you want to use just so I can let you know if someone else has the name already. I will also try and get the word on the street about your new band. Have fun writing playing and performing your music just don’t steal my songs. E-nuff Bastardizing, here are the band names.
    Pick one!

    – 3OD – (3 Optimistic Dudes)
    – Elecktrosexx
    – Tetrahydrozoline .09
    – Special Head
    – Swollen Dots
    – Chapman’s Special
    – Zealot
    – Jon Doe & his Fire Hose
    – Billy Gets Drafted
    – The Bassix (all bass band)
    – The Ass-Techs
    – Stock Standard
    – MENTAlezzo
    – Splitting Image
    – Erotic Rapist

  33. Pungent Rose
    Weed Killer
    The Beach Arabs
    Spandex Love
    Disect Insect
    Direct Reject
    The Lonely Ranger
    Start
    Finish
    DeDEnD

  34. Ummm sooo I love Billy gets drafted, I dunno it reminds me of that song “Billy dont be a hero…” which is about him in war, too clever.

  35. me and my band were thinkin of band names, and they didnt like any of my names,but how bout the clueless brain sergens

  36. ok, our band has a name, but its not good enough, it doesnt have the umph other bands do, we need a band name baad!! our band name now is PitchBlack, sure it sounds good, but you guys dont even know how mant people critisieze about it…. please help, we have great music, but a bad name, cant have that now can you?

  37. LOUDER THAN MO… our friend Mo is so loud once we said, “Nobody’s louder than Mo…” Then we thought, good band name.

  38. these are soem names i thought of:
    suck my shit
    forever in doubt
    purple monkey dishwasher
    no mans band
    layd
    subluminal
    calling four

  39. 3 guys, 1 girl…we like punk, but with an edge. Avenged sevenfold meets fall-out-boy
    WE NEED HELP!!! ANYONE?

  40. Here are some bandnames that I thought up…but my band mates didn’t like them..

    The Varsity Class

    Steps Through Evergreen

    My well Spent Year

    My beautiful Let Down

    Case and Point

  41. Lemming Head Soup
    Karl Marx and the Instruments of Labour

    (I’d add Ancient Chinese Penis, but that one actually exists.)

  42. hey guys, i thought about band names, and i think that a good band name has 2 words that are related or opposite, such as ‘Blind Illusions’… that is the band that i am in right now, so no-one copy the name i made up, biyatches! e-mail me if u want to get more band names cos im good at thinkin! later dudes….

  43. I’ve been way too long without sleep to be thinking this up, but here we go anyway…

    – Suspected Tourists
    – Styrofoam WonderCouch
    – DMC-12
    – Spastic Nerfbag
    – One Hand Falling In The Woods
    – The Dreyfuss Conspiracy
    – Smithers Loves Boobies
    – Dyce
    – Project Weasel

  44. One time, oh about fifteen years ago I was filing an application with the Virginia Corporation Commission to register a servicemark in Virginia. I got a letter back saying they denied my registration, but they did not say why. So I wrote a long letter back asking why, and explaining the possible reasons (mark is scandalous, is offensive, is generic, etc.) and why none of them would apply to the mark I was registering.

    For the example of “scandalous” I gave a fictional band name, The Child Molesters, then I noted in the letter, that on second thought, that might actually work as a band name!

  45. here’s a few:
    the deadbeats
    feces
    yesterday lied
    sea hag
    anubis
    goatsblood
    the bargain
    in the wake
    ides of march
    sebek

  46. “C’mon buddy” Reffering to James Morris and the Blind Illusion Idea “You really think your gonna get away with using one of Les Claypool’s (PRIMUS) first band’s name and claiming that you made it up, C’mon Sparky this is not ‘The Year of the Parrot’ You Bastard, this my friend is called ‘Plagiarism’. If you didn’t know then get into PRIMUS and research mate there is also a band registry site called bandname.com, check out their archives to find out whether or not some one is already using the perfect name you have come up with.
    Sorry Gus Your gonna have to find a new name, and no you can’t call yourself ‘The Innocent Criminals’ either (Ben Harper) try something like “Dry Rain” or “Desert Freeze” or something like that but knowing my luck there is probably some European band called that already.
    Thanx Jim-Bob.
    P.S. You can use those two names if they are not being used so check first. Seeya Bro!

  47. me and my band need a rock/metal band name bad we had turning point some peole in the band didnt like it so if you come up with one email me or IM me on msn messenger.

  48. Good Day,
    To the Americans lacking in inspiration. Can I just say toilet humour is so old, and random phrases are an embaressing cliche. If you want a good band name think british. We british are, after all, the geniuses of music. Scan lyrics of some of the great british icons like bowie, zeppelin, rotten, etc and I promise you will find your revolution…

  49. I have a britrock indie band. We are girls but I dont think that changes anything. Something spacy would do well. No stupid crap or american sayings please. Fanx.

  50. I need a cool band name with 1 word just 1 not 2 but me and my friends, a 3 people band needs a name bad i was looking on your list so far i only found 2 band names i kinda liked but i was wondering if youi could help me.

  51. I need a band name too. All I can think of are cool band names that already exist like:

    The Bell Curve
    Sea Change
    The Clientelle
    Sway
    Northern Uproar
    The Great Divide
    Mira
    Stereophonics
    Air

    etc…. I’m screwed…

  52. Hey Everyone-
    I’m working on a novel and at one point in the action a band debates what to call themselves. I’d love to use the following names from this site…

    The Purple Weasels
    The Mongol Hoard
    The Dental Philosophers
    Communist Synthesizers
    The Rhythm Method
    The Egregious Philibins

    But I don’t want to step on anyone’s toes. If anyone has a problem with my borrowing your band names, please post or email me. Thanks!

    Oh, and to the list I contribute… Dead Mimes

  53. hey guys i’m in a 4 girl punk/metal band, and we’re on the waiting list for a gig, but the problem is we dont have a name?!?!
    so far we’ve heard stupid ones e.g penguin sandwich, the teddy bear drowners, and we relli need a hot as band name that isnt too long and gets to the point. HELP!!!

  54. Don’t know if these help you any, or if they’re super cool, but…

    Hard Slice
    Curve Balls
    The Shreds
    Metal Flake (or just flake)

    After that I say invest in a thesaurus and use your own creativity. πŸ™‚

  55. im not the brightest star in the sky but heres some i came up with πŸ™‚

    bowl of death
    the dimages
    crystal clear
    listening to grandma
    the blues and reds
    the previews
    the launchers
    death by daisies

  56. Disinsection
    Do or Die
    The English
    The London Russians
    The Cities
    Patriotic Pleasures
    Rabid Nation
    (the name of your street) Hardcore
    e.g. 32 St Hardcore

  57. The Toilet Paper Rapists
    Murderers in the Monastery
    The Heard
    The Light Burdens
    Dark Sunshine
    Bible Hunting
    Searching for Souls

  58. These names arent really for a Nirvana-ish rock band…its more for newage all girl punk bands…

    The Gentlemen Alliance
    My Platinum Lady
    eX-Girls
    Stained Glass Window
    The Forced Roses

  59. Hey. im really bored and i thought of a couple of names. i dont care if u use them. im never gonna. so here they are…

    keep the details covered
    surrendered sorrows
    poison kisses
    never argue
    life after death
    when she falls
    bottled up old love
    look to you
    worth waiting
    another unknown face
    cardiac
    concequence
    dreaded love
    finding new addictions everyday
    home slice
    carpet
    sick strings six strings

    geeze can you tell how bored i was or what!

  60. Used Blueberries
    Nuclear Laxative
    Iron Lung Eviction
    Nerve Dandruff
    Sticky Geniuses
    5 Miserable Months
    Kafka Dreams
    Brush with Extinction
    Short Bus Special
    Motorist Insanity Trial
    squal0r
    Toejam Sandwich
    Life-Threatening Speed Casket
    Anal Fissures
    Donner Party Favors

  61. Ok here’s the thing. I’m the lead singer in an otherwise all guy band. Our style is a lot like portishead/bjork but a lot heavier. We don’t want any band names that have to do with bodily fluids, or body parts, but we really need a deep band name. Can anyone help??

  62. Third-Rail Exit
    Nine Mile Fever
    Thumbs and Two Mysterious Eyes (I think this is from something by Anne Sexton or Sylvia Plath)

    (and yes, I’m bored)

  63. The Rapes
    Cake Family
    Two Plus One
    Jacob Have I Loved (or) Esau Have I Hated
    The 3D Audios
    Your Top Mainboard
    Influencial Fingers
    Thy Cold Soul
    Post Office Junkies
    The Valentine Speaker
    Fantastically Well
    The Chinese Gentlemen
    The Manchurians
    Graceful Evil

  64. Purple Monkey Dishwasher
    Legal Leash
    Chicks with Beards
    The Cocaines
    That Kid Ralphed
    Chuck Steak
    Bullets Go In Guns
    Smelly Burger
    Out of Date
    Big Buck Hunter
    He’s Blind I’m Spastic
    Secret Silicone
    Public Transport Blues
    Gravel Rash
    Hammer and Tongs
    Buster Dust
    Carple Tunnel
    Shit Kicker
    Flutes Are For Pussies (chick band)
    The Whole Twelve Inches
    The Moose Is Loose
    Bung Froth
    Mum, Whats A Vagina?
    Vinegar Stroke

  65. There was a band in NY about 15 years ago called “The Atomic Love Puppies”. Real band, never really took off – just gigged around town for a year then disappeared.

    I’ve always liked the idea of naming a band “Dead Pets” or “Grampa’s Secret Finger Trick” (or just “Grampa’s Finger”, Grampa’s Secret, Pop’s Secret, etc) Also once thought up the name Malice in Wonderland, and then a band named Malice in Underland became popular and shot that idea to hell. Oh!! Theres a good one! Shot to Hell!!!! Good luck!

  66. I’m looking for a band name. it’s four guys in the band. we’re a punk band and we’re thinking of name with a number like: Sum 41 and blink 182. can anybody help? if you have a good name you want to share send it to my e-mail address

  67. hmmm how about…… blink 182 are pussys or we are pussy faggots or you could call yourself – i wanna suck that guy travis’s dick – how about my mumma shits on my face

  68. Speed Czar
    The Bush Doctors
    Strapless (girl band)
    Bullet For My Valentine
    Vile Minds
    Devil’s Tears (metal)
    Coffin Birth (more metal)
    Madam Bijou’s Voodoo Boutique
    Gretchen’s Got a New Pet Virus
    Autostroke
    Pelvic Violator
    Bastard Sons of David Lee Roth
    Whip Sore
    Eat Thy Neighbor

    …any comments?

  69. The Fortieth Lick
    Drive That Printer
    The Cleaning Dog
    Lee’s Gang Bang
    The Feathery Nudes
    Joshua Sucks Cow Dick

  70. I made up these while on a 5 hour car ride to the top of a mountain yesterday…

    Flamingo Fancy
    Seductive Nuclears
    Antarctic Cactus
    Jaxon and the Fire Kissers
    Op-Shop Mistros
    Lycra Jazz (This one copies Spandau Ballet)
    Jagged Heaven
    Black Jesus and the Virgin Suicides
    Rip-rop and Hap

  71. help me.i really need a band name.we are an all girl band so far.rock. nothing gruesome gross or stupid.e mail me.

