On Five Feet of Dirt:
Day 13 of the 31 Days of Kelly Gruber
Scene 7 – The Plan
And let me tell you, just for clarification: Sixty-two yards is a long goddamn distance.
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On Five Feet of Dirt:
Day 13 of the 31 Days of Kelly Gruber
Scene 7 – The Plan
And let me tell you, just for clarification: Sixty-two yards is a long goddamn distance.
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what the – ?! ? Bessa…. hunh?
So does this mean Bessa owns Nike, FedEx, StarBucks,Microsoft, Subway and McDonald’s?
yes.
I think the point here is that I’m fucking big.
theyre ads and dorrel is milkin stevens and robs effort by doin it too/ oust durell!
If anyone is big around here it aint Matt. It’s Vince.
huge.
you are right lnkweglh it’s horrible of matt to link to three funny cool things he wrote. he should link to things other people write, talk about brands, technology, that would be much better
Matt,
Is that 3-day novel contest submission thing you mentionned before available anywhere in its entirity? I liked the chapter that was put on display. Who won the contest anyway?
There were a lot of novels submitted (500+ maybe?) so the judges are still reading. Results are announced later this month.
The Rash is not available anywhere in its entirety. It will eventually be available to the public at an as yet unspecified date in a yet to be determined format.
Was just at Fireland, and it is beautiful, though ominous. Just the way I like my eggs.
They appear to have underestimated my resolution. Which detracts from it.
I realize this might sound dumb, but who in the hell is Kelly Gruber, and what is 31 days f him about. I laughed and read all the days, but what is it about Matthew?
This is Kelly Gruber.
Fireland is back with maybe the best layout and design yet. And new content.
More on Gruber presently.
Like now.
31 Days of Kelly Gruber is about Kelly Gruber, former 3rd baseman for the Toronto Blue Jays, and very briefly, the Anaheim Angels. That’s the only rule.
Day fifteen is now available.
To Whom It May Concern
Legal Action is being taken against the people responsible for Five Feet of Dirt/31 Days of Kelly Gruber.
LOL! Can’t be serious…. ?
It’s true. Actually, I can’t claim to know much – as for “legal action”, I’m not sure. However, I do know there are rumblings of some kind.
Wow,. Seems., Stupid?
Legal action against a piece of fiction? I’m baffled.
And don’t follow the link to http://www.kellygruber.com, bad flash site, and it scared the hell out of me when some random guy shouts “Pllllaaay Balllll!!!!”.
I had an email exchange with the info@kellygruber people, and it boils down to this (in their heads):
* – I’m not saying these things are true, although i did hear him swear once.
Just wait until someone puts up a page with “doctored” photos of K.G. in the middle of those acts…
I used to like Kelly Gruber. I have a poster somewhere here that has him fully horizontal making a hero of a catch. He was a 1992 hero.
Nobody likes to think about it, but most people know that their parents at one time or another have had sex. Poor baby Gruber.