file under: I can’t believe this even exists

Humankind Systems, maker of a fine webmail template I bought recently, seems to be diversifying.

Their product, The Flasher, occasionally flashes on your computer screen while you work with affirmative messages like:

  • cigarettes taste bad
  • smokers are ugly
  • lung cancer is painful
  • I like to exercise
  • I love my body
  • I Chew My Food Thoroughly

I did not make this up. However, I wish I had.