  72. How about…

    – The Caustic Gnostics
    – Rockets’ Red Glare
    – Poisoned Pez
    – The Impulse
    – Seven Comes Eleven
    – Oompa Loompa Riot
    – Fears Well Founded
    – Water Water Everywhere

  73. Here’s a couple winners for you:

    Bruce and the Rinse Boys
    Pets or Meat
    The Taxations
    Anal Intrusion
    Proud to be Stupid
    Simplicous
    Piss Drunk Sargeants
    Running Sore
    iPodsolation
    Tim
    The Delicious
    Spinabifida
    Meal Dip
    Back to the Better
    Up then Up
    Cramazie
    The Tiny Band
    Squelch
    Puss & Cuts
    Commander Ravon Levon
    SuckySaki
    …and the unguents

  74. Umm ya im in a 3 persom punk band & we need a name two. Email or post replies i think
    Father Knows Best is a good name nut im not sure if we’ll use it or not ttyl!

  75. you people have great ideas i was lokin through and know i have a whole page of names know i have to take it up with my band and i have a couple

    steele hearts

    the uprights

    the vikings

    the dudetz(for an all girl band)

    and thats all but we are an all girl band and we want to thank you because now where going to the top ROCK ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  76. Ok For the past month and a half I’ve felt like I’ve been walking under a band name tree. They just keep falling on my head I have at least 120 on my livejournal the least of which are

    Loser Floozy
    Fashion is for Fascists
    Polka Dot River
    Motorycle-Cumberbundt
    Kinky Sprinkle
    Sex and Lasers
    Mr. DeepPockets
    Nude Suit
    Manila Monsters
    Scuba Lube
    Boston Tea Bashers
    Once Upon a Penguin
    Smelly Jello
    The Eggbeaters
    Wolf Whisltes
    The Plastic Curtain
    The Soft-Core Candies

    and yes many more what should I do with them?

  77. Okay…these ideas are really nice and original…but some people (like myself) who are serious about finding a band name actually want to see some that can actually be USED…
    I mean c’mon…is someone really going to call their band “The Eggbeaters”, “Dry Rain”, “Water Water Everywhere” or “Devil’s Tears”??
    Honestly…stop with the ironic names like “Devil’s Tears” and “Black Fairys”…anyone can come up with a few crappy goth names if they wanted…
    I actually want to see some realistic band names…

  78. Hey Lolita, how about these:

    The Demanders, or Demanding.
    The Oppressives, or Oppressive.
    The Lazy chicks who want everyone else to be creative
    The Ingrates
    Ungrateful
    Halitosis
    Spider-vain
    Katrina Wind
    Insurge

    and once again, I think the best name for a girl band:

    The Delicious

  79. yo hopefully u all r muther fucking juggalos here r some names i thought of

    1.smoke
    2.shackles
    3.ragdoll

    thats all i have muther fuckers peace out

  80. these r lyricts to my new cd that im doing its me people killa and epidemic a here r some words of advise from people killa and epidemic a

    p killa:yo what up mother fuckers

    ea:what up in this bitch we r gonna do a peice of a song for u

    here we go mother fuckers

    yo yo this is p killa ready to this dont get me pissed im ready to kill
    listen to my mad skill i may not be as good as shaggy but atlease my clothes are baggy its me shaggy and epidemic in this joint trying to make a mother fucking point yeah yeah my name is ea hey i dont play fuck off ho i will drown u in the snow i will throw u down some hilla then take some pills yo yo that was a sample of r new album coming out soon u choose buy or die just playing peace

  81. props to whoever came up withe the beatudes, the impulse, and water water everywhere! You guys are freakin genious.

  82. my friends have this band, and they love metallica..and they had a name Entropy, and its cool and all, but it’s taken, and they need a new one, there is two 16 year old guys a 17 year old guy and a 20 year old guy, again all in love with metallica, so please help me/them!!
    thankz

  83. i need a rely good band name with no curses or anything goth

    ************HELP*************

  84. Here is the ones i just thought of. i can think a whole bunch more so if u like the idea of the ones i have email me back. ill have some more by then. i think a few are already taken but 4 the most part i thought of these. peace

    Say It Is So
    Understanding Age
    X’s 4 I’s
    OverHead
    Under Grace
    Hanging Jane
    Dying the Rot(like tying the knot)
    Tearing Tragedies
    Tragic Turn
    Heavy Heights
    Trying Lines
    Faira Flown
    Eyes Wide Shut
    Asailance
    Frailty
    Who Made Who
    Wellington Waits
    Wellington Waters
    October skies (like the movie)
    RidgeWood Lies
    Seven Sorrows
    Bullets For My Valentines
    Never Again

  85. I remember a band from Olympia, WA. They were a group of militant lezbians. The band name was Cunts with Attitudes or CWA. They couldn’t get along with each other and the band broke up.

  86. The Chorizonics
    Baboonfist Manifesto
    Herosectomy
    Embryonic Revolt
    Trust Fund Ruffians
    Hand On Throat
    A Bag Of Hammers
    Artificial Horsemeat

  87. UUUUHHHHHHH……..how bout…..
    The Fragile
    Royal Slaves
    30-06(thirty alt. six)
    Whiplash
    The Irish go-nads
    ______’s band (___=yer name…)
    UUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHH……….OH!!!!
    I GOT IT!!!!!!! THINK OF YER OWN NAME!!!

  88. I HAV MORE!!!!!!!
    anal seepige
    redneck rapers
    maria carey blows
    kevin sloan……….(haha kevin)
    vasectamy
    dirty sancheses
    reign of feces
    …………..
    orgy sporgy
    gingadingadooo
    ok…faggomasheens( dont even say its spelled rong cus i no its supposed to be that way retards!)
    oral nutering
    OH CRAP!!
    ROSES AND GUNS……..

    ok…….im done……….SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

  89. Ok…here’s a few i made up the other day:

    Chaoswar
    PurityHead
    Innocence Insane
    Caustic Fear
    Daft
    Haulicost Kamikazee

  90. Here are some band names i think some people may like, band names me and my band disbandened. they are;
    False twilight
    Village idiots
    White label
    change to spades
    Dead and breathing

  91. how about UUUUMMMMMMMMMMM EEERRRRRRRR OH YEAH, GOT ONE, UM LETS SEE HEAR UHHH AUDIO MEETS VIDEO. BOY I HOPE THATS NOT TAKEN

  92. yo this is father tyme i have some names for some sick rappers like me

    -pumkin face
    -piggy
    -filla killa
    -discriminater

    those are some names
    buy my new album bitches

  93. hi i’m demi-lee and my band is doing really well were nearly there espesially with our catchy band name ‘Pacific’ it mite sound crap but if you and your band go to a recording studio with a simple yet catchy name they will get you a deal strait away good luck every one x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x

  94. Lex Talionis
    Ultraviolent Radiation
    Eddie Van Helsing
    Doctor Strangerock
    Killer Klowns from Queens

  95. Hi,

    I have a band of 4 guys (guitar, drums and bass) and a girl (me) for vocals. It’s an alt. rock band with a british sound to it. Likes of Franz Ferdinand, The strokes (even though they are american) and the bravery (americal too). We need a creative name. preferably starting with “The”… any suggestions? Please email kgoncharuk at yahooo dot com or POST here

  96. you fockers here are some real rock band names
    1. The scapegallows
    2. under siege
    3. fire arrows

    prateek sharma u r a s.o.b &josh man u r an asshole

  97. Get sum real band names, i mean ders a few gud ones but ffs,stop puttin shitty names in “fire arrows”,rely imaginative der wernt u good man whoeva rote “shit kickers”:

    Demonic angel
    Cryptic sins
    Bobs nob

  98. mainly crust
    industrial 101
    blood wagon
    eternal oddesy
    soul sucker
    blind tiger
    purple lizard
    two skull
    armbone
    toe smash
    pacific side

  99. POOPMASTER
    MASTER OF DIAREHA
    LIONS ARE SHIT
    SHIT THROUGH THE HOLE
    LEPRICONS SAY WAT
    SHIT
    THERES A POOPY IN MY PANTS AND UR INVITED
    GOOGLY GOO TASTES LIKE POO
    DONKEYS SHIT
    SAD BUT TRUE
    SAD SHIZZLE

  100. these all suck
    get some new names that are good
    who is gonna start a band callled BOBS NOB,PUMPKIN FACE,PIGGY,KILLA FILLA, FIRE ARROWS i mean come on get some real names

  101. how about the name

    this site is full off gay names because the people that are giving names are gay teeny boppers πŸ™‚

    good name aye

  102. This was interesting at first, but what’s the deal with people who can’t spell asking for custom band names? If you can’t come up with something meaningful on your own, you’ll have more luck looking up random words in a thesauraus or dictionary than asking here.

  103. i have plenty of good metal band names thought of and written down so if ur interested talk to me on aim at execration5696 or email me

  104. Hummm… well I’m in a band called Masquer Raid, (COPYRIGHTED, SORRY!) However, you can feel free to use:
    Toxic Cherry
    The Rooks
    Serious Business
    Yellow Page
    Old MacDonald Bought the Farm (OMBF)

  105. yea some of these are pretty cool but my main name is “after the end” no one take it cause im gonna b famous

  106. I think that these wud b gud –

    The Chickens of doom
    The men with the broken glass
    Broken Glass
    Broken glass sandwich
    Ich Liebe Du
    Hamster 1-2-3

  107. Beef Manhatten
    The Beef Manhatten Project
    The Beef Manhatten Transfer Project
    The Beef Manhatten Transfer Project Steamroller
    Beef Manhatten Steamroller
    Good Gosh! Look behind you!
    Bad Golly
    Internet Poll
    Dan Sweeney MasterBasser
    The Quick Brown Fox
    Topeka (idea for Chicago/Kansas tribute band name)
    Tapioka (Me = genius)
    Bar Fighters (Foo Fighters tribute band)
    What Is Foo And Why Are We Fighting It?
    Foo Peaceful Co-Existors
    Dit Dit Dit, Dar Dar Dar, Dit Dit Dit
    …—… (obviously)
    Obviously (me = supergenius)
    Bit Stream
    Stream of Unconciousness
    Dirty Rotten MP3s or DRM (DRI tribute band/DRM protest band)
    Soccer Moms
    The Soccer Moms
    Lucinda and the Soccer Moms
    Train(s)
    Bi-cycle (manly girl band)
    All Day Sucret
    Suger Dada (Post-World-War-I protest band)
    Most Podern
    The Isms
    Try Talk Radio
    Tri-Talk Radio
    Unsung
    The Unspoken Word
    Spreeken Ze?
    PreviewPost

  108. Dual Doppler
    Tri County Area
    Area 52
    Area 51 Rejects
    Oleo
    Up2Date (boy band)
    Hooey
    Huey Louie Dewey and the News
    Foot
    The Foot
    Molley Crue (Molley Hatchet/Motley Crue tribute band)
    Actual Reality
    Actual
    The Chili Pits
    The Foo Peaceful Co-Existors (No really – Go with this one.)
    Name: (First album could be called “Title:”)
    State of Confusion
    Kate of Sunfusion (fronted by a girl named “Kate” or “Jennifer”)
    Black Eyed Susan
    White Eyed Susan
    Susie
    Crap I’m Late

