Charge a service fee for using a service? What?! Have someone making money from the Internet without absurdly inflated stock sales? No way! I want everything for free!

If Napster charges a service fee who knows what could be next? We’ll have to pay “grocery stores” to buy our food from them instead of direct from the farmers. “Bookstores” will appear, and we’ll no longer buy directly from authors. Why, the government may even institute a goods and services tax! Soon, we’ll have an entire “service industry”!

What will happen? How can we possibly afford to pay for the things we want? Our society will crumble into anarchy, and mobs will rule the streets! To the hills, I say, to the hills. You can live off the land, commune with nature, learn to love your fellow man, and never, ever have to pay a service fee.