Amazon is now taking preorders for Segway Human Transporters!!
Those things are real! And this March you’ll be seeing doctors, lawyers, and trendy internet punks screaming everywhere.
If you want one, it’ll set you back about five thousand American dollars. I’m not sure if that’s a good deal for a human technoscooter or not. Perhaps a stink should be raised on the topic of them being a monopoly.
Sadly, I feel I’m in the wrong environment for said scooter. If they can put skis on it for slushy swampy environments, I’d love one. Perfect for a tiny little town or campus.
But 5000$… I guess we’ll have to start up with X10 popups on AOV.