  109. The Foo Peaceful Co-Existors (I am so serious about this one. Use it.)
    Rank Amatures
    The Spelers
    Belling Spee
    Not Old Enought To Play In A Bar
    Billys the Kids (everyone in the band is named William) (and is 14)
    Too Cool for the Marching Band
    Garage Outgrowth
    GarageSpawn (hair/metal)
    Planning on Moving Out of Dad’s Basement Any Day Now
    The Products of Broken Homes (goth/death metal)
    Angst Pants
    Half-Hearted Rebellion
    $119.00 Wal-Mart Guitar
    Waiting for Sponsorship
    Really Big in Kokomo,Indiana
    Dude
    Dude, Where’s My Amp
    Toilet Seat Leaver Uppers
    Anarchy Now – As Long as it doesn’t interupt my life, or grocery delivery, or the prom
    Sneaky Pete and the EULAs
    Crow Hat
    Piggly Wiggly
    Because of Piggly Wiggly
    Seven Brides for Seven Doctors (seven piece 20 something girl band)
    No Really, We’re Eeeeevil (teen goth band)
    No Really, We’re Sad (alternative teen goth band)
    Adult
    The Man
    Triple Hex (erotic wiccan music)
    Star Trek Observers
    Archane Sally
    Guitar Whisperers
    The Guitar Whisperers
    I didn’t practice 10 hour a day for the last month so that you could drunkenly spill beer on me during my performance
    MasterBasser!
    Basser
    Bass Guitar Rocks!
    Bass Fishing Rocks!
    Rox In My Poket
    Rocket
    Jim Rocket and the Terranauts
    The Terranauts
    Tear a Knot
    Horse and Buggy
    ButterChurn (german speed metal)
    Anabaptist
    Blue Oyster Revival (CCR/BOC tribute band)
    The Bamd
    Jefferson Hydroplane
    Thomas Jefferson Hydroplane
    The Colonials
    Blue and Grey (New York based Southern Rock band)
    Gosh Darn Yankees
    Soda
    Soda Jerks
    Fast Food Workers
    Just Waiting Tables Till We Make It Big
    Were Getting the Band Back Together
    Were not sure how we sound because our drummer can’t take it easy when we practice
    We’re (spelengs not my fourtay)
    We’re Creative Enough to Write Songs but not a Fitting Name?
    I can’t wait to hear the lyrics
    Lyricallamity
    Callamity June
    Beetle
    The Car
    The Bands
    The Whom
    Lead Blimp
    The Monkey
    A Beach Boy
    Brain Wilson
    Brain
    Brian
    Eaters of the Dead
    Coloquialisms
    Gnaw Bone
    Crap I’m Late Again
    What idiot scheduled a morning gig?
    Alright! $200.00 to split five ways after six months of work!
    Hey, at least fourty bucks pays for the drum sticks I broke in practice.
    All our songs are about Jim’s ex-girlfriend. (Fronted by Jim)
    We’re the only ones who get that joke
    Inside Jokes
    The Inside Jokes
    Insideout Jokes
    Laughing on the Inside
    All my scars are on the inside
    Inspired by TV
    We should write a song about that thing on Lost
    Back to the Drawing Board
    We skate better than we play
    Yeah, I’m in a band.
    Yeah (boy band)
    Too Much Makeup (boy band)
    Aunt Edna’s Perfume (dark metal/danzig tribute)
    Crap now I’m Really Late

  110. Funny Side Up (Weird Al tribute band)
    Funny Side Up with a Side Order of Slightly Sad (parodies of Weird Al songs)
    Can’t We All Just Get Along With Foo?
    Personal Space
    Personal Blend
    Personal Blender
    Public Blender
    Public Blender Enemy
    Blender Fighters
    Brand New Jetta
    Angry Middleclass Youth
    Idle Hands (Goth/Metal band)
    Punkadelic (tripp/punk)
    Polkadelic (tripp/polka)
    Folkadelic (you get the idea)
    Rockadelic
    Jazzadelic
    The Opposition
    Majority Whip
    Rent Treznor
    The Vice Presidents of the United States of America (power quartet)
    Senate Page
    Fear of Long Term Commitment
    Mint
    Automatic Teller Machine
    FICO
    ROTFLMAO (political band)
    Capitalist and the Consumers
    The Terrel Owens Band (if your name was Terrel Owens and you needed a new gig)
    Sports Hernia
    Hernia
    How ‘Bout them Colts (one-Colts-related-Indianapolis-radio-hit wonder)
    Tangster (Orange flavored rap)
    Bring in the Boys Bring in the Punk (poser punk boy band)
    InLipSync
    The 2005s (One really good single, three albums full of songs)
    Cetro Deluxe
    Genuine Counterfiet Cubans
    Acts of Volition
    The Kings of Spain (Moxy Fruvious tribute band)
    Tragicly Clothed Women (BareNakedLadies tribute band)
    Bare Naked Laddies (Celtic covers of BNL hits)
    Unoriginal (any cover band)
    The Original Unoriginal (in case that last one is already taken)
    Clever but Untalented
    The Nitty Gritty Wiki Band (all of their lyrics are contributed/edited by annonymous internet users)
    Crawldad

  111. Jazztastic (another theme)
    Funktastic
    Folktastic (punk band)
    Another Three Piece Trio (Power quartet)
    The Misnamed
    The Misnamed Trio (actual trio)
    Undernamed
    Understated
    Softspoken Banshee (enya knockoff)
    Enya Speaker
    Dances with Microphones
    Dirty Dances with Microphones
    The Forbidden Dance
    Lord of the Forbidden Dance
    Lords of Acidic Compounds
    Lords of Base
    Ace of Base
    Ace of Bace
    Jack of Clubs (limited to the local scene)
    Day Old Donut
    Sound Bakery
    Farmin Ain’t Easy
    The Project Managers
    The Account Engineers
    Easy to Google
    Where We Went Wrong (WWWW or UUUUUUUU)
    Mission To Mars
    Mission To Earth
    Mission To America
    Mission To Topika
    Mission To The Piney Woods Subdivision
    Mission To the 400 Block of Kingston Street
    Area Code 713
    ZipCode
    Information
    Talented but not Clever
    Wishing for Fish
    Hungerstrike
    Counterstrike
    Counterhungerstrike
    Three Strikes
    Third Strike
    Fifth Third Band
    CitiBand
    Band of America
    Warren and the Bull Markets
    Waste
    The Chicago Bulls Band
    The New Mexicans
    The New Hampshirians
    The Newt
    Newt
    Newts of Acid
    Full Circle
    Empty Circle
    We’ve Come Empty Circle (teen angst band)
    Funky Side Up
    Chilly Gattos
    Chili Gattos
    Gatto Chili
    The Fat Cat Gumbo Band
    Screen Saver
    Rage Against the Submarine (low level sonar protest band)
    Paige Against the Machine (fronted by Paige or Jennifer)
    Leaning Against the Machine (worker’s rights political band)
    RinseRatherRepeat
    Olde Englifh Fpellerf
    Six Point Type
    Mostly Cloudy (middleclass teen angst band)
    Tripping on Sunshine (bluegrass revival)
    Gumbo Query
    WonTonNightmare

  112. Painting A Blank
    Point Blanc
    Carta Blank
    Magna Carta Blanca
    The Portugeese Inquisition
    Geeser
    Dental Dam
    Veranda
    Glass Sealing
    Glass Sealing Fan
    Seal Phone
    Sell Phone
    Phone
    Future Ring Tones
    Mildly Handicapped
    Golfers With Soul
    Country Club Nightmare
    The Cars Breakdown (bluegrass “the Cars” cover band)
    4 oz hammer (bluegrass pop)
    Nine cm Nails (euro/industrial)
    Flowery Speach
    Cube Farm
    Whirrled Theatre
    Mad in the Moon
    Moonmen
    Moonmen from the Moon
    Moonmen from Mars
    Moonmen from Topika
    Our Kansas
    Our Can Saw
    Going Solo (first single: “All you jerks want to do is drink and watch TV”)
    Stuck with the Shriners
    AnotherBirthdayParty
    Second Income
    This isn’t on my resume.
    Two Page Cover Letter
    Beer Induced Psudocreativity
    I Wish Greg Could Remember That Riff He Came Up With Last Night
    Rage Against the Virtual Machine
    Rage Against the Java Virtual Machine
    Java Virtual Machine is all the Rage
    PolkaStinks (self aware polka band)
    Mindless Hatred of All Biggots
    The Recommended
    Time Without Responsibility
    This Year’s RCA Revenue Stream
    This Month’s RCA Revenue Stream
    Instant Oldies
    Blaming Lips
    Blaming my Parents
    Mr. Herbal
    Sweepstakes Breakdown
    Independantly Wealthy
    Audio Luddites
    Sticks
    The Sticks
    From The Sticks
    Impressionable Youth
    Managed By Mom
    Vicarious
    Clever Usage of Adverbs
    Whiteboard
    Corporate Fast Food Death (sugary pop sensation)
    Gummy Bears (elderly rock band)
    This Is He
    Put Your Hands Together For

  113. Food Fighters
    Fool Fighters
    Poo Fighters (Fronted by a monkey)
    Poo Flingers (I digress. Don’t really use that one.)
    Matt Lock
    Matt Lock and the Keys
    Florida and the Keys (Singer backed by 4 part piano harmony)
    The Salon Quartet (barbershops are so 1992)
    Coffee Shop Eureka!
    Coffee Shop Poets
    Financed by School Loans
    Beer Money
    Ill Presidents
    El President, eh? (Canadian/Mexican folk blend)
    Carmel Electric (All songs have vague references to Carman Electra)
    Vague
    The Vague
    Self Referential
    Jaded Cynics
    Jaded Cynics who have Lost that Childlike Wonderment (boy band)
    To Whom it May Concern:
    Skasational
    PlayThatFunkyMusicWhiteBoy, Inc.
    Harbor Seal
    The Self Referential what References Itself at Midnight
    The Quarelsome Four
    Please Leave a Message
    The Texters
    Text Message Drama
    Drama Majors Who Can’t Find Acting Work Either
    Board Chow (inktank tribute band)
    Open Source (musical notation published in liner notes)

