Windows XP: suddenly everything sucks.

I usually try to avoid posting links that are going to be on every other blog in the world. It makes me feel like a sheep.

This is one of those types of links, however, there is something that I found particularly amusing about this one.

Somebody is adbusting Microsoft’s Windows XP billboards in England. The ads originally said “Suddenly everything clicks.” – which is apparently in violation of AutoDesk’s trademark, but that’s another story.

Anyhow, the billboard is changed to say “Suddenly everything sucks.” Mildly amusing. However, what caught my eye was the pure joy and pride on the face of the woman at the bottom of the photo. That made me smile.

See the photo.

 

better late then never: The New Pornographers are good

Mass Romantic - good album cover
As is often the case, I have only now discovered something that was cool a year ago. In the music-journalist-speak the Canadian indie-rock Supergroup, The New Pornographers won a Juno for Best Alternative Album for their album Mass Romantic. Their name comes from a Jimmy Swaggart quote where he called music “the new pornography”.

I think maybe I should get some glossies done upThe band includes indie-queen Neko Case and Kurt Dahle of Age of Electric (best. band. ever.) and Limblifter and brother of Ryan Dahle, possibly Canada’s best rock guitarist (Bruce Cockburn is not a rock guitarist).

I heard the buzz about the band last year, but didn’t get around to checking them out. Then, this week, my hard-rocking-kidney-stone-passing friend, co-worker, and early technology adopter, iZak mentioned them as one of his favourite releases of the past few years. As he is a wise man in many respects, I took his advice, checked them out, and I can highly recommend The New Pornographers.

 

Armagetron: best game ever

My pod is fuscia
A strange phenomenon has been sapping valuable time from our lives at my office in the last week.

It’s called Armagetron. It’s an open source (freeware) arcade-style game that plays like a cross between the movie Tron (“Where love and escape do not compute.”), and the Snakes (aka Worms aka Nibbles) game that came with Microsoft QBasic back in the day.

All you need to know to enjoy the game is that ‘Z’ and ‘X’ are your left and right controls and that the closer you are to an opponents ‘wall’, the faster you will travel. Works well over a LAN – team play is a must. I have to, uh, go back to work now.

 

angsty rocker brings dignity to Coronation Street fan

You can't even tell them apartI am no longer embarrassed to admit that lately I have started watching Coronation Street. Why am I no longer afraid? It is because I have noticed that Thom Yorke (apparently) sneaks off tours, takes a stage name, and performs the role of Martin. This means Coronation Street is cool. Lets all watch it now and discuss it.

 

good web radio almost exists (thanks for nothing)

Last week I told a heart-warming story about my family trip Disney World and the resulting discovery of Bad Religion and interesting radio. I also ask for some advice: where can I find good web radio? What resulted was a great thread about music, but few answers to my question (thanks to those few).

LaunchCast screenshot
Failed by you, the reader, I set out to discover the truth myself. Where can I find good web radio? A few days later, I am pleased to report that Launch.com’s LAUNCHcast is a pretty good service.

The idea is brilliant. It works much like Amazon’s recommendations. Here is my synopsis of how their system works (in a bullet list to make it easier for your bite size brain to ingest – as digestion is too lofty a goal):

  • I tell LAUNCHCast that I like radiohead
  • LAUNCHcast knows that others who like radiohead also like Travis
  • It plays Travis for me with out ever being told explicitly
  • A new artist comes out that fans of music I currently listen to like, and it will play me the new artist

This simple concept is very powerful and overcomes the simple drawback of ‘on-demand’ media delivery – that you only find material you already know about (I’ve complained about this before).

In practical terms, the service has it’s flaws. It requires patience while it learns about your musical preferences. It takes a while for it to figure out that you know that you don’t like Mariah Carrey (btw, she it on my list of beautiful woman that are so skanky that they are not attractive – more on that later).

LAUNCHcast lets you rate song, album, and artist on a scale of 1 to 100. A rating above 50 means it will be more likely to be played. A rating of below 50 means it will be less likely to be played.

There is a nice ‘never play this again’ feature that stops the current songs, skips to the next and remembers never to play that piece again. This feature is particularly important for the first few days you use LAUNCHcast, as it will guess wrong a fair amount until it has more data about your musical preferences. I had to go through the Launch.com Top 100 and tell it that I hated most of the artists. This improved my playlist dramatically.

Another cool feature, LaunchCast asks “How much new music would you like to discover?”. Choose a low rating and it will play only music you have explicitly told it you like. Choose a high number and it will play more new music it thinks you will like, but that you haven’t explicitly asked for.

I did have some trouble with the music skipping occasionally or dropping (very frustrating). The playlist is usually quite good, but it still throws something really odd, like Winger, occasionally. The idea here is good. Remember search engines before Google? The sort-of worked. This sort-of works too. I eagerly await the Google of web radio.

I’ll never understand how, after I told it I like radiohead, it knew I’d like Lisa Loeb and Sweet Child O’Mine by Guns N’ Roses. Perhaps I’m not alone.

 

Homepage Usability: 50 Websites Deconstructed – sort of reviewed

Jakob Nielsen, love him or hate him*, preaches a core set of web-usability values are that are so ridiculously simple, they are practically irrefutable. Make a search box big enough to type a full word into, make pages accessible to users with disabilities, make your pages load quickly, avoid marketese – hire an editor. This just makes sense.

Some very smart people dislike Nielsen. He shits on Flash. He says users don’t read (they “scan”). They say he thinks users are stupid. I encourage his detractors to read his book Designing Web Usability. You will probably still dislike him, but you will be able to do so with a new depth and fervour. You will also avoid making a bunch of really stupid web-design mistakes.

I got my copy signed - seriously
Nielsen’s latest book, co-authored by Marie Tahir, landed in my lap courtesy of my travelling friends just in time for me to cancel my Amazon pre-order. Homepage Usability: 50 Websites Deconstructed is as much a criticism of the way brain-dead PR departments of Forture500 companies present themselves as it is a criticism of web design issues.

The book itself is a thing of beauty – it is a large format, glossy, colourful, and elegantly designed print worthy of prime real-estate on your nerdy coffee table. The writing has a smart and straightforward style that contrasts nicely with the marketing-tripe-writing on many of the criticised homepages. The leading chapters are worthwhile reading for anyone interested or involved in web development.

The chapters that follow, a criticism of 50 popular website homepages interested both for it’s criticism of common design blunders and for the eye candy on being able to flip through 50 popular homepages at once. The appendix reads: “Throughout this project, we frequently had the pictures of all 50 homepages spread out on our office floor. We found it quite powerful and visually stunning to be able to see all of the sites side-by-side.” (see an old aov post where I put together the top 50 sites at the time)

For a good overview and introduction to the book, read the interview with the authors at the publisher (New Riders) website.


* disclosure: I love him.
 

talkin’ ’bout the weather

I am amazed at how much white noise and white light a small city like Charlottetown generates*. As I drove down Grafton Street on my way to my apartment last night I watched the whole city flicker and die out; A remarkable sight.

Matt... Is that you...?
Of course I don’t own a flashlight or a candle. Picture me navigating my apartment via the faint green glow of my cell phone keypad (see artists conception to right) – I’d rather you not picture me trying to use the bathroom though.

Like most who have grown up with The Learning Channel and Discovery Channel, I am not easily impressed by weather in our temperate maritime climate. Last night, however, I was impressed.

By the way, if you don’t know what I’m talking about, we had a storm here in the Maritimes last night.


*I was also amazed at how much white noise a few computers can generate. I knew it was bad, but until it went silent, I hadn’t realized how bad. It’s almost enough to make you wanna buy an iMac.