As you may have noticed, the normally responsible Steven has committed a severe affront to the English language and to thinking people everywhere. In his ‘commercial WIRED musings’ post, Steven made reference to the ‘milleniyumyum’. Is he responsible for this act, or was his brain inadvertently and momentarily transformed into mashed turnip? We cannot say, but nonetheless we must act.

Please send all votes for method of punishment to thegeniuses@actsofvolition.com. The polls will remain open until Nov. 7th. Vote early, and vote often.