  114. Cron and the Runaway Processes
    Cron and the Zombie Processes
    QuadProcBox
    Carpel
    Carp Diem
    Carpe Carp
    Unknown Contributors
    Second String
    Second String Cheese Incedent
    The String Cheese Precedent
    Witty American Pop Culture Reference
    The Yogurt Culture Club
    Herman
    Sourdough
    Bionic Apple
    The Bionic Apple
    The Apple Computer Band
    The Lap Band
    The Lap Band Band
    Quartz Movement
    Bowel Mo(oh nevermind.)
    Mo
    Fo
    Fo Fighters
    Kung Fu Fighters
    Kung Bar Fighters
    Flu Fighters
    Musical Genius
    Musical Genius and the Hangers On
    PETA
    Petatara
    Wondering What’s Next
    Tenacious Record Label Inquirerers
    Superfulous D
    Industry Certified Professionals
    Superfulous D and the Industry Certified Professionals
    I’d Like to Thank My High School Band Teacher
    Future Rock’n’Roll Hall of Fame Honored Has Beens
    U5 (Fronted by Bobo and the Wedge)
    Coattails (cover or tribute band)
    Losing Our Edge
    We Never Really Had Much of an Edge
    I Liked Us Before We Were Cool
    Ready and Willing to Sell Out
    The Nobel Peace Prize Candidates
    Bowling Green
    Bowling Green Day
    Bowling for Green Day
    Bowling for Rhinos
    Bowling for Combines
    Blown Hemi
    Radar Detector

  115. Unimpressed
    Bi-Polar Bear (may be copywritten as a cartoon)
    Mental Picture
    Mental Visio
    Mental Mouse
    Mighty Moose
    Big Fat Ugly Jerk
    Big Fat and the Ugly Jerks
    Tiny Tina and the Big Fat Ugly Jerks
    Revenue Stream of Conciousness
    Lucky Lulu
    Jennifer Blankenship and the Todds (Fronted by Jennifer Blankenship)
    Desperately Seeking Recording Contract
    Blatent Show of Disrespect
    Because of Woolworths
    Because of Dollar General
    Pig Lee
    Wiggs
    Pat Riot
    Sel Shilverstein (Runny Babbit tribute band)
    The Original Roy Orbison Tribute Band (modern contemporary adult soft hits)
    TCP and the Protocols
    Doubting Thomas and the Doubting McDoubters
    Agnostic Dyslectic Insomniacs
    Insomania
    Somnambulism
    Bubonic Tonic
    Cortex
    One Bad Apple
    A New Attitude
    Centrist
    Radical Centrism
    Unradical
    Mediocrity
    Mediocrity Now
    Procrastinate Now!
    Still Can’t Decide
    Only Looking
    Breathe Easy
    Bit O’ Honey
    Blueberry Farm
    The Resident
    Terminate and Stay Resident
    Enemy Mine
    Barb Wire Entrophy

  116. Fire Dehydrant
    One Off
    Water Fall Design Theory
    Design Theory
    Color Theory
    Bob Jones and the Color Codes
    Speaking of Moe
    Moe Monkey Business
    Risky Monkey Business
    One Eye Open
    One Eyed Oden
    Oden and the Mythmakers
    Vail Holla
    Victrola Puritan
    Lazlo Bane (whoops that’s taken)
    Enab Olzal
    Parroty (parrodies of Jimmy Buffet songs)
    Exchange Server
    The Exchange
    The New York Stock Exchange
    The New York Sock Exchange
    The New Pork Spock Exchange
    The Nude Dork Clock Exchange
    Wishing I hadn’t hit Send
    Spamhaters
    Fotley Mule
    Mule
    Mule Team
    Teamsters
    DingoAteMyBaby
    Dingo
    Dingo Vs. Roadrunner
    Vs.
    Verses
    Verse Chorus Verse
    Music Theory
    Treble is my middle name
    Clef Notes
    Four O’Clock Drunk
    On the Clock
    Overclocked
    Clock’n’spiel
    Ski-Mask and Handgun
    Skulls, Flames, Etc.
    Skulls/Flames, Inc.
    The Skulls
    The Flames
    The Etcetra
    The Flaming Skulls
    A Skull made out of Flames (Oooh! Logo design!)
    Earth, Wind, Fire, and Skulls
    Combustable Skeleton
    Burning Bones
    Not-So-Jolly-Roger because he’s on FIRE!
    The Ghost Rider Four (remember Ghost Rider?)
    AHHHHH! My hair caught fire and it is burning my skull!
    Skull Flamers
    Skullica
    Flameica
    Etcetraica
    Case Number 10226058
    Please Hold
    Steal This Album
    Steal This Eight Track
    Steal This Cassette Tape
    Steal This Compact Disc
    Steal This Digital Video Disk Box Set
    Don’t Steal This We Need The Money
    Please Don’t Trade My Music On Line, but Do You Have The New Track From The White Stripes I Could Borrow?
    Happy
    Happy Happy
    Happy Happy Moo Cows
    The Moo Cows
    The Moo (The Who parrody band)
    Reference Me

  117. Absolute Zero
    273 Degrees C
    BlueL Gene
    Quantum Aerobics
    Quantum Aquatics
    Quantum Astrophysics
    Quantum Electric
    Quantum Electric Company
    Quantum Eclectic Company
    General Eclectic
    Eclectic Epileptic
    Eliptical Loop (mix-hop)
    BlueL Gene and the Quantum Eclectic Company Band
    The Computer Associates Plano Accounting Department Five
    Hey Ernst: How about “The X Folly Ants”
    Hey Ernest
    Hey Julia
    Hey! (boy band)

  118. Well, I have to get my obsessive compulsive disorder back under control. So here is the full list spell checked and alphabetized for your reading pleasure. Note: The whole causal chain thing is broken by alphabetical order. If it doesn’t make sense go back and read it in context. I hold no copywrite to any of these…

    $119.00 Wal-Mart Guitar
    …—… (obviously)
    273 Degrees C
    4 oz hammer (bluegrass pop)
    A Beach Boy
    A New Attitude
    A Skull made out of Flames (Oooh! Logo design!)
    Absolute Zero
    Ace of Bace
    Ace of Base
    Acts of Volition
    Actual
    Actual Reality
    Adult
    Agnostic Dyslectic Insomniacs
    AHHHHH! My hair caught fire and it is burning my skull!
    All Day Sucret
    All my scars are on the inside
    All our songs are about Jim’s ex-girlfriend. (Fronted by Jim)
    Alright! $200.00 to split five ways after six months of work!
    Amateur Hour Winners
    Anabaptist
    Anarchy Now – As Long as it doesn’t interrupt my life, or grocery delivery, or the prom
    Angry Middleclass Youth
    Angst Pants
    Another Three Piece Trio (Power quartet)
    AnotherBirthdayParty
    Arcane Sally
    Area 51 Rejects
    Area 52
    Area Code 713
    Audio Luddites
    Aunt Edna’s Perfume (dark metal/danzig tribute)
    Automatic Teller Machine
    Back to the Drawing Board
    Bad Golly
    Band of America
    Bar Fighters (Foo Fighters tribute band)
    Barb Wire Entropy
    Bare Naked Laddies (Celtic covers of BNL hits)
    Bass Fishing Rocks!
    Bass Guitar Rocks!
    Basser
    Because of Dollar General
    Because of Piggly Wiggly
    Because of Woolworths
    Beef Manhattan
    Beef Manhattan Steamroller
    Beer Induced Psudocreativity
    Beer Money
    Beetle
    Belling Spee
    Bi-cycle (manly girl band)
    Bi-Polar Bear (may be copy written as a cartoon)
    Big Fat and the Ugly Jerks
    Big Fat Ugly Jerk
    Billys the Kids (everyone in the band is named William) (and is 14)
    Bionic Apple
    Bit O’ Honey
    Bit Stream
    Black Eyed Susan
    Blaming Lips
    Blaming my Parents
    Blatant Show of Disrespect
    Blender Fighters
    Blown Hemi
    Blue and Grey (New York based Southern Rock band)
    Blue Oyster Revival (CCR/BOC tribute band)
    Blueberry Farm
    BlueL Gene
    BlueL Gene and the Quantum Eclectic Company Band
    Board Chow (inktank tribute band)
    Bob Jones and the Color Codes
    Bowel Mo(oh never mind.)
    Bowling for Combines
    Bowling for Green Day
    Bowling for Rhinos
    Bowling Green
    Bowling Green Day
    Brain
    Brain Wilson
    Brand New Jetta
    Breathe Easy
    Brian
    Bring in the Boys Bring in the Punk (poser punk boy band)
    Bubonic Tonic
    Burning Bones
    ButterChurn (german speed metal)
    Calamity June
    Can’t We All Just Get Along With Foo?
    Capitalist and the Consumers
    Carmel Electric (All songs have vague references to Carman Electra)
    Carp Diem
    Carpe Carp
    Carpel
    Carta Blank
    Case Number 10226058
    Centrist
    Cetro Deluxe
    Chili Gattos
    Chilly Gattos
    CitiBand
    Clef Notes
    Clever but Untalented
    Clever Usage of Adverbs
    Clock’n’spiel
    Coattails (cover or tribute band)
    Coffee Shop Eureka!
    Coffee Shop Poets
    Colloquialisms
    Color Theory
    Combustible Skeleton
    Corporate Fast Food Death (sugary pop sensation)
    Cortex
    Counterhungerstrike
    Counterstrike
    Country Club Nightmare
    Crap I’m Late
    Crap I’m Late Again
    Crap now I’m 50 minutes late.
    Crap now I’m Really Late
    Crawldad
    Cron and the Runaway Processes
    Cron and the Zombie Processes
    Crow Hat
    Cube Farm
    Dances with Microphones
    Day Old Donut
    Dental Dam
    Design Theory
    Desperately Seeking Recording Contract
    Dingo
    Dingo Vs. Roadrunner
    DingoAteMyBaby
    Dirty Dances with Microphones
    Dirty Rotten MP3s or DRM (DRI tribute band/DRM protest band)
    Dit Dit Dit, Dar Dar Dar, Dit Dit Dit
    Don’t Steal This We Need The Money
    Doubting Thomas and the Doubting McDoubters
    Drama Majors Who Can’t Find Acting Work Either
    Dual Doppler
    Dude
    Dude, Where’s My Amp
    Earth, Wind, Fire, and Skulls
    Easy to Google
    Eaters of the Dead
    Eclectic Epileptic
    El President, eh? (Canadian/Mexican folk blend)
    Elliptical Loop (mix-hop)
    Empty Circle
    Enab Olzal
    Enemy Mine
    Enya Speaker
    Etcetraica
    Exchange Server
    Farmin Ain’t Easy
    Fast Food Workers
    Fear of Long Term Commitment
    FICO
    Fifth Third Band
    Financed by School Loans
    Fire Dehydrant
    Flameica
    Florida and the Keys (Singer backed by 4 part piano harmony)
    Flowery Speech
    Flu Fighters
    Fo
    Fo Fighters
    Folkadelic (you get the idea)
    Folktastic (punk band)
    Foo Peaceful Co-Existors
    Food Fighters
    Fool Fighters
    Foot
    Fotley Mule
    Four O’clock Drunk
    From The Sticks
    Full Circle
    Funktastic
    Funky Side Up
    Funny Side Up (Weird Al tribute band)
    Funny Side Up with a Side Order of Slightly Sad (parodies of Weird Al songs)
    Future Ring Tones
    Future Rock’n’Roll Hall of Fame Honored Has Beens
    Garage Outgrowth
    GarageSpawn (hair/metal)
    Gatto Chili
    Geeser
    General Eclectic
    Genuine Counterfeit Cubans
    Glass Sealing
    Glass Sealing Fan
    Gnaw Bone
    Going Solo (first single: “All you jerks want to do is drink and watch TV”)
    Golfers With Soul
    Good Gosh! Look behind you!
    Gosh Darn Yankees
    Guitar Whisperers
    Gumbo Query
    Gummy Bears (elderly rock band)
    Hairlip Jeff and the Consummate Professionals
    Half-Hearted Rebellion
    Happy
    Happy Happy
    Happy Happy Moo Cows
    Harbor Seal
    Herman
    Hernia
    Hey Ernest
    Hey Ernst: How about “The X Folly Ants”
    Hey Julia
    Hey! (boy band)
    Hey, at least forty bucks pays for the drum sticks I broke in practice.
    Hooey
    Horse and Buggy
    How ‘Bout them Colts (one-Colts-related-Indianapolis-radio-hit wonder)
    Huey Louie Dewey and the News
    Hungerstrike
    I’d Like to Thank My High School Band Teacher
    I can’t wait to hear the lyrics
    I didn’t practice 10 hour a day for the last month so that you could drunkenly spill beer on me during my performance
    I Liked Us Before We Were Cool
    I Wish Greg Could Remember That Riff He Came Up With Last Night
    Idle Hands (Goth/Metal band)
    Ill Presidents
    Impressionable Youth
    Independently Wealthy
    Industry Certified Professionals
    Information
    InLipSync
    Inside Jokes
    Insideout Jokes
    Insomania
    Inspired by TV
    Instant Oldies
    Internet Poll
    Jack of Clubs (limited to the local scene)
    Jaded Cynics
    Jaded Cynics who have Lost that Childlike Wonderment (boy band)
    Java Virtual Machine is all the Rage
    Jazzadelic
    Jazztastic (another theme)
    Jefferson Hydroplane
    Jennifer Blankenship and the Todds (Fronted by Jennifer Blankenship)
    Jim Rocket and the Terranauts
    Just Waiting Tables Till We Make It Big
    Kate of Sunfusion (fronted by a girl named “Kate” or “Jennifer”)
    Kung Bar Fighters
    Kung Fu Fighters
    Laughing on the Inside
    Lazlo Bane (whoops that’s taken)
    Lead Blimp
    Leaning Against the Machine (worker’s rights political band)
    Lord of the Forbidden Dance
    Lords of Acidic Compounds
    Lords of Base
    Losing Our Edge
    Lucinda and the Soccer Moms
    Lucky Lulu
    Lyricalamity
    Mad in the Moon
    Magna Carta Blanca
    Majority Whip
    Managed By Mom
    MasterBasser!
    Matt Lock
    Matt Lock and the Keys
    Mediocrity
    Mediocrity Now
    Mental Mouse
    Mental Picture
    Mental Visio
    Mighty Moose
    Mildly Handicapped
    Mindless Hatred of All Bigots
    Mint
    Mission To America
    Mission To Earth
    Mission To Mars
    Mission To the 400 Block of Kingston Street
    Mission To The Piney Woods Subdivision
    Mission To Topeka
    Mo
    Moe Monkey Business
    Molley Crue (Molley Hatchet/Motley Crue tribute band)
    Moonmen
    Moonmen from Mars
    Moonmen from the Moon
    Moonmen from Topeka
    Most Podern
    Mostly Cloudy (middleclass teen angst band)
    Mr. Herbal
    Mule
    Mule Team
    Music Theory
    Musical Genius
    Musical Genius and the Hangers On
    Name: (First album could be called “Title:”)
    Newt
    Newts of Acid
    Nine cm Nails (euro/industrial)
    No Really, We’re Eeeeevil (teen Goth band)
    No Really, We’re Sad (alternative teen Goth band)
    Not-So-Jolly-Roger because he’s on FIRE!
    Not Old Enough To Play In A Bar
    Obviously (me = super genius)
    Oden and the Mythmakers
    Olde Englifh Fpellerf
    Oleo
    On the Clock
    One Bad Apple
    One Eye Open
    One Eyed Oden
    One Off
    Only Looking
    Open Source (musical notation published in liner notes)
    Our Can Saw
    Our Kansas
    Overclocked
    Paige Against the Machine (fronted by Paige or Jennifer)
    Painting A Blank
    Parroty (parodies of Jimmy Buffet songs)
    Pat Riot
    Personal Blend
    Personal Blender
    Personal Space
    PETA
    Petatara
    Phone
    Pig Lee
    Piggly Wiggly
    Planning on Moving Out of Dad’s Basement Any Day Now
    PlayThatFunkyMusicWhiteBoy, Inc.
    Please Don’t Trade My Music On Line, but Do You Have The New Track From The White Stripes I Could Borrow?
    Please Hold
    Please Leave a Message
    Point Blanc
    Polkadelic (tripp/polka)
    PolkaStinks (self aware polka band)
    Poo Fighters (Fronted by a monkey)
    Poo Flingers (I digress. Don’t really use that one.)
    Post Nasal Drip
    PreviewPost
    Procrastinate Now!
    Pronounced
    Public Blender
    Public Blender Enemy
    Punkadelic (tripp/punk)
    Put Your Hands Together For
    QuadProcBox
    Quantum Aerobics
    Quantum Aquatics
    Quantum Astrophysics
    Quantum Eclectic Company
    Quantum Electric
    Quantum Electric Company
    Quartz Movement
    Radar Detector
    Radical Centrism
    Rage Against the Java Virtual Machine
    Rage Against the Submarine (low level sonar protest band)
    Rage Against the Virtual Machine
    Rank Amateurs
    Ready and Willing to Sell Out
    Really Big in Kokomo, Indiana
    Reference Me
    Renounced
    Rent Treznor
    Revenue Stream of Consciousness
    RinseRatherRepeat
    Risky Monkey Business
    Rockadelic
    Rocket
    ROTFLMAO (political band)
    Rox In My Poket
    Screen Saver
    Seal Phone
    Second Income
    Second String
    Second String Cheese Incident
    Sell Silberstein (Runny Babbitt tribute band)
    Self Referential
    Sell Phone
    Senate Page
    Seven Brides for Seven Doctors (seven piece 20 something girl band)
    Six Point Type
    Skasational
    Ski-Mask and Handgun
    Skull Flamers
    Skullica
    Skulls, Flames, Etc.
    Skulls/Flames, Inc.
    Sneaky Pete and the EULAs
    Soccer Moms
    Soda
    Soda Jerks
    Soft-spoken Banshee (enya knockoff)
    Somnambulism
    Sound Bakery
    Sourdough
    Spamhaters
    Speaking of Moe
    Sports Hernia
    Spreeken Ze?
    Star Trek Observers
    State of Confusion
    Steal This Album
    Steal This Cassette Tape
    Steal This Compact Disc
    Steal This Digital Video Disk Box Set
    Steal This Eight Track
    Stella and the Groove Backs
    Sticks
    Still Can’t Decide
    Stream of Unconsciousness
    Stuck with the Shriners
    Sugar Dada (Post-World-War-I protest band)
    Superfluous D
    Superfluous D and the Industry Certified Professionals
    Susie
    Sweepstakes Breakdown
    Talented but not Clever
    Tangster (Orange flavored rap)
    Tapioca (Me = genius)
    TCP and the Protocols
    Teamsters
    Tear a Knot
    Tenacious Record Label Inquiries
    Terminate and Stay Resident
    Text Message Drama
    The 2005s (One really good single, three albums full of songs)
    The Account Engineers
    The Apple Computer Band
    The Bamd
    The Bands
    The Beef Manhattan Project
    The Beef Manhattan Transfer Project
    The Beef Manhattan Transfer Project Steamroller
    The Bionic Apple
    The Car
    The Cars Breakdown (bluegrass “the Cars” cover band)
    The Chicago Bulls Band
    The Chili Pits
    The Colonials
    The Computer Associates Plano Accounting Department Five
    The Consummate Professionals
    The Etcetera
    The Exchange
    The Fat Cat Gumbo Band
    The Flames
    The Flaming Skulls
    The Foo Peaceful Co-Existors (did I mention this one?)
    The Foo Peaceful Co-Existors (I am so serious about this one. Use it.)
    The Foo Peaceful Co-Existors (No really – Go with this one.)
    The Foot
    The Forbidden Dance
    The Ghost Rider Four (remember Ghost Rider?)
    The Guitar Whisperers
    The Inside Jokes
    The Isms
    The Kings of Spain (Moxy Fruvious tribute band)
    The Lap Band
    The Lap Band Band
    The Man
    The Misnamed
    The Misnamed Trio (actual trio)
    The Monkey
    The Moo (The Who parody band)
    The Moo Cows
    The New Hampshirians
    The New Mexicans
    The New Pork Spock Exchange
    The New York Sock Exchange
    The New York Stock Exchange
    The Newt
    The Nitty Gritty Wiki Band (all of their lyrics are contributed/edited by anonymous internet users)
    The Nobel Peace Prize Candidates
    The Nude Dork Clock Exchange
    The Opposition
    The Original Roy Orbison Tribute Band (modern contemporary adult soft hits)
    The Original Unoriginal (in case that last one is already taken)
    The Portuguese Inquisition
    The Products of Broken Homes (Goth/death metal)
    The Project Managers
    The Quarrelsome Four
    The Quick Brown Fox
    The Recommended
    The Resident
    The Salon Quartet (barbershops are so 1992)
    The Self Referential what References Itself at Midnight
    The Skulls
    The Soccer Moms
    The Spelers
    The Sticks
    The String Cheese Precedent
    The Terranauts
    The Terrell Owens Band (if your name was Terrell Owens and you needed a new gig)
    The Texters
    The Unspoken Word
    The Vague
    The Vice Presidents of the United States of America (power quartet)
    The Whom
    The Yogurt Culture Club
    Third Strike
    This Is He
    This isn’t on my resume.
    This Month’s RCA Revenue Stream
    This Year’s RCA Revenue Stream
    Thomas Jefferson Hydroplane
    Three Strikes
    Time Without Responsibility
    Tiny Tina and the Big Fat Ugly Jerks
    To Whom it May Concern:
    Toilet Seat Leaver Uppers
    Too Cool for the Marching Band
    Too Much Makeup (boy band)
    Topeka (idea for Chicago/Kansas tribute band name)
    Tragically Clothed Women (BareNakedLadies tribute band)
    Train(s)
    Treble is my middle name
    Tri-Talk Radio
    Tri County Area
    Triple Hex (erotic wiccan music)
    Tripping on Sunshine (bluegrass revival)
    Try Talk Radio
    Two Page Cover Letter
    U5 (Fronted by Bobo and the Wedge)
    Undernamed
    Understated
    Unimpressed
    Unknown Contributors
    Unoriginal (any cover band)
    Unradical
    Unsung
    Up2Date (boy band)
    Vague
    Vail Holla
    Veranda
    Verse Chorus Verse
    Verses
    Vicarious
    Victrola Puritan
    Vs.
    Waiting for Sponsorship
    Warren and the Bull Markets
    Waste
    Water Fall Design Theory
    We’re (spelengs not my fourtay)
    We’re Creative Enough to Write Songs but not a Fitting Name?
    We’re the only ones who get that joke
    We’ve Come Empty Circle (teen angst band)
    We Never Really Had Much of an Edge
    We should write a song about that thing on Lost
    We skate better than we play
    Were Getting the Band Back Together
    Were not sure how we sound because our drummer can’t take it easy when we practice
    What idiot scheduled a morning gig?
    What Is Foo And Why Are We Fighting It?
    Where We Went Wrong (WWWW or UUUUUUUU)
    Whirled Theatre
    White Eyed Susan
    Whiteboard
    Wiggs
    Wishing for Fish
    Wishing I hadn’t hit Send
    Witty American Pop Culture Reference
    Wondering What’s Next
    WonTonNightmare
    Yeah (boy band)
    Yeah, I’m in a band.
    ZipCode

    Many of these would also make good album or song titles. Use them in good health.

    Karl

  119. howz about

    death consumers
    crack lickers!!!!
    biscut ass
    cock biscuts
    deamon willys
    pink handgun
    return of the biscut
    mini chedders(the dark side of the cracker)

  120. My fav was ‘mini cheddars (the dark side of the cracker)’ – cracked me up!

    here are a few of mine;

    look at your reflection
    money pennies
    rid monogamy
    the narcissisms
    humga tan
    narcisstic rulers
    bugger roos
    scary mary
    spit roast
    fluid ejectors
    KMAF (kiss my ass fatso’s)
    dewly lomo

  121. i have a name of a band but its copywrited…
    …Droplets of Blood! remmeber that name…. …next time u’ll see it is ont the album records!

  122. email me coz ima billy and have no friends. i need a nme for my band the only person inti is me and i have a big nose, something along the lines of cocknose

  123. Rock on biatches

    The Vintages
    Phillip’s Memory
    Watching My Cure
    Dandelion Frenzy
    Mainboard
    The Feals
    Poker Strap County
    The Gentlemen Alliance
    Queens of Psalm (pronounced salm)
    Razorblade Ink
    Quell The Gang Fight
    View From Hell
    Naru (means “becoming” in japanese)
    Danger in Marciano

  124. here are some okay names:

    the mayhem project

    gone down critical

    imperfect dark
    ( thats my current bands name DONT STEAL OR ILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND SLIT YOUR FUCKING THROATS)

  125. Hey pplz,

    dont post shitty names like u have been usually…they are crap and suck the cock. Although i have thought of many names myself i believe you ppl should think of ur own band names so i will only give you hints. Band names usually contain an adjective(describing word) then a word that ur first word will describe. Try using words like the below

    Vague
    Idle
    Faith
    Fear
    Mental
    Asylum
    Combustable
    Renounced
    Vintage

  126. wicked
    lost
    sic
    souless
    pointless
    headcase
    dead/broken? dream
    crusher
    lifeless
    edge
    no way out
    switch
    on the run
    fear
    pointblank
    without a trace
    freak show
    drain
    deepcut

  127. hi guys i have a good one but my friends think it stupid but i need to find a good band name plz thanks peace

  128. I need a name for a 5 piece band(no “5” band names please). Four boys, one girl…Kind of a drums/bass band…..blues/rock/punk inspired. Thanks

  129. here are some names my band had left over after we finally decided on a name:

    Phoenix Theory
    Deafening Silence
    Hard Attack
    WraithWrath
    Razorbed

    wraithwrath was our next choice…maybe we will make it a song name.

  130. here are a few, me and my punk band have thought of a few names and we already found one but here are some extras that we had. hope you guys come to out shows!!

    Confusion
    Horoscopes
    Unwanted
    Handicapp
    Purple Nurple
    Rebel Yell
    Mint Breath
    Mistakes
    On Purpase
    Regrets
    Unknown
    Happy Nation
    Dirt Roads
    Files
    Lamp Shade
    Heat Rises
    Dog Fight
    Funny Face
    Sallow Me
    Rocking Away
    Running with Fear
    Mocking Nerds
    Mornfull Hags
    Monday Morning
    Graham Crackers
    Red Fence
    Wrong Way
    Dead End
    Chemical Explosion
    Counting Down
    Cover Up
    G-Unit
    Play Me
    Powder House
    Cannon Man
    10 Pound Parots
    Horrible Sight
    The Unseen One
    Tricky Eye
    Problem Head
    Suicide
    AID Danger
    Moms Car
    Ship Wreck
    Home Wrecker
    Monty Nation
    Python Nation
    Nation Invasion
    The Cancerous Bananas
    Cancer Patient
    Naughty Island
    Needy Street
    Buy Me
    Wash Me
    Auto Scrubber
    Tiny Voices
    Secret Mansion
    Scottish Nazis
    Nazi Nation
    Red Container
    Mob Bangers
    Apple Killers
    Blair Fairs
    Cookie Monster
    Beat a Rug
    Wood Palace
    Propaine
    Gastic Acid
    Chainsaw
    Dad said,”@#%^!%^”
    Kinda Kreepy
    Skeleton Bones
    King Kabin
    Canables
    Razor
    Mason Jars
    Nit Wit
    Dumb Smuck
    Naked Cherries
    Rotten Grapes
    Bad Year
    Mad Men
    Closer
    Illusion Man
    My Illusions
    Nightmares
    Morning Birds
    Southern Lakes
    Pixie Stix
    Water Bubbles
    Dogg Watch
    Cat Nap
    Lead Tips
    Toggle Along
    Turn Overs
    Dissed By Her
    Put Down
    Living for Nothing
    Lock Down
    Locked In
    Locked Up
    Looking Beyond
    Beyond the Future
    Been There, Done That
    More Notes
    Laziness
    Couch Potatoe
    Stick Figures
    Peak Sneak
    and there are alot more but im to lazy to name.

  131. ok i need a band name that people will remember centuries from now sumthing that sounds positively legendary and pure god-like and regal but the problem is it needs to short and simple 1 or 2 words also here are a few ideas 4 other people and i have no idea how many bands if ne have these names but w/e
    Valhalla
    Valkrie
    Icarus
    The Rowdies
    The Hectics
    Pink Palace in the Black Forest(4 those more flamboyant bands)
    Aurora
    Xile
    Sojourn
    Voyager
    Sons of Glory
    Twilight Steel
    Sunriders
    Midnight Stallions

  132. For years, naming fictitional bands has been a constant source of amusement for myself and my drinking mates!! Here’s some of our favorites, for what it’s worth!!!:

    The Pro Teens
    Ho Billy
    Farmer Tan (actually in use!)
    Nine Inch Dicks
    Sons of the Flying Bitches
    Shit Fly
    Tube of Moo
    We Suck!
    Cowtown Commandos
    Goobersmoochers
    Guided by Beer
    Wiener Police
    City Gubmint
    The Testa-cools (obviosly a young boy’s band!)
    Sidewalk Gum
    Pissina Doorway
    Hood Rats
    Homie has 2 Mommies
    Fun Goo
    Droppin’ off a Leper
    Spooge
    Clean Wholesome Refuse
    Dumpster Juice (This is was a real band I liked!!)

  133. Hey heres some good names:

    Pocket Tens

    Diarreah Explosion

    Gaping Anus

    Powder

    Virus

    Maleficent Plague

    Mission Accomplished

    Domino

    Dominion

    Prepossesing Superiorness

    The Impractical Lunatics

    Annillhation

    The Non-conformist Outfit (lol goths and their little outfits)
    and

    Genuflect

  134. hey i need a band name.all dudes umm califonian we play smashing pumkins,and emo type music if u can help me out thatl b kwl and we already got a recording studio soo ill like send who ever gives me the best name some free concert tickets and shirts n shit but please help me cause i have no name 2 put on the shirts!!!!!!!!

  135. I’ve got thousands! I’ve been doing my own made-up chart since 1980! :
    BRIGADE CRIMINALLE, TWINS NATALIA, THE CARCRASH SET, OUR DAY OUT WALKING, MARRIED TO MYSELF, THE MOVIE STILLS, SILHOUETTE OF CAPRI, SINGER’S HAMPSTEAD HOME, GLOSSY MAGAZINES, COLOUR SUPPLEMENT, YESTERDAY’S GLOW, ATTEMPT AT VANITY, CAUGHT ON CAMERA, GLASS MEMORIAL, SENSATION BLANC, GLAM JAPAN, UPGRADING MYSELF, X-MODEL, DELICATE COLLIDES, STARK MEMOIR, TRACEY TRANSISTOR, CHAMPAGNE URBANA, APOLLO CREED, MORE NEU NOISE, I LOVE MINIMAL, VENUS BEAUTE, DURING TWILIGHT HOUSE… and some mad ones :
    PENIS WATER FEATURE, JOINED AT THE, CRIBBIN’S PRALINE, THE GREEN SPUNGEN, MY CAFFETA, DISTENDED PENIS…

  136. TAKING THE NIGHT TRAIN, THE DEUTSCHE OPER, DEGREES OF DANCE, THE LATEST FASIONS, FRENCH LOOK, STILL TIME, MACHINE EMOTION, PULL THE PUPPER STRINGS, THE ERRATA FAMILY, ICONIC SMILES, TOMORROW’S IDOLS, THE CITY THAT NEVER SLEEPS, A CHANCE REMARK, IMAGE FATAL, OUR GLORIOUS FUTURE, OUTFITTERS, CRADO HIDEAWAY, BERLIN WEDDING, BLAISES, OK SOLAR, HER HURT, LIST OF RENDEZVOUS, BERKELEY SQUARE, SYBARITE LIFE, THEMATICS, COMPLICATED MEMORIES, THE MODEL POSES, NO TELEPHONE, VOLTS THROUGH US, THE ROMANTIC NOTION, RIVE GAUCHE, ISOLATION PARTY, THE SPHINX BORDELLO, ZONEZ, HOTEL COMPLEX, LIVING IN 1983, PASSENGER PLANES, REMOTE VIEWERS, GOSSIP-MAKING MUSIC, UNE CERTAINE ELEGANCE, CRACKED ACTOR, PSYLON INTERCEPTOR, MY LATEST COLLECTION, THE GREY 1947, JUST DON’T LEAVE, SPECIAL PATROL GROUP, SYNTH WOMEN, PIANO LEITMOTIF, IN ASPEN, FORGOTTEN PATHWAY, AS MERCENARIES, FROM FILM F…

  137. …and more mad ones! :
    SPITIT, BUBONIC PL, CHANGED GENDER GEESE, HAMBLE SPUNK, ELEPHANT TRUN, CHICK CORNEA, HUGE GASTRICK, BARRY SNAIL, CHEESEY SPLASH, HOOBAP CRUPE, ILLIN’ PENCIL, PANCREAS IN MOTION, PLASTIC SUGARY, PATE AND THE MEATUS, CARROT INITIATION CEREMONY, BLAKEY!, GERBIL McGOURD.

  138. Sorry, my typing is awful, a couple of typos. These should have been: PULL THE PUPPET STRINGS, DURING TWILIGHT HOURS! Bands… please help yourselves!

  139. if steve has some bands on…… then so will i….
    so here goes…..bon voyage… aviquipo….. shelly tape… pierce hockley….strokeless ef..state of art….satnam freaky dancing (with maracas)….baroona….gris…nimrita says hii!!…. im bau schlagen….never!…..pleasure palace…mink polene…&….toys and games…..bedroom walls….deadlier than the male…. dj jennytalia….monsieur lagerfeld…vena cava…..punnet square….feed my pupa…..come home soon sharan….z**t……zbqw…you are elefant

  140. im in a serious band and i need a name we play rock heavy rock and crap k some one tell me i like blink182 and oldies k help!!

  141. Hey. There was a band called The Rhythm Method and they rocked the Ohio Valley outta Athens, Ohio (Ohio University) circa 1987-89; sometime ’round in there. Joe Kafka warmed up for ’em a few times. True dat. You can see some RM/Joe band flyers and other mischief on the Joe site. And: slabs of free mp3s.

    “Existence before Essence!”

  142. i need a band name a good rock band name with one or 2 words that are not gothic or emo or really stupid i want a decent classic rock band name cause me and my band are doing good so far and we are going to get a record deal soon and we need a name email me with some at sk8er4_lyfe14@hotmail.com

  143. gerbil case, fluffy chainsaaw, phsyco ward, condemed hole of the squishy hyena, Fractured Baby of the Snapped Origin, unwanted tragdedy, forgotten traditions

  144. this site is absoloutely terrible!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! whoever invented it has way too much time.u prik

  145. not sure if these exist or not…

    Cuntension

    Nipplegrease

    Cellfoam

    Brainscam

    Scabdiet

    Lucyfur

    Snatchstick

    Gropehead

  146. i was thinking of forming a piano rock group. i was thinking of:

    Uncouth

    Token

    Toker

    Midnite Joker

    Joke’s Up

    Blue Blood

    Fist

    Vision

    Flash

    New Year

    New October

    The China Cure

    Soup

    Hot Soup

    Souped

    Stoke(d)(r)

    Midnite Stoker

    Pepper

    Paprika

    Make Believe

    Tumble

    Mumble

    Jumble

    Entish

    Hapless

    Head to the Wall

    Midnite Spires

    Spire

    Spokes

    Wheels

    The Voices

    Shine

    Splint

    Splinter

    Polyester

    The Naked/Nude Cellists (I’m also a cellist :P)

    Nude/Naked

    Undress

    Duress

    911

    Wahoo

    Boo

    Jeepers

    S.O.S.

    Tonite

    Amok

    Shenanigans

    Oddball

    The Michaelangeloes

    Michaelangelo (my name :D)

    I came up with most of these on the spot. Tell me which ones you like (and if you’re bored enough, whether they’ve been used already or copyrighted). I’d really appreciate it even though I’m not even sure if I can form a band or have enough inspiration or music-writing skills to be in a rock band (I’ve only done classical).

    Thanks

  147. Here are some worthy bandnames for you fucks:

    Digital Serenade
    Static Dream
    Paradise in a jar
    Victory is Venom
    Silence in Bedlam
    and thats it…

  148. HELP ME PLS
    i made a band of 2 girls and 3 boys
    me play rock/screamo/emo/punk
    and we want a name
    pls help us
    asap

  149. how about

    death defied

    danger zone

    danger cream

    death cream

    gia monster (play on gila monster, a type of lizard)

    gila monster

    fabtastic

    the phantom five

    dream cream

    the cream(ery) crashers

    the creamery coeds

    the cash

    the weary cashiers

    bagboy

    crash

    slash

    splash

    gash

    bash

    hash

    clean oscar

    orck

    stream

    the stream

    the wetbeds

    burn

    swamp(ed)

    starlite assassins

    the starlite

    the starlite diners

    the horn(s)

    the berliners

    slink

    sly tooth

    fang

    sly fang

    lock

    the mockery

    the mockingbirds

    the microbes

    the infection

    the cream

    sling bean

    the fling

    the sling

    the slang

    infectious

    the rabid ruffians

    the were-punks

    ruffian

    ruffians

    white russian

    firebelly

    firejelly

    firesmelly

    smelly jelly

    stinky joe

    blow

    grow

    happy sorrow (kind of nonsensical)

    snow

    test icicle

    fire-axis

    the axis of good

    the axis of punk or rock or emo or whatever

    axis

    aye(aye)

    axe

    axes

    axer

    undone

    apart

    trip

    skip

    pristine

    tsi-tsi

    the midnite sleepers

    the sleepers

    sleeper

    flock

    clock

    porridge

    cereal

    alco

    grin

    grinch

    grim

    grime

    the meatballheads

    the meatball eaters

    the bore

    the coolerthanyous

    the coolerthans

    the effervescence

    effervescent

    the maedchen (girl in german)

    jung (young)

    frei (free)

    kaffee (coffee)

    polly

    polly wanna dance

    drugs

    don’t

    nono

    gogo

    the dreamy lepers

    leopard

    the leopard

    wistful thinking

    wist

    wishful thinking

    skin

    skintight

    loose

    the loser-winners

    the winner-losers

    the grip

    the grasp

    kingfisher

    king-fisher

    the kingfishers

    the king-fishers

    wind waker/the wind-wakers

    c/krystal

    fool’s silhouette

    silhouette(s)

    invisible silhouette(s)

    the hopeless fools

    yonder

    blue bell/hell

    fall

    midnite dream(ers)

    beast

    yeast

    never

    moment

    never mind

    mind never

    forever mind

    forever

    the forest five

    the five

    high five

    forest five

    up high, down low, too slow/take it slow

    low five

    forsake/forsaken

    i’m here

    fool’s ship

    leafy

    leaf

    dain bramaged

    scrunk

    runk

    emonk

    monk

    k’mon/c’mon

    yeah yeah

    the yeah-yeah’s

    rise(n)

    scream on

    screamonk

    the barbarians

    the barbarism

    the bar destroyers

    the brawlers

    the midnite brawlers

    brawl(er)

    sock it to me

    boy’s mama

    rock me

    punk’d by the village idiot

    bozo

    the bumblebees or bumblebee or bumble

    the brambles or bramble

    the ramblers or ramble or rambler

    midnite wanderers or wanderer or the wanderers

    branch

    the deth slayers (play on words, the people who slay death)

    keep it slow / keep it low

    nunzilla

    gunzilla

    midnite guns

    raphael

    the midnite yawpers

    yawp

    barbaric yawps (taken from walt whitman, so not sure if it’s copyrighted)

    tell me what you think of them and if any of them sound cool to you. some of them are probably already taken. i also found out i like the word “midnite” for some reason. anyway i think i’ve wasted enough of my time.

  150. these are bands i’m in the process of starting (and have been for many years)

    the shag haired villains – actually from shakespeare
    baby in a handbag – cos who’s not gonna come see that
    sausage of the week
    silky butter – a hip hop collective
    ralph and the stampeding penises

  151. breath of fire
    fire-breath
    seeds
    eucalyptus
    platypus
    rubix
    breathe
    juice
    two face
    snake
    snake eyes
    dunno
    moustashio
    nameless
    [insert cool band name here]

    (just throwing random shit out there)

  152. Victims of Murder
    Vengeance of the Broken-Hearted
    The Unwanted
    Final Condensation
    Three Guys and a Dream
    Fade to Black
    Spirits of the Undead
    Under the Covers
    Up on the Tube Top
    Sing me to Sleep
    Forgive and Regret
    Stories Untold
    There’s a Lesson to be Learned
    Visions of a Better Hell
    Union of Us and A Song for You
    Never Let Go
    When Worlds Collide
    Grievence in Solid Form
    E = MC Scared
    Method to my Madness
    Error of my Ways
    Reverse Effect
    Do I Have to Sing it Out for You?
    Leading Losers
    Mistaken
    Fine Tuning
    SOS Save our Shit
    Solder my Heart, Glue Together my Broken Soul

    All made up. Sorry if some exist, I just took them off the top of my head.

  153. Here’s some more:

    Redemption is Key
    Don’t Bring me Down
    It’s Not You, It’s Me
    Suicide Tactics
    Heartbreaker Depot
    How May I Help You?
    Homicide on Aisle Six
    Weapon of Mass Destruction
    Let Me Get to You
    Damage Control

  154. Will the world ever run out of decent song titles? All of my made-up bands have songs now, and sleeve designs too. I never did want a normal life…

  155. …i.e:
    In Aspen – ‘Drive Away From Rainclouds’
    The Finland Station – ‘Cars Pass Me In The Rain’
    Silhouette Of capri – ‘She’s So Famous Now’
    No Telephone – ‘We Now Realise (The World Is Round)’
    French Look – ‘That Riviera Touch’
    The Crying Boys – ‘Eyes! Lies! Surprise!’
    The Latest Fashions – ‘I Will Never Smile’
    Illusioned Optique – ‘Moving Towards The Stateline’
    Veronica & The Electrix – ‘Self Possessed’
    The Movie Stills – ‘The Summer Is An Echo Now’
    Spy Drones – ‘Tollen’

  156. Let’s try and cover all the types of band names:

    Verb Number
    Noun Number
    Adjective Noun
    Adjective Present Participle
    The Nouns
    Past Participle of Noun
    Noun’s Noun
    ACRONYM
    Jesus Noun
    Nouns of Death
    Portmanteau
    Clever Misspelling
    The Cleverly Misspelled Nouns
    Proper Noun and the Nouns
    Present Participle Noun(s)
    Proper Noun’s Parenthetical Phrase Band
    Nouns of Ominous Noun

  157. here are a few good band names

    >king
    >crimanal break
    >cop itch
    >internal intruders

    just take band names that you’ve heard or seen and change it a little bit or use the same kind of idea

  158. 1 (5) French Look – ‘That Riviera Touch’
    2 (1) In Aspen – ‘Drive Away From Rainclouds’
    3 (8) Illusioned Optique – ‘Moving Towards The Stateline’
    4 (-) Machine Emotion – ‘The Glare (From The Lens)’
    5 (4) No Telephone – ‘We Now Realise (The World Is Round)’
    6 (2) The Finland Station – ‘Cars Pass Me In The Rain’
    7 (3) Silhouette Of Capri – ‘She’s So Famous Now’
    8 (7) The Latest Fashions – ‘I Will Never Smile’
    9 (-) The Glamour Chase – ‘I Love All This Money’
    10 (9) Veronica & The Electrix – ‘Self Possessed’

  159. alright, we rly are in desperate need of a name super badly
    we’re like a greenday meets ac/dc with a tint of metal i know, strange but ud have to hear us and thts the best way to describe us, we need a short, simple and straight to the point kinda name, so heres wat we’ve come up w/ before…which every one of our friends denied

    -point zero
    -pitch black
    -genesis theory
    -the neglected (we’re currently using this one)

    personally i think point zero and pitch black are amazing names, if ne one wants to use them feel free…if ne one has ne suggestions for names…..NO DEATH thnx a ton guys

  160. I neeed a band name my old band wasn’t doing anything and were probably not going to do anything! My old bands name was Bellanora. Meaning beautiful light. I need a new band name for a band with one girl(myself) and one guy(my friend) were almost like the White Stripes with no drummer. and we’re alternitave/punk/art/indie rock. please help! πŸ˜€

  161. Hey guys,

    I need a punk/alternative band name. I have made two really good ones, and found out there are already bands called them :*[. We have 4 boys and one girl. Punk/Alternative. Please HELP. I need your brilliant skills.

    Cheers SPAZ

  162. Ok, I’m not all that creative but I’ve got:

    -The Screaming Angels
    -Crying Death
    -Lucidity
    -Blood Pilot
    -Hyperactive Dolls
    -Postcards From Hell
    -Dumped (for all those emo times..)
    -Shades of White
    -Musik Patrol
    -Love The Tragedy

    …errrr lol I quite enjoy making these up, even if they are very uncreative. Maybe I’ll be back.

  163. this sight is pretty cool…but our band name is rip off reality…and we dont like it that much…so yeah if you can think of a metalish/rock band name…post it on here

  164. hey ya! i need a name 4 my band, its punk rock, some green day, blink 182, MCR, good charlotte style.

    THANX

  165. One for all you young ones… always wanted to use this but I think I’m too old now lol……Urban Rabble

  166. Uhm.

    Yeah the first ones are pretty cool, but toward the end they turned into complete shit.

    Papa boner?
    Anal Fishing?

    What the fuck are up with all your “poopie” jokes for names. Immature sobs.

  167. third eye blind is THE BEST name i think but its already taken by the band third eye blind

  168. Ok my bands been going for awhile now, we switched from aferthought-remission to metallurga; but now we wish to switch again to give it more flare.Were all in are teens and were a black/death/metal rock band that includes a frikin sweet keyboredist(me ^.^).If any1 has some good suggestions please email me.

  169. meh never mind we got 1, facing the flame. i got a great solo already 4 a song called lake of fire and facing the fires of hell :P.

  170. okay are band is DESPRATE!! seriously we dont have a name for are band and we have a gig soon!! please someone think of a good name for us!! were in real need!! thanks

  171. oh yeah and are band is like Punk/Emo/Rock so yeah.

    Please help are band, we really really need a name!

    THANKS

  172. “Alcoholocaust” sounds cool but i just think tht coz ma brothers in a band called that
    i also think “codename Anicrusis” is cool
    xxxxxxx

  173. A few more names, should anyone desire ’em:
    Fhlosten Paradise
    Carbide Lights
    The Diadems
    River Blindness (kinda 80’s, and the 80’s is back yeh?)
    Juggernaut Blues
    Eyes Look Away
    The Motel Club
    Sparkling Cyanide
    The Tenements
    The Mistress
    Go and use ’em. Release some limited edition hand numbered 7″s before coming massively famous. And have fun on the way! You can do it!

  174. kayt&tommy&tyler&lily

    you should call yourselvels …my only love sprung from my only hate!!

  175. We Need A Band Name Quick >We want 1 with 1 word and we need it quick .we put ourselves up for a gig but we got no name { its in 2 weeks

  176. HELLO THIS IS SCARY I HAVENT ANY PARENTS NOT. BUT IM OK IM VERY POOR AND SMELLY I WANT A TEDDY AND A HOME PLEASE SEND ME SOME MONEY BUT I HAVE NO HOME FOR U TO SEND IT TO ME I STOLE DIS COMPUPPER . i WENT TO SCHOOL FOR A WEEK SO I NO HOW TO SPELL ND REED .I MADE A COOL BAND AND HAVE A CD PLEASE BUY IT I FORGET THE NAME OF IT NOW BUT ILL TELL U LATER . IF U DONT BUY IT ILL HUNT U DOWN I NO WERE U LIVE

  177. i really need a drink and a name 4 my band de only ting is i never went 2 skool so i dont no mutch tings i need a name 4 my band pleese hlp me can u post it down 4 me and a drink with it if u dont mind

  178. The Royals
    Sydney Siders
    Flamingo Fancy
    Death By Daisies
    Virgin And The Suicides
    Darlings Of London
    Noises After Never
    Spanish Samurai
    Quelle Heure (pronounced kell-er, French for “What time”)
    Dai Kirai (pronounced Die-kirai, meaning “strongly hate” in Japanese”)

  179. by the way, feel free to use them, message me if your going to, if you can be bothered.

  180. My son would like to call his band Anarki is that name already taken please write back soon

  181. here is a good band name that uses a very funny mans name in it. Jerry has no Seinfeld. The perfect name for a band that just wants to play around at local venues.

  182. Brandish

    Hormesis

    indubitable

    The Chocolate Factories

    therapists

    Thank you Sean Connery

    Occam’s Safety Razors

    countercurrent

    legacy devices

    Krimnelement

    Morning Napalm

    Intensive Purposes

  183. Dudes, some people are actually serious about getting a band name. I had to come up with my own (no thanks to any of you). If you are seriously looking for a name for a serious band, here are some actual names. If you want more, email me. Just give a description of the band you’re making. Go Miss Paranoid!

    Decent examples
    Ice Blue
    Afterthought (already taken by me)
    7:21
    Silver Tears

  184. BTW, if any of u can’t think of something someone can actually use, just stay off the dang site.

  185. 911 was taken by a really crappy british boyband sadly

    I myself am starting a band. When I asked some people for name suggestions they said ‘Granny Smith and the English Cox Apples of the Apocalypse’

    Strange bunch my friends!

  186. N/A i think your band name should B something like the bathroom daddies. LOL just kidding.

  187. I’m in 2 local rock bands. My cover band High Society, and an all girl original band. Trying to come up with a name that doesn’t shout ALL CHICK BAND. A name that any band could use.

    Help!
    We are leaning towards Taboo, but it’s still up in the air.
    Here are some ideas I had….

    No Mans Band

    Spanky

  188. Upcyedown

    unholy omega

    wickedgodspit

    unpredictable

    superflip

    threextwopointedstar

    whenuwere

    dottedforskin

    detachableclitring(for girl metal band)

    rubbersickness

    blowupwards

  189. ACCESSORIES

    ABSENT FRIENDS

    ADVENTURES IN CLUBLAND

    AIR BALLOON ROAD

    THE ART FILM

    APARTMENT LIFE

    ATTEMPT AT VANITY

    AUTONS

    ATARI ROBOT

    ARROGANCE

    THE BLACK ICE

    BRIGADE CRIMINALLE

    BLANK METAPHORS

    BUENOS AIRES

    CAFE UNDERGROUND

    CARCRASH SET

    CHROME FRAME

    CLUB DECAY

    CAR IN THE DRIVEWAY

    CITY SKYSCRAPERS

    THE COMING STORM

    COCKTAIL MUSIC

    CURIOUS COUPLES

    DIAL 9

    DELICATE COLLIDES

    DOMINATRIX

    DISRUPTION DTC (DUE TO CONSTRUCTION)

    DELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR

    EDENITES

    ENGLISH TEARS

    ETIQUETTE SCHOOL

    THE FADED DRESS

    FASCINATING

    FRACTURED FUTURE

    THE FLY OVERS

    GAMES TO AVOID

    GLACIER STARE

    GLAM JAPAN

    GLASS MEMORIAL

    HEROES

    HIGH MAINTENANCE GIRLFRIEND

    INFANTRY ENSEMBLE

    INSECT CHILDREN

    IONISE HER

    I LOVE MINIMAL

    JAMES BONDAGE

    KINGS OF CONCRETE

    THE LATEST ART CRAZE

    LAYERED VOICE

    LAUGHING DEAD

    LOCAL AUDIUM

    LE NOUVEAUX RICHES

    THE MAINS

    MAN & WIFE

    THE MOTEL CLUB

    MORE NEU NOIZE

    MARRIED TO MYSELF

    MYSTERY LANGUAGE

    MISSING ITINERARIES

    THE MOVIE STILLS

    MECHANICAL DANCING

    NOIR CABERET

    NEW SCREAM

    PERCOLATIONS

    PERPETUAL SUNSHINE

    PAN EUROPEANS

    PERFECT INTRODUCTIONS

    PHOTOGRAPHS – MEMORIES

    PROCESSION

    PIANO LEITMOTIF

    PROGRAM

    PROVENCE

    THE PLACERS

    PPFP

    RAILWAY SIDINGS

    RANDOM PUBLIC

    RODEO TOWN

    RAISING GLASSES

    STILL LIVING OUT THE CAR CRASH

    SENSATION BLANC

    SEDUCTION IN HEAVEN

    SPOTLIGHT ON ME

    SPY DRONES

    STATION WAITING ROOM

    STRUT

    SUPERFICIAL ROMANCE

    SISYPHEAN TASKS

    THAT WHOLE ERA

    TALL SYCAMORES

    THOSE PASSIONATE LOVERS

    TOMORROW MOMENT

    TR35

    TWINS NATALIA

    UN TELEFON

    UPGRADING MYSELF

    VERONICA + THE ELECTRIX

    VALIUM M

    VIA THE VIADUCT

    WINDOW DRESSING

    WYOMING TONIGHT

    X-MODEL

  190. none of u probably r even smart enough to play an instrument, write music, or even figure out how to hum a tune

  191. Me and my friends have a gig in about 2 weeks
    we need a name for a hardcore/post hardcore/experimental band
    anything will work just something kinda deep
    thanxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

  192. All girls band:
    -Monthly Blood
    -The cockless wonders

    Any Band:
    -Violence solves everything
    -Wierdo in the park

  193. Hey! Me and my ppl are starting a punk.screamo.hardcore type band and i need your help for a name!! anything will work as long as it’s good and not cheesy so if you have one email me please, please. Thanx bunches!

  194. Scarlet Meridian
    No Tears 4 Boris
    The Blank
    The Deaf Twinkies
    The Burning Rail
    Churches Are Burning
    Benny And The Bengals
    Clear Skys Are Lost Forever
    Shift To The Now
    Whats With Them

  195. Late discovery
    Subliminal taste
    Forgetting daisy
    Faking a long life
    Be jealous
    Sorry you envy
    Going knowwhere
    Forgived and forgot
    causing heart aches
    1rst hand
    Not trying
    Subliminal death

  196. I get my band names by lokking through pictionary cards and mixing and matching words. I came Up w/ some funny, yet, weird ones:

    fuzzy reptile
    scratch pad
    desktop supermodels
    dry tank
    endless day
    pluck the power lines
    the oval office answering machine
    trailer park bathroom

    I had a bunch more, but i might use them for my band. If I come up with any more, i will post them

  197. okay i totally found this page randomly right now but my friend have a band called THE SHERPA UNION, and they don’t know this site exists
    WEIRD, no?

  198. lookin for a band name thats an oxymoron, but doesnt sound like a name a pothead takin a crap would say, so far im stickin with “Plan B” but i want somethin better

  199. okk…some of these band names on this web site suck..heres some i made up..i think there ok..::

    1.Death By Roses
    2.A Beautiful Tragade
    3.Physco Pathic Lovers
    4.Under Rated
    5.Theres Somethings Missing in this Death Scene
    6.The Judges of Love
    7.Wrong Turn on the way to Hell
    8.The Misunderstud

    i think these are ok.some can even be used as songs.hope you like them!!!!1111

  200. im in a band with 3 people and we play music like blink 182, green day, nirvana, stuff like that and we need a name.

  201. My favorites are A Frayed Knot, and for anyone who is into cover bands, The Grateful Dude